http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x57715Oh my. The experiences primitives have.
Neecy (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-09 03:40 PM
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I just had a pkg of frozen bread dough explode in my hands.
I just did battle with a $1.98 package of frozen bread dough and the bread dough won.
Yesterday afternoon I took this demon bread out of the freezer to thaw, as I had planned to make pepperoni bread last night. After a very long afternoon of helping my sister adopt a Beagle, I got home late and figured I'd make it today, so I threw it into the refrigerator.
Warning. Frozen bread dough, once thawed, will rise even in a cold refrigerator.
A few minutes ago I reached into the refrigerator to remove the bag and just as I thought to myself, "Gee, this thing sure got huge" I heard a loud POP and the bag shredded. Fortunately bread dough is fairly dense so it didn't splatter everywhere, but just enough oozed out onto the floor for my five-month old puppy to start eating before I even realized what had happened. Fun times.
This is perhaps my stupidest cooking experience ever.
No comment.
The diet cola primitive:
Tab (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-09 05:06 PM
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1. Yeah, leave a bag of pizza dough sealed in the fridge and eventually the bag is expanded with "air" (really, the gases), so be careful when you open it.
The instant rolls that came in the cardboard tube used to do that too. You'd unwrap them and then POP!
Catches you by surprise the first time.
Not necessarily a stupid cooking experience (although if you consider that your stupidest then you have a better track record than I). It was a learning experience, though.
Grandma:
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-09 05:24 PM
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2. Ahem...yeast farts.
After which the primitives describe menstruation, but I don't want to go there.
The warped primitive:
Warpy (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-23-09 03:32 PM
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12. Poppin Fresh does so with a vengeance here at 6000 feet! All I have to do is loosen the wrapper half an inch or so at the tab and the tube pops apart. Of course, the rolls (the few times a year I eat them) are sky high when I take them out of the oven, so low air pressure at high altitude does have a use.
I can't tell you how many cans of soup I threw out before I realized that none of them is going to hiss at this altitude when I pop in the can opener.
Next time you want to rest bread dough in a plastic bag in the fridge, pop a couple of pinholes into the wrapper. That will likely be enough to release the serious gas.
The Polynesian Queen primitive, the primitive woman bothered by cold weather:
troubleinwinter (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-23-09 03:40 PM
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13. Great clue you gave: "pop a couple of pinholes into the wrapper"
I live a mile high, and have learned that when I fly from low altitude to home, to squeeze air out of shampoos, makeup foundation, etc., before flight to prevent SPURTTT!!! when I open them upon arriving home.
Warpy (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-23-09 03:51 PM
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14. Oh, shoot, liquid stuff like that packed at sea level has long been the bane of my existence. Justify to the DEA that you've lost half a syringe of morphine some time because you're a flatlander who didn't realize she had to take the cap off with the thing pointing up in the air.
I've learned how to open shampoo and conditioner bottles verry sllooowwwly.
troubleinwinter (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-09 05:38 PM
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5. Egads! Yeah, fun times.
I can't imagine cleaning up exploded dough!
My stupidest kitchen experience was when I put a big bowl of too old macaroni salad down the disposer...drain pipe had come disconnected and cabinet door was open.
I had very finely minced macaroni salad on the floor, stove, cupboards, walls and ceiling.
Ever after, I never ran the disposer with the cabinet door open, just in case.
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-09 05:44 PM
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6. OMG! I think I would have cried.
What a mess!
troubleinwinter (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-09 05:58 PM
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8. Well, I wasn't gonna admit this, but
I was so freaked out, I called my husband at work. A good friend/coworker answered. I breathlessly told him what had happened with a bunch of !!!!?OMG???!!OMG!!!!??!!!
Friend said, "Well, then, clean it up." I felt like an idiot.
Of course.
But for the Polynesian Queen primitive, being an idiot is 24/7/365.