I hear ya, BEG. The beach towns are great if you are 1--in your early 20's, 2--deaf, 3--a party animal with limitless wealth. As far as a working family goes? Not so much.
BTW--I know exactly where the second house is located (Fullerton). You're less than a mile from Mrs. Sparky and probably the same distance from my cousin and her family. FWIW, I have some recommendations for restaurants in the Fullerton area. PM me and I'll drop some names if you're interested for your next trip out.
I don't think either one of those houses are going to sell that quickly. Hell, it took four months in 2006 to sell ours, and that's when we dropped the price twice.
And as far as your not getting your current home sold, sorry to hear about that, but cheesy realtors and finance people seem to be way too common in any economy, I guess. And yes, whenever I put an offer on a house, I always, always, ALWAYS wrote a check for an appraisal, or stipulated it was to be taken out of the earnest money I put down.