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djones520:
I used to drive through Crystal River every couple of weeks when I'd go visit an ex-girlfriend of mine who lived in New Port Richey. I always wanted to stop and explore the place... but I had other concerns that kept making me drive on. :naughty:
delilahmused:
Dear Omaha Steaks,
While it pains me to send you yet another complaint and request another refund, I feel I would be shirking my duties as a customer if I didn't point out my issues with your products. Speaking truth to power (in this case greedy corporate meat merchants) is the best way to keep our country free, keep corporations in check and prevent the shipment of beef to Iraq, thus ending Shrubs war of aggression. By the way, Omaha isn't in Texas is it? I don't want any of MY hard-earned money going to Bush's Texas cronies.
I really think you should give your cows more water. Aside from being animal abuse (maybe PeTA should know about you) it makes your meat very dry. I put those T-Bone steaks on the grill, closed the lid and an hour later I came back and they were burnt to a crisp and dry as a pair of Birkenstock's that had been left in the rain all winter. Both sides! And I hadn't even turned the one side over towards the flame. Then there were those hamburgers. Well, they didn't taste anything like ham! They tasted more like ground beef. Just what part of the cow does hamburger come from? It better not be anything gross like the brains or liver. The ribs were pretty tasty but there was a lot of fat. As I told you in my last letter, I'm trying to watch my cholesterol. Don't you keep that kind of information on file? There was definitely more bone than meat. Next time can you please get the ribs from the rump or thigh where there's a little more meat and less bone?
You'll probably find a greater number of repeat customers if you follow my advice. I may not know cows but I know consumers because I am one. Oh, and my new "partner" is a vegetarian so can you please send some veggie-burgers from the meatless part of the cow when you send my next order? I think they're called cow pies. Unless we're not still together. Sometimes it's hard to know whether things are going to work out.
Tab
BlueStateSaint:
--- Quote from: delilahmused on June 20, 2008, 04:25:50 AM ---Dear Omaha Steaks,
While it pains me to send you yet another complaint and request another refund, I feel I would be shirking my duties as a customer if I didn't point out my issues with your products. Speaking truth to power (in this case greedy corporate meat merchants) is the best way to keep our country free, keep corporations in check and prevent the shipment of beef to Iraq, thus ending Shrubs war of aggression. By the way, Omaha isn't in Texas is it? I don't want any of MY hard-earned money going to Bush's Texas cronies.
I really think you should give your cows more water. Aside from being animal abuse (maybe PeTA should know about you) it makes your meat very dry. I put those T-Bone steaks on the grill, closed the lid and an hour later I came back and they were burnt to a crisp and dry as a pair of Birkenstock's that had been left in the rain all winter. Both sides! And I hadn't even turned the one side over towards the flame. Then there were those hamburgers. Well, they didn't taste anything like ham! They tasted more like ground beef. Just what part of the cow does hamburger come from? It better not be anything gross like the brains or liver. The ribs were pretty tasty but there was a lot of fat. As I told you in my last letter, I'm trying to watch my cholesterol. Don't you keep that kind of information on file? There was definitely more bone than meat. Next time can you please get the ribs from the rump or thigh where there's a little more meat and less bone?
You'll probably find a greater number of repeat customers if you follow my advice. I may not know cows but I know consumers because I am one. Oh, and my new "partner" is a vegetarian so can you please send some veggie-burgers from the meatless part of the cow when you send my next order? I think they're called cow pies. Unless we're not still together. Sometimes it's hard to know whether things are going to work out.
Tab
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Definitely H5 worthy!
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