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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2014, 08:28:14 PM »
Of course they are scared.

I just proved it, I didn't last 5 minutes even though I was trying to be nice as can be.

No, they talk a lame game but when it comes time to put up they run away.

Everybody knows this so it comes as no shock.

So Mineralman, if you want to talk you will have to come here.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2014, 08:32:27 PM »
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By the way, good job!

Thanks Coach.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2014, 08:34:31 PM »

Yes, good job EK.... :clap:
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2014, 08:43:36 PM »
An interesting juxtaposition with Frank's poll thread about our effect on DU, is it not?

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2014, 08:44:55 PM »
Oh, by the way...

Thanks for getting that screen cap Coach. You scare me sometimes.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2014, 08:45:37 PM »
An interesting juxtaposition with Frank's poll thread about our effect on DU, is it not?

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That's why I made the amendment to SGT Snuggle Bunny's original post.

There's nothing wrong with the primitives coming over here to steal ideas about what to post on Skins's island, but it'd be nice if they gave credit where credit's due.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2014, 08:47:37 PM »
You scare me sometimes.

I shouldn't scare anybody, not even the primitives.  I'm pretty harmless.

<<<nice guy.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2014, 08:55:37 PM »
An interesting juxtaposition with Frank's poll thread about our effect on DU, is it not?

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It is, and its indefensible. If they could they would be over here in droves.

But they can't, so they won't.

They are helpless children sitting in a bassinet of there own making.

I tried to come to you and got banned in 5 minutes...come to us, I promise we'll be nice.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #59 on: March 25, 2014, 09:06:07 PM »
I shouldn't scare anybody, not even the primitives.  I'm pretty harmless.

<<<nice guy.

Just ask Andy.  :panic:

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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #61 on: March 25, 2014, 09:09:32 PM »
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179. So why doesn't DU use a robots.txt file

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That's right farcenter, the walls must be made thicker.

Cowards must be protected.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #62 on: March 25, 2014, 09:21:03 PM »
I have to imagine that $kinner is so proud at this moment.

Tears running down his face. His warriors are so bravely standing inside their walls.

Yeah, we watch you folkes and we are reminded...often...that you folkes are cowards

It's not just us.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2014, 09:54:00 PM »
That's right farcenter, the walls must be made thicker.

Cowards must be protected.

This reminds me of the couple, three, days that Taverner's web-site was active.

The BainsBane primitive yelled at me, alleging that conservativecave "pre-screens" prospective members, so as to keep liberals and kooks out.

I tried to reply to her, but when I pushed the "reply" button, that's when I found out Taverner had so ill-advisedly banned me, so the comment didn't get posted.

conservativecave pre-screens prospective members to keep spammers out, as it seems many of these anti-spamming gateways don't work.

I'll bet Elad does the same on Skins's island to keep out spammers, but it's apparent he does it to keep out decent and civilized people too.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #64 on: March 25, 2014, 09:59:42 PM »
I wonder if a member of the MIRT team would be so kind as to come over and explain why I, being as nice as I can be, was executed on $kinns island?

HRMJustin, this would be your chance.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #65 on: March 25, 2014, 10:02:18 PM »
DUmbasses...

You have beggars,leeches and parasites.
The majority of you are confessed drug addicts/users.
Most of you take pride in being mentally ill.
Your goal in life is some form of total government care.
You hate the USA because it does not automatically give you every thing you want for free with no requirement of return.
Your every waking moment is devoted to seething hatred of anyone that has more then you.

None of this is a lie or even an exaggeration, it is exactly what you are.
You are filth and scum.
Die slowly and painfully.

 :hi5: I agree 100% with the above statement. Might I add that every DUmbass is my enemy. They are all an anathema to what it means to be an American. They are all oxygen thieving wastes of skin.

Or as Conan said about what is best in life:

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The DUmbasses deserve to be crushed everywhere they rear their ugly heads and driven before us so we can hear the sweet, sweet lamentations of the DUmbass men.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #66 on: March 25, 2014, 10:05:07 PM »
I wonder if a member of the MIRT team would be so kind as to come over and explain why I, being as nice as I can be, was executed on $kinns island?

HRMJustin, this would be your chance.

Surely you can't be serious? The DUmbasses are utter cowards without the balls to confront us outside of the slimy confines of the DUmp.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2014, 10:09:42 PM »
Surely you can't be serious? The DUmbasses are utter cowards without the balls to confront us outside of the slimy confines of the DUmp.

My friend, They won't even confront us inside of the walls of the DUmp.

But we knew that.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #68 on: March 25, 2014, 10:49:02 PM »
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161. The posters on that board are asking for their own board on DU

These idiots are really funny and it is clear that we have hurt their feelings. They are claiming that there are a number of DUers on their board and that they do not ban DUers. I do not believe this crap but I am amused by how badly their feelings are hurt.

Look Goth, I tried to be nice and was banned in 5 minutes. That's what you do, no one here including me are surprised.

That is what you do, you ban folkes that don't toe the line.

I was trying to be as nice as I can be but because I told the truth I was shown the door.

You people can talk as much as you like about being inclusive and science or whatever but you are in a closed society .

Your in a bubble that your masters will not allow to be pierced.

I tried to get through that bubble and MIRT bounced me out and reinforced the line

I'm serious, give us one board, let us in...we won't disappoint.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #69 on: March 25, 2014, 11:43:24 PM »
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161. The posters on that board are asking for their own board on DU

These idiots are really funny and it is clear that we have hurt their feelings. They are claiming that there are a number of DUers on their board and that they do not ban DUers. I do not believe this crap but I am amused by how badly their feelings are hurt.


No you chowderhead. The claim, is that CC does not ban anyone based on ideology.

And its true.

Bans here, are based strictly on behavior.

Bans on DU, are based on ideology. DU is an ideological restricted area, containing more further ideologically restricted areas. Behold:



(been looking for an excuse to use that again...)



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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2014, 06:06:01 AM »
A felony drug conviction and/or domestic abuse restraining order is the reason many of the Bong Humping DUmmies are gun grabbers. "I can't have one so neither can you!"

Of course we all know that given the choice between two brain surgeons; one a conservative "bagger" and the other a "Progressive Pothead", the dummy will choose the progressive pothead because we all know that they are smarter. I'm series dude.
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2014, 06:29:35 AM »
Nice try on extending the olive branch EK.  Even if it was to prove a point on the environment we know as Skins Island.   H5
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2014, 09:37:03 AM »
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I am amused by how badly their feelings are hurt.

We don't get hurt feelings.  We don't think, react or operate like you do. You really don't know who we are, do you?  :rofl:





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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2014, 09:43:47 AM »
We don't get hurt feelings.  We don't think, react or operate like you do. You really don't know who we are, do you?  :rofl:



     You mean the DUmmies aren't good at accurately assessing people and situations? Quelle surprise!

     
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Re: Monkeys in the cage warned about their poo flinging ways
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2014, 10:09:02 AM »
The dim ones really do not like this thread.  :popcorn:
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