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How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« on: February 16, 2012, 02:44:30 PM »
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 02:49:00 PM »
Crisp but not dry.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 02:51:28 PM »
sometimes crispy & sometimes soft

I pour syrup on mine sometimes or dip in grape/strawberry...


It's also wonderful crispy on two pieces of bed with some mayo.   :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 02:55:33 PM »
No burn.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 02:56:14 PM »
Little burn or burned.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2012, 02:56:46 PM »
Like all the meat I eat - RARE!

Bacon is already cooked and smoked when you buy it, so it's ready to eat. I even occasionally make a "raw" bacon/mayo sandwich when I'm hungry and in a big hurry.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 02:57:12 PM »
Generally chewy, especially when it's in rasher form.

It it's diced, then I like it crispy.

DO NOT MIX SWEET STUFF WITH MY BACON. That means all you weirdos with the syrup, too.   :-)
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 02:59:53 PM »
BTW, the same goes for smoked ham.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 03:31:42 PM »
By itself as a side, I like it crispy, but if it's on a bacon ,egg and cheese sandwich, then not so crispy.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2012, 03:58:40 PM »
O.K. peoples, it's funtime!!!     Find the Freudian slip hidden in previous posts on this thread!

                                       
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2012, 04:00:42 PM »
Marv eats bacon RAW???   :o


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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2012, 04:08:02 PM »
Not even warm. Did I just make a funny? ::)
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2012, 05:09:39 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 03:58:40 PM
O.K. peoples, it's funtime!!!     Find the Freudian slip hidden in previous posts on this thread!

                                       

Well, could be...
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 02:57:12 PM
Generally chewy, especially when it's in rasher form.

...but that might be subject to argument.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 05:15:48 PM »
I like it crispy, but not burnt. 
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2012, 05:22:03 PM »
Damn, MUST go home and get me some bacon right now!!

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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2012, 05:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 16, 2012, 02:51:28 PM
sometimes crispy & sometimes soft

I pour syrup on mine sometimes or dip in grape/strawberry...


It's also wonderful crispy on two pieces of bed with some mayo.   :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2012, 06:46:12 PM »
Hmm, bacon in the bedroom, a perfecta. Now, for the trifecta...
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2012, 08:40:23 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 06:46:12 PM
Hmm, bacon in the bedroom, a perfecta. Now, for the trifecta...

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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2012, 09:01:49 PM »
Like this:

Crispy, with no big bubbles of fat in it.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM »
If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself! :naughty:
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 10:11:22 AM »
Quote from: Gina on February 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM
If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself! :naughty:

I'll bet there's a video............
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2012, 10:11:54 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 20, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
I'll bet there's a video............

 :rofl:  pig porn.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2012, 10:58:33 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on February 20, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
I'll bet there's a video............

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5Ds6ACw9g[/youtube]

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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2012, 11:14:26 AM »
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Quote from: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 03:58:40 PM
Find the Freudian slip hidden in previous posts on this thread!

Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 02:57:12 PM
DO NOT MIX SWEET STUFF WITH MY BACON. That means all you weirdos with the syrup, too.   :-)

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Quote from: Gina on February 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM
If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself! :naughty:

i believe you have to remove your two lowest ribs to do that
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Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2012, 11:32:13 AM »
just barely cooked, limp, not crispy and definitely not cooked to a crisp (which is how the men in my house want it  :puke: )
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