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Offline Celtic Rose

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2013, 11:39:41 AM »
My advice to Loconuts is to put on a sweater and start cleaning something, you'll warm up soon enough. 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2013, 11:44:11 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on December 07, 2013, 11:39:41 AM
My advice to Loconuts is to put on a sweater and start cleaning something, you'll warm up soon enough. 

That involves work, so Loconuts will have no part of it.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2013, 11:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on December 07, 2013, 11:39:41 AM
My advice to Loconuts is to put on a sweater and start cleaning something, you'll warm up soon enough. 

I think LocoNuts should shave his head.  Shaving your head is a great way to get out of a funk.  

I'm surprised that fizzgig, who also hangs out in the DUmp mental health forum, hasn't already suggested this to him.  
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2013, 12:43:23 PM »
Maybe they should go get a job instead of wasting time whining .

Screw you, DUmmies.   :censored:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2013, 01:52:58 PM »
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hell, I've held global conference calls without ever leaving the covers..

Do we REALLY have to ask what type of "global conferences" you hold under the covers in your bed?

In the real world we would call that "turning a trick."
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2013, 01:55:26 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on December 07, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
Do we REALLY have to ask what type of "global conferences" you hold under the covers in your bed?

In the real world we would call that "turning a trick."

Normal people refer to those "global conference calls" as 1-900 numbers.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2013, 02:14:49 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on December 07, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
Do we REALLY have to ask what type of "global conferences" you hold under the covers in your bed?

In the real world we would call that "turning a trick."

"Global conference" = "around the world".
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2013, 04:18:52 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 07, 2013, 02:14:49 PM
"Global conference" = "around the world".

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was funny! H5 BD!!!!
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2013, 07:04:34 PM »
Maybe if we actually HAD some of this so called "glowbull warming", DUmmie loconuts wouldn't be freezing his loconuts off.
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2013, 08:54:19 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 07, 2013, 07:04:34 PM
Maybe if we actually HAD some of this so called "glowbull warming", DUmmie loconuts wouldn't be freezing his loconuts off.

If loconuts has actual nuts I'm sure they are all shriveled up from all his cowering in the corner. What a loser he is, DD.

Personally I think all the dummies should be put into a camp with R. Lee Ermy.  They could make a reality show out of it. Call it "The Biggest Losers Meet The Gunny".

I think it would be a hit.  I'd watch it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2013, 09:02:35 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on December 07, 2013, 08:54:19 PM
If loconuts has actual nuts I'm sure they are all shriveled up from all his cowering in the corner. What a loser he is, DD.

Personally I think all the dummies should be put into a camp with R. Lee Ermy.  They could make a reality show out of it. Call it "The Biggest Losers Meet The Gunny".

I think it would be a hit.  I'd watch it.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

                                               :lol:
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2013, 09:42:24 PM »
Imagine it, DD. Nads, UP, and loconuts... lined up by their cots as R. Lee stomps down the deck... stops at UP:

"What the Eff do you have hanging off your face, lady?" Then Nads steps up and proceeds to tell him what they are. Then R. Lee bellows "Oh my Effing God!!! We got an Einstein here!!!! What the Eff did they send me?!?!?!?"

Then he turns around and finds loconuts cowering under his cot. "What the Eff is your problem, maggot?!?!?!" Whimpering, loconuts says: "I just can't handle this!!!"

Then R. Lee turns to the camera and says: "See what the Eff I got to deal with?!?!?!" I got an Einstein, a pansy and a... well I ain't sure what the Eff she is, and she damned sure don't know either!!!! My name ain't Jesus and I can't work miracles!!!! As soon as this episode is over I'm firing my Effing agent!!!!"

It would be a freaking hit, DD.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2013, 09:48:00 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 07, 2013, 01:55:26 PM
Normal people refer to those "global conference calls" as 1-900 numbers.

Can you imagine being on a conference call with a fat beast all wrapped up in her covers?
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Freezing, Most DUmmies Have No Heat
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2013, 10:06:11 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on December 07, 2013, 09:48:00 PM
Can you imagine being on a conference call with a fat beast all wrapped up in her covers?

Unfortunately, somebody wrote a song about it, so yes; yes I can imagine it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7FCDAAezVY[/youtube]
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