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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2009, 12:12:52 PM »
Can you imagine the college applications she sent out?

"Over the last four years, I have made dozens of viciously anti-Bush animation videos that graphically depict dead and wounded soldiers and children."

Everything would've been about how much she hates President Bush.  If anything, I completely believe she was accepted at UC-Berkeley.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2009, 05:05:22 PM »
She actually makes animated videos? Has anyone seen them? What does this chick look like? She sounds like the homely sort, her post sounds needy, as in please, please praise me. Possibly a broken home, bad family life?
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2009, 05:44:52 PM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 02, 2009, 05:05:22 PM
She actually makes animated videos? Has anyone seen them? What does this chick look like? She sounds like the homely sort, her post sounds needy, as in please, please praise me. Possibly a broken home, bad family life?

I think you're right. I have yet to see more than 3 DUmp Monkeys over there that my donkey would have the slightest interest in, let alone a red blooded American boy!

The whole post spells L-O-S-E-R!
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2009, 06:08:02 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on April 01, 2009, 09:11:27 PM
I figured she'd be more at home in a place like the Albany campus of SUNY.*















*a Hi5 from me to the first person that figures out the reference

I wonder how DA's dissertation is coming along???


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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2009, 07:04:47 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 31, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
I think she's full of shit.

She's full of something alright.

My prediction is that she'll be in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2009, 07:08:56 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on April 02, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
She's full of something alright.

My prediction is that she'll be in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.

And that would mean..........Abortion and coming back to DU to tell her sob story.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2009, 07:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on April 02, 2009, 07:04:47 PM
She's full of something alright.

My prediction is that she'll be in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.

You give her far too much credit.  Given the neighborhood and club scene of where she wishes to attend college, I would have given her until the end of freshman orientation, if that long.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2009, 07:40:23 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 02, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
You give her far too much credit.  Given the neighborhood and club scene of where she wishes to attend college, I would have given her until the end of freshman orientation, if that long.

My time frame may be off but it's gonna happen. Lil Ava strives for attention. I don't see her as having too many dates in high school. The artsy fartsy folk at NYU will draw to her like a magnet hoping to knock off some of that baby fat.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2009, 11:06:35 PM »
I'm not surprised that Berkley accepted her in. I sort of wonder if they wouldn't have it in them to accept somebody just for being a lefty activist. I'm sort of glad she isn't going there.

I do think if she wants to be successful in college, she'll have to seriously cut back on the activism. I knew activists in college who made good grades, but they normally had a particular focus (Democrat Party, Republican Party, AI, etc). I also knew activists that were all over the map with their multiple causes and didn't make school a priority at all. Heck, I remember one of them telling me that college was a Capitalist institution and that it was wrong to value it. I was obviously speaking with a very open, far to the left Socialist. Anyway, my point is cutting down on the activism would be very good at this point.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2009, 05:28:41 PM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 02, 2009, 05:05:22 PM
She actually makes animated videos? Has anyone seen them? What does this chick look like? She sounds like the homely sort, her post sounds needy, as in please, please praise me. Possibly a broken home, bad family life?

Seem 'em.  They suck and are disgusting.  She should have to answer to the families of every person she exploited in order to bash President Bush.

She's EXTREMELY homely.  She always has her pic taken looking down on her to make her appear less fat.

Pretty sure her mom is divorced, plus she's as much of a loon as her daughter.

You can find videos of her here:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=ava+lowery&aq=f

Her animations are here:

http://www.peacetakescourage.com/
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2009, 05:46:45 PM »
Oh now, remember Lil Ava has a significant birth-defect, that of being chin-challenged; her jaw recedes right into her neck.

It's not nice to make fun of how she looks, but it's okay to be bluntly honest about how she looks.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #36 on: April 04, 2009, 04:52:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 03, 2009, 05:46:45 PM
It's not nice to make fun of how she looks, but it's okay to be bluntly honest about how she looks.

lol!  I'll have to remember that line.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #37 on: April 04, 2009, 04:59:21 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on April 04, 2009, 04:52:06 PM
lol!  I'll have to remember that line.

See, there is a distinction here, but one which if one is a primitive, one fails to notice.

For the record, I've never seen anyone here, or at our old home, make fun of the way Lil Ava looks.  We've all commented upon her appearance, but such comments have been wholly accurate and fair.

It's like my own situation.

If I wore my hair short, the absence of ears would be, uh, noticeable.

It's one thing to merely point out the absence of ears, and it's quite another thing to insinuate there's a character defect because of that absence.

Two wholly different things.  Decent and civilized people understand the distinction, but it's far too much for primitive minds to grasp.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2009, 07:28:24 PM »
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...it's quite another thing to insinuate there's a character defect because of that absence.

You're right, of course.  Ava's developing character flaws have nothing to do with her chin.

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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2009, 07:29:47 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on April 04, 2009, 07:28:24 PM
You're right, of course.  Ava's developing character flaws have nothing to do with her chin.



What chin? :whatever:
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2009, 04:19:11 AM »
Meh. I have seen this heifer. She is an embarassment to my hometown of Bama. Yes, she did need an implant, parents should have availed her of one, but what most concerns me is that vacant look in her eyes. I noticed on one of her "loving" vids, which weren't bad, I have seen much, much worse, where she was getting an award from NOW, and she decried all those "Haters" on the other "side." Um yeah. Can we submit  just the threads I have read over there the last few months as Exhibit A in that case, Your Honor? Doubt you need to worry about any offspring disrupting college fun, I am sure she will take care of that matter posthaste. She's a Now girl, now.
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Re: Lil' Ava makes her college choice
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2009, 05:09:46 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 05, 2009, 04:19:11 AM
Meh. I have seen this heifer......
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Yeah, I've noticed the vacant, unseeing eyes too.

But that's common among the primitives; being chinless is rather less common.
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