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DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
« on: January 10, 2018, 06:18:05 PM »
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I'm starting a low carb diet today.


My wife went to the grocery store today and when she got home she said, "If you're going to start eating real food, we're going to need to increase our food budget." She wasn't trying to be funny, but it struck me as so.

Anyway, I might use this as my weigh-in thread every week. Wish me strong will. I'm starting out at 305.2.

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Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2018, 06:26:23 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2018, 06:59:49 PM »
The fact this nimrod prints a fraction of such an obese integer (assuming he is not 8 foot tall) identifies his superfluous nature.

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2018, 07:06:30 PM »
305.2? man you are a walking tub of blubber. Try eating grass for a couple weeks. :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
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I'm starting a low carb diet today.


My wife went to the grocery store today and when she got home she said, "If you're going to start eating real food, we're going to need to increase our food budget." She wasn't trying to be funny, but it struck me as so.

Anyway, I might use this as my weigh-in thread every week. Wish me strong will. I'm starting out at 305.2.

Aaah... the old I can't afford to eat healthy bullshit.... which is what you are full of Tubbs.

Fact:
Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight.

Fact: Once you start consuming less, your stomach will "shrink" and it will take less to make you feel full

Fact: You stuff more food in your pie hole at one meal than I consume all day

Fact: You sit on your fat ass all day, I do as well, and that is not conducive to losing weight

Fact: You keep making excuses, just like my porky brother*, and wonder why you cannot lose weight

Fact: Exercise and you will increase your burn rate. Couple that with shoving less food in your pie hole and you will lose weight


*every time I call him he is always either eating or going to eat, or fixing something to eat... and then wonders why he is fat
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Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2018, 09:08:47 PM »
Aaah... the old I can't afford to eat healthy bullshit.... which is what you are full of Tubbs.

Fact:
Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight.

Fact: Once you start consuming less, your stomach will "shrink" and it will take less to make you feel full

Fact: You stuff more food in your pie hole at one meal than I consume all day

Fact: You sit on your fat ass all day, I do as well, and that is not conducive to losing weight

Fact: You keep making excuses, just like my porky brother*, and wonder why you cannot lose weight

Fact: Exercise and you will increase your burn rate. Couple that with shoving less food in your pie hole and you will lose weight


*every time I call him he is always either eating or going to eat, or fixing something to eat... and then wonders why he is fat

You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2018, 09:12:32 PM »
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,


He’s a very sedentary truck driver. Got fired from a job because he hadn’t mastered sitting yet.

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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2018, 07:32:57 AM »
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

We are discussing here an individual that holds nothing back in his personal life. Typical of the primitives, there is little to no on-line discretion when it comes to physical/mental health issues. If there was even the slightest chance that there is a medical reason Tubbs couldn't lose weight, we would know about it. This is not the first time this individual has gone on such an adventure.

Sorry to hear you have COPD. Good thing you lived a health lifestyle and haven't spent years smoking. If you had been a smoker then you couldn't blame your situation on something you cannot control which would really suck. Either way a lack of O2 or stress on the cardio-vascular system is not good. Take care.
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Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2018, 07:41:55 AM »
Aaah... the old I can't afford to eat healthy bullshit.... which is what you are full of Tubbs.

Fact:
Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight.

Fact: Once you start consuming less, your stomach will "shrink" and it will take less to make you feel full

Fact: You stuff more food in your pie hole at one meal than I consume all day

Fact: You sit on your fat ass all day, I do as well, and that is not conducive to losing weight

Fact: You keep making excuses, just like my porky brother*, and wonder why you cannot lose weight

Fact: Exercise and you will increase your burn rate. Couple that with shoving less food in your pie hole and you will lose weight


*every time I call him he is always either eating or going to eat, or fixing something to eat... and then wonders why he is fat
Tobin and wife just need to stop buying food that comes in either a can or a box. That stuff is not good for you.
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Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2018, 09:14:24 AM »
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We are discussing here an individual that holds nothing back in his personal life. Typical of the primitives, there is little to no on-line discretion when it comes to physical/mental health issues. If there was even the slightest chance that there is a medical reason Tubbs couldn't lose weight, we would know about it. This is not the first time this individual has gone on such an adventure.

I stand corrected and offer apologies.


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Sorry to hear you have COPD. Good thing you lived a health lifestyle and haven't spent years smoking.

You obviously have me confused with someone else. My motto was "live hard,die young,and leave a good-looking corpse". Somewhere along the line I screwed up Big Time. I really should have had more fun.

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If you had been a smoker then you couldn't blame your situation on something you cannot control which would really suck. Either way a lack of O2 or stress on the cardio-vascular system is not good. Take care.

I started smoking when I was 14,and with a few short breaks,smoked right up to the day I finished remodeling my house by nailing up the last sheet of siding after cutting out and replacing all the mold and mildew,and the old siding. I came in the house tired,and laid back in my recliner to take a short break,and haven't smoked a cigarette or anything else since then. Took me two days to get the chair upright so I could get out of it and walk maybe 8 feet to my computer desk and chair,where I kept the ashtray,lighter,and cigarettes.  Sitting there panting and gasping for breath after having made that epic 8 foot journey,it occurred to me I literally didn't have enough "wind" to smoke the damn thing IF I could even manage to get it lit,and said to myself,"Self,how freaking stupid is THIS?",and haven't smoked anything since.

My problem came from inhaling mold and mildew spores,not tobacco. I went maybe 2 years just blacking out at random with no warning. Once fell off my car trailer while standing on the fender to take a tarp off a car on it. I don't even remember it happening. All I know is when I became conscious again,I was laying on the ground next to the trailer,and my head was bleeding from hitting something laying in the yard. That was some scary stuff.

Took a while,but I am MUCH better now. Not well,but better. I will never get well,and am damn lucky to have gotten better. I can sometimes walk maybe 100 yards at a time now before I have to sit down to catch my breath,but the main thing is I no longer go unconscious without warning.

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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2018, 09:26:05 AM »
Tobin's situation is similar to the case of the Las Vegas Leviathan in many respects. When it came down to it, that was a matter of self-control and accepting responsibility.

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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2018, 10:35:26 AM »
Maybe with the new "Trump Tax Cuts", Tubby will be able to afford some protein.
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2018, 12:34:59 PM »
A trucker has a problem...on the road the easiest meals are fast food.
I limit my carbs to lunch, and NEVER do fast food.

I have a cafeteria at work and I can almost always get meat and potatoes (carbs).
Fruit for breakfast, meat and veggies for dinner.

I cannot imagine eating like that on the road.

I long desired to lose weight, but never did anything until I had incentive (diabetes). That scared me, and set me on the straight and narrow. I am now free of diabetes, and I am still losing weight.
--> BUT it took a real incentive for me to change. I know diabetics at work who do not have that incentive...they depend on their drugs to stay alive. Their lifestyle has not changed at all.

all in all, diet is easy to talk about. Its easy to break.
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2018, 01:24:39 PM »
A trucker has a problem...on the road the easiest meals are fast food.
I limit my carbs to lunch, and NEVER do fast food.

I have a cafeteria at work and I can almost always get meat and potatoes (carbs).
Fruit for breakfast, meat and veggies for dinner.

I cannot imagine eating like that on the road.

I long desired to lose weight, but never did anything until I had incentive (diabetes). That scared me, and set me on the straight and narrow. I am now free of diabetes, and I am still losing weight.
--> BUT it took a real incentive for me to change. I know diabetics at work who do not have that incentive...they depend on their drugs to stay alive. Their lifestyle has not changed at all.

all in all, diet is easy to talk about. Its easy to break.
You have to work for the good things in life. Can Tobin do it?
That sometimes changes when parts of their body start to rot off.
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2018, 02:16:08 PM »
That sometimes changes when parts of their body start to rot off.

By that time the avalanche is already rolling down the hill,and it's too late to stop it.

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Tobin needs a cement enema to remind him how full of it he is.  A personified craphaus.

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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2018, 08:24:49 PM »
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

For all "we" know.  And you'd be surprised what "we" at the cave know. 


Perky probably knows more about Tubby Tobin than you do about the back of your hand.  Also, this isn't Tubby Tobin's first rodeo attempt at trying to ride the weight loss bull, hence the comments.
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2018, 09:15:00 PM »
>tobin says:  Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

So you are one of the crapholes drifting your rig into my lane at overweight speeds while sucking air.  When we go MadMax on you leftist filth, a craphole will be your home with no running H2O man.

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That sometimes changes when parts of their body start to rot off.


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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2018, 02:37:03 AM »
>tobin says:  Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

So you are one of the crapholes drifting your rig into my lane at overweight speeds while sucking air.  When we go MadMax on you leftist filth, a craphole will be your home with no running H2O man.

No,and I'm not even a craphole like you,with a reading disability,shithead.

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« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2018, 09:38:13 AM »
No,and I'm not even a craphole like you,with a reading disability,shithead.

Dude, we are adults here. Grow up, become one yourself. You will find it refreshing.
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Dude, we are adults here. Grow up, become one yourself. You will find it refreshing.

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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2018, 05:41:44 PM »
Someone missed their nap today.
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Someone missed their nap today.
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