Author Topic: DU LIKES the Anti-capitalist protesters, but they LOVE Michelle  (Read 558 times)

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Offline BannedFromDU

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This is Democratic Underground, in a nutshell

     They're wringing their hands over there about cops pigs busting heads on their brothers-in-arms in the streets, who just want to speak Truth to Power to the fascist capitalist thieves inside the palaces.

     They must have two sets of genitals, though, because while their left hand is fapping over the protestors, their right hand is fapping over one of the fascist capitalist thieves beautiful women inside, namely Michelle Obama.

     Therein lies DU for you. They hate everything that the US stands for, but they can't get enough of the PERFECT people who run the place that they hate.

     (And we're STILL supposed to insist that GWB looks exactly like a chimp, but Michelle Obama has no simian qualities whatsoever)
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Offline The Village Idiot

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Re: DU LIKES the Anti-capitalist protesters, but they LOVE Michelle
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 12:32:00 PM »
when exactly did the *****bag get "beautiful"?

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Re: DU LIKES the Anti-capitalist protesters, but they LOVE Michelle
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 02:38:27 PM »
when exactly did the *****bag get "beautiful"?


No clue, she's buttfu*kin ugly.
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