Your rice cooker, she should know some recipes. Send her to the store.
If only I was married. Life would be perfect. There would always be someone there to give me foot massages and get between the toes. Gals just live for that.
Oh and they love to say things like, "Can I get you another beer, master?"
Yep. here I am at 54...I mastered boiling water years ago. I can fry eggs. I can mostly break the eggs without breaking the yolk. and now I shall soon master the rice cooker.