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Offline miskie

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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2009, 06:00:23 PM »
What else could he do, he can't be beating up hookers all day...

But seriously - At least they didn't find her swinging from a noose made of shredded and braided Sham-WOWs.
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2009, 06:02:31 PM »
Quote from: BEG on March 31, 2009, 01:21:06 PM
I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment.   :p
I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2009, 06:04:16 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 10:59:11 AM
Totally H5'd you!!11

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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2009, 06:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on March 31, 2009, 06:02:31 PM
I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?

As IF!  LOL!

A 28 pound Ukranian crank addict hooker with an artificial limb would probably mop the floor with ole Niles Crane. :rofl:
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2009, 06:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on March 31, 2009, 06:02:31 PM
I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?
let's just say he gave Eliot Spitzer a run for his money in the "recreational spending" dept. Smackin a ho around? That I do not know.... :-)
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2009, 07:01:55 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on March 31, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
let's just say he gave Eliot Spitzer a run for his money in the "recreational spending" dept.

Or so he claimed anyway.
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2009, 07:19:25 PM »
But still--$1000 for a POA?  I never spent that much--even when I was married!
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2009, 07:40:31 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 31, 2009, 07:19:25 PM
But still--$1000 for a POA?  I never spent that much--even when I was married!

You never pay for it WHILE your married.

You frequently pay through the nose AFTER though. :-)
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2009, 07:43:56 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
You never pay for it WHILE your married.

You frequently pay through the nose AFTER though. :-)

Oh, you pay WHILE you're married as well. 

Honey?  Don't you think we need a new bedroom set?
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2009, 07:45:29 PM »
Oh you're always payin for it! :-)
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2009, 07:52:21 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 31, 2009, 07:43:56 PM
Oh, you pay WHILE you're married as well. 

Honey?  Don't you think we need a new bedroom set?

Not me man. My wife is the bread winner. I'm the one bitching about the bedroom set usually.
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2009, 09:17:59 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on March 31, 2009, 06:02:31 PM
I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?

It was a not so subtle reference for his love of hookers.
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Re: Big Damn Sham Wow Whore Punching Thread. (With PHYSICS and BIKER NINJAS!)
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2009, 06:22:57 AM »
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I wonder if somebody is going to build a chicken-wire hooker to prove it's impossible to hit her in the face.


Ok, those were some of the funniest comments, ever, the WB one masterful, but I nearly peed myself over this^^^^!
I told you guys that my ex was a psychotic wife beater, so I will assure all here, and any DUmmie lurkers, it is very possible to be nose to nose with someone when they beat the crap out of your face. No need to experiment. Unless you really, really want to, that is. I read old Vince and sweetie-pie were stone drunk when the beating occured. No idea how it started, evidently she DIDN'T love his nuts? I am going to semi-side with Vince, until more info comes in, mainly cause he paid her $1,000 bucks, (he is on tv and can't get it for free? I am sure even Billy Mays can do that, maybe even old Ron Popeil.) and because she had his tongue in her mouth and was trying to bite it off. That said, he wouldn't have to beat up hos if he just found Shamwow groupies. Problem solved.
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