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Offline Uhhuh35

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Lightning Strikes Twice!
« on: May 17, 2008, 10:22:15 AM »
All I can say is WOW! It was only two months ago that I won $500,000, and now it seems I've won $500,000 more!
I just received notification the other day:

"Microsoft Corporation
#1 Microsoft Way,
Redmond, WA 98052
Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 409978E.

MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION: UNITED KINGDOM

Finally,today we announce this months winners of the MICROSOFT MEGA JACKPOT
held on the 16th of May,2008.This is an Electronic Mail Award in which email
addresses from all over the world were selected from our Email Selection
Machine (TOPAZ),of which Your email address was a lucky winner of $500,000 USD
in a Certified Bank Draft to your personal e-mail address,attached to the
winning number 23-76-06-54-42-100,With serial number 647489,Ref: BTD/968/07
and Batch: 409978E.Selection process was carried out through random selection
in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over
1,000,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.You are
to contact your claims(winnings) through our fiduciary agent.

CLAIMS FIDUCIARY AGENT: Mr. Mark Blair
E-mail:  microclaims_blair@live.com

NOTE THAT THE BELOW INFORMATION IS REQUIRED TO CLAIM YOUR WINNINGS:

1.Full Name: 2.Address: 3.Nationality: 4.Age/Date of Birth:
5.Occupation: 6.Tel/Fax: 7.State of Origin: 8.Country: 9.Sex:
10.Ref/Batch no:

Sincerely,
Mrs. Linda Clarkson
Secretary.
2008 Microsoft."

I must be the luckiest man in the world! I really need the money too because it's taking a long time to receive the other winnings I had from Nigeria. I gave them all of the required info but they haven't sent the money yet and for some reason all my checks are bouncing!

 :-)
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Offline Lacarnut

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Re: Lightning Strikes Twice!
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 11:58:27 AM »
Wait till all your credit cards are maxed out. :whatever: :evillaugh: :mental: