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Interests => All Things Edible (and how to prepare them) => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on February 16, 2012, 02:44:30 PM

Title: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 16, 2012, 02:44:30 PM: No Burn
Little Burn
Burned
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: DefiantSix on February 16, 2012, 02:49:00 PM: Crisp but not dry.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Gina on February 16, 2012, 02:51:28 PM: sometimes crispy & sometimes soft

I pour syrup on mine sometimes or dip in grape/strawberry...

It's also wonderful crispy on two pieces of bed with some mayo. :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2012, 02:55:33 PM: No burn.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2012, 02:56:14 PM: Little burn or burned.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: marv on February 16, 2012, 02:56:46 PM: Like all the meat I eat - RARE! (http://members.socket.net/~mcruzan/avatars/yum.gif)

Bacon is already cooked and smoked when you buy it, so it's ready to eat. I even occasionally make a "raw" bacon/mayo sandwich when I'm hungry and in a big hurry.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 02:57:12 PM: Generally chewy, especially when it's in rasher form.

It it's diced, then I like it crispy.

DO NOT MIX SWEET STUFF WITH MY BACON. That means all you weirdos with the syrup, too. :-)
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: marv on February 16, 2012, 02:59:53 PM: BTW, the same goes for smoked ham.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: thundley4 on February 16, 2012, 03:31:42 PM: By itself as a side, I like it crispy, but if it's on a bacon ,egg and cheese sandwich, then not so crispy.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 03:58:40 PM: O.K. peoples, it's funtime!!! Find the Freudian slip hidden in previous posts on this thread!

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPZOXorBSrW9K3JebvoIdzYmnU_AL5T6zhRki4Ul1gxWF6uw4dHA)
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Karin on February 16, 2012, 04:00:42 PM: Marv eats bacon RAW??? :o
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 04:08:02 PM: Not even warm. Did I just make a funny? ::)
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: marv on February 16, 2012, 05:09:39 PM: Quote from: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 03:58:40 PM
O.K. peoples, it's funtime!!! Find the Freudian slip hidden in previous posts on this thread!

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPZOXorBSrW9K3JebvoIdzYmnU_AL5T6zhRki4Ul1gxWF6uw4dHA)

Well, could be...
Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 02:57:12 PM
Generally chewy, especially when it's in rasher form.

...but that might be subject to argument.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Celtic Rose on February 16, 2012, 05:15:48 PM: I like it crispy, but not burnt.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: njpines on February 16, 2012, 05:22:03 PM: Damn, MUST go home and get me some bacon right now!!

:lmao:
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Rick on February 16, 2012, 05:31:26 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 16, 2012, 02:51:28 PM
sometimes crispy & sometimes soft

I pour syrup on mine sometimes or dip in grape/strawberry...

It's also wonderful crispy on two pieces of bed with some mayo. :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 06:46:12 PM: Hmm, bacon in the bedroom, a perfecta. Now, for the trifecta...
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Post by: IassaFTots on February 16, 2012, 08:40:23 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on February 16, 2012, 06:46:12 PM
Hmm, bacon in the bedroom, a perfecta. Now, for the trifecta...

BEER!!!!
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Destroyer25 on February 19, 2012, 09:01:49 PM: Like this: (http://cookingquest.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bacon-b.jpg?w=784&h=633)

Crispy, with no big bubbles of fat in it.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Gina on February 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM: If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself! :naughty:
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Post by: Wineslob on February 20, 2012, 10:11:22 AM: Quote from: Gina on February 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM
If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself! :naughty:

I'll bet there's a video............
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Gina on February 20, 2012, 10:11:54 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 20, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
I'll bet there's a video............

:rofl: pig porn.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: IassaFTots on February 20, 2012, 10:58:33 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on February 20, 2012, 10:11:22 AM
I'll bet there's a video............

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5Ds6ACw9g[/youtube]

:-)
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Rugnuts on February 20, 2012, 11:14:26 AM: Quote
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 16, 2012, 03:58:40 PM
Find the Freudian slip hidden in previous posts on this thread!

Quote from: Eupher on February 16, 2012, 02:57:12 PM
DO NOT MIX SWEET STUFF WITH MY BACON. That means all you weirdos with the syrup, too. :-)

oh my

Quote from: Gina on February 20, 2012, 09:57:57 AM
If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself! :naughty:

i believe you have to remove your two lowest ribs to do that
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: debk on February 20, 2012, 11:32:13 AM: just barely cooked, limp, not crispy and definitely not cooked to a crisp (which is how the men in my house want it :puke: )
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: CG6468 on February 20, 2012, 11:33:34 AM: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked? Today! :drool:
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Big Don on February 21, 2012, 01:42:59 AM: Quote from: Destroyer25 on February 19, 2012, 09:01:49 PM
Like this: (http://cookingquest.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bacon-b.jpg?w=784&h=633)

Crispy, with no big bubbles of fat in it.
I cook it on the waffle iron, thanks Alton Brown.
Turns out perfectly every time.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Karin on February 23, 2012, 04:02:27 PM: Quote
If a pig knew how good she tasted she would eat himself!
Is that one of them there tranny pigs, Gina?

Is Marv going to confirm that he actually eats raw bacon?
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Dblhaul on February 23, 2012, 11:57:18 PM: I like mine with crispy parts and chey parts.

On a side note, I got some of the low sodium bacon from Costco (Kirkland Brand) not really impressed. My wife picked some up from the local butcher that they smoke themselfs, perfect.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Gina on February 24, 2012, 06:30:30 AM: Quote from: Dblhaul on February 23, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
I like mine with crispy parts and chey parts.

On a side note, I got some of the low sodium bacon from Costco (Kirkland Brand) not really impressed. My wife picked some up from the local butcher that they smoke themselfs, perfect.

hadn't seen the low sodium bacon there and I am a weekly shopper, I only shop at Costco!
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Dblhaul on February 25, 2012, 08:38:35 PM: Gina,
My wife is a full blooded Costco shopper, and is trying to make me eat healthier!

It was "Kirkland Signature" Item #77000 "50% lower sodium..."

I'll buy it again, it's just that it didnt compare to the thick sliced butcher shop bacon!
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Gina on February 27, 2012, 01:34:12 PM: Quote from: Dblhaul on February 25, 2012, 08:38:35 PM
Gina,
My wife is a full blooded Costco shopper, and is trying to make me eat healthier!

It was "Kirkland Signature" Item #77000 "50% lower sodium..."

I'll buy it again, it's just that it didnt compare to the thick sliced butcher shop bacon!

I love them. Sam's sucks and the people that shop there are a "lower" class, at least in my area. :popcorn:
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Eupher on February 27, 2012, 03:18:10 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 27, 2012, 01:34:12 PM
I love them. Sam's sucks and the people that shop there are a "lower" class, at least in my area. :popcorn:

The only thing we have in this area is Sam's Club. Pisses me off, as we MUCH prefer Costco. The stuff is simply better there, ranging from the prepared food to the gizmos they sell.

There's only so much crap you can put up with before you say, "ENOUGH!"

The closest town to me of any size is Columbia, MO. My understanding is that the Walton Regime is well-entrenched there. Costco couldn't get in here if it arrived on an asteroid. :whatever:
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: obumazombie on February 27, 2012, 07:09:30 PM: Wal martians are only slightly less annoying than owebumazombies.
Title: Re: How Do You Like Your Bacon Cooked?
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 04, 2012, 07:06:44 AM: Right out of the package or pan al the way to burnt. Its already cured and and then smoked. Making your own is so much better.