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"So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« on: July 15, 2012, 11:12:40 AM »
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"So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"

That's what I'm going to start saying to my white, male southern neighbors. First of all, I hate (HATE!) the macho cave-man-like approach to presidential politics, but it does resonate with a certain subset of the population. I know that if I throw out that line it will make most of the guys I know step back. They will mumble something like, "Well...that's stupid. Obama's no warrior....blah, blah."

Easy enough to hit back at:

"Are you kidding me? Are you blind? This dude has bad ass all over him! Foreign policy BOOM! Bad ass. Military-BOOM! Bad ass. Politics BOOM! Bad ass! You may not like him but you have to be honest, Obama is one bad ass! What do we have in Mitt (then I'll snicker at the name Mitt for effect)? He is whining - WHINING! - (and in my best child like voice I'll say "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!) I don't care if the guy is filthy wealthy. Good for him. Knock your socks off. But, jeez - he is so out of touch and can't even get the name 'dough nut' out of his mouth. You've got to be kidding me if you think that Ken doll is a bad ass. He will and has rolled over for everyone. Talk about a flip flopper! You think John Kerry was a wimpy blue blood? Jeez....look at this guy.

I'm sorry. I don't want a president who has no balls. No integrity. No center. You may not like Obama but you can not convince me that he isn't one massive, no nonsense, steely eyed, put-his-finger-in-your-chest bad ass. Pfft. Go vote for Mitt. I'm voting for the bad ass.

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0bama a bad ass?  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


Then again they are the ones who believe that Allan Grayson is courageous.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2012, 11:17:00 AM »
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There should be a DUmp comedy section, as some of these posts from those retards lately have been priceless.

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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2012, 11:18:37 AM »
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

There should be a DUmp comedy section, as some of these posts from those retards lately have been priceless.

They are desperate, so they have to convince themselves not only that 0bama is a stellar preezy, but he is Rambo as well.  :rotf:

0bama is a whiny bitch, I have never heard a president whine so much about how it's not his fault.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2012, 11:23:08 AM »
Yeah, that should be really effective, go for it, DUmmie.  Sitting in the Emperor's seat and wearing a purple toga in the Colosseum, so you have the power to give the thumb at the end of the fight, does not make you a warrior.  Both candidates had a lot of things handed to them in life, Romney is the only one with a good case for having gone beyond that to achieve anything substantial on his own merit.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2012, 11:24:21 AM »
I guess if a non-citizen can be president, Putin can run for the office too then.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2012, 11:26:56 AM »
They are desperate, so they have to convince themselves not only that 0bama is a stellar preezy, but he is Rambo as well.  :rotf:

0bama is a whiny bitch, I have never heard a president whine so much about how it's not his fault.


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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2012, 11:30:06 AM »


So, what do we call him, Bambo or just BamBam?
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2012, 11:33:16 AM »
So, what do we call him, Bambo or just BamBam?

I like Bambo.

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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2012, 02:35:59 PM »
Newsflash, stuckinthebush:  Obama is a puss.  Al Franken is more macho than that drape hanging dog eating chicken hawk.  Barney Frank could whip him in a fist fight.  Warrior?  That is one of the most stupid things I've ever heard.  And that's saying something, considering the source.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2012, 03:03:59 PM »
Since when did Nobama ever serve ?
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2012, 03:17:16 PM »
Wimp or Warrior?  Um, how about the one that doesn't go around bowing and kissing up to foreign leaders.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2012, 03:19:20 PM »
OMG! :lol:
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2012, 03:22:44 PM »
Wimp or Warrior?  Um, how about the one that doesn't go around bowing and kissing up to foreign leaders.

Or selling out our country to them.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2012, 03:46:14 PM »
Primitive - think about what you are saying here - You are trying to sell Obama as being more of a Republican than the Republican. If you can't sell your candidate based on all of his wonderful, progressive actions and legislation, don't you feel that maybe you are fighting a losing battle ?

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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2012, 03:49:46 PM »
Bad Ass!


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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2012, 04:00:36 PM »
Bad ass hmm

Would this be the same bad ass that had the orders wrote so that blame could be deflected to the admiral that was in charge of the operation in case things didn't turn out "right".
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2012, 06:40:27 PM »
Who's the warrior, DUllard?

Obinga?

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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2012, 07:43:49 PM »
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"So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"

We know the answer to that question DUmmies. Unfortunately that was the question that should have been asked in 2008.  You buttsmears voted for the wimp, the pansy, the bimetrosexual candidate, Obama.  We voted for the true warrior, McCain.

This time around, i think both candidates are physically wimpy.

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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2012, 10:00:23 PM »
The Won's foreign policy is so successful that Hillary got a standing ovation in Egypt today.

Oh wait. She was jeered and her car was pelted with tomatoes.

Apparently the Gyppos don't agree with your assessment of his FP.
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2012, 06:16:55 AM »
BamBo, the greatest warrior evah, tells Israel NOT to attack Irans nuclear facilities. This one just happened over the weekend so it might oughtta went in Breaking News.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/157873#.UANEQnCAGkh

....and when something goes right, BamBo wants all the credit while not taking any chances personally so as to shift the blame if it fails.

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However, a memo written by former CIA Director Leon Panetta recently revealed that President Obama was not, in fact, in charge of operation strategy in the hunt for the terrorist mastermind, but rather it was Admiral William McRaven, head of the Joint Special Operations Command, who was responsible for making the “gutsy call.”
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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2012, 09:48:03 AM »
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12. Ask Osama how wimpy Obama is....

He didn't pull the trigger, asshole.  He came in off the golf course.  Nobody in the real world is buying it.

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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2012, 09:58:21 AM »






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Re: "So, are you going to vote for the wimp or the warrior?"
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2012, 12:00:10 PM »
 :rofl: