Dear Diary,
Tonight at the mean Trump's rally I saw a normal person run his thumb across his neck. He was clearly wanting to cut my throat. I called my girlfriend Jenn Rubin after and we ate a quart of Ben & Jerrys ice cream and gossiped about that mean old Trump. He is so BAD!!. I hate, HATE HIM!!!!!!!
Well at least it is almost Saturday night and we can have our sleep over with Jake Tapper, Jenn (I love her soooo, soooooooooooo much), and George Will. We are going to plan how to get that mean Trump.
Until tomorrow.
Love Jimmy