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Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« on: October 03, 2008, 01:07:38 PM »
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Bow before your new fuzzy masters, pathetic humans!
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 01:31:07 PM »
Patiently waiting for Ptarmigan's obscenity-laced rant. :popcorn:
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 04:06:20 PM »
Ah yes, "Night of the Lepus," made-for-TV SF at its stinkiest.
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That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 06:21:16 PM »
I demand offerings of gold, virgins (not the DU kind) and fresh leafy vegetables (not the DU kind).
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 06:24:05 PM »
Wow, that's a whole mess of rabbits.  Coats and gloves for everybody! 

And rabbit stew for dinner.
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 06:26:57 PM »
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 09:22:14 PM »
Too funny! I think I actually started watching that movie once.

A loooooong time ago.  :-)
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2008, 11:06:08 PM »
ALL BUNNIES ARE DOOMED AND CURSED BY GOD FOR PERSECUTING PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IRREVERISIBLY!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A SIN TO PRAY FOR BUNNIES!!!!!!!! WE SHALL PRAY FOR GOD TO EXTERMINATE ALL LAGOMORPHS FROM THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOCKERS, SCOFFERS, AND BLASMPHEMERS OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIES HATE GOD AND CURSE AT GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! GOD HATES BUNNIES FOR BREAKING THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, THYE SHALL HAVE NO IDOLS BEFORE GOD, THY SHALL NOT MURDER, THY SHALL NOT STEAL, AND THY SHALL NOT LIE, WHICH BUNNIES HAVE FLAGERNENTLY BROKEN IN WAGING THE GREAT PTARMIGAN/RABBIT WAR!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIES ARE THE SODOMITE DAMNED FILTH THAT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY GOOD BUNNY IS A DEAD BUNNY!!!!!!!! NO, **** THAT, NO BUNNY IS GOOD, NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD ALL FACE GOD'S ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL BUNNIES ARE SENT A ETERNITY OF DAMNATION IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE GOING TO SAY, "WHY AM I IN HELL!!!!!! I SHOULD OF LISTENED TO GOD AND NOT KILL PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!" WELL, YOU BUNNIES GOT YOURSELF IN HELL, SO THAT'S TOO ******* BAD YOU GOD HATING SOULLESS VERMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Last Edit: October 04, 2008, 11:15:56 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 11:13:18 PM »
Wow, that's a whole mess of rabbits.  Coats and gloves for everybody! 

And rabbit stew for dinner.

And all of them going to Hell, while God is laughing at their death. It's God's punishment.
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Re: Your Weapons Are Useless, Your Technology Will Fail
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 10:50:11 AM »
ALL BUNNIES ARE DOOMED AND CURSED BY GOD FOR PERSECUTING PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IRREVERISIBLY!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A SIN TO PRAY FOR BUNNIES!!!!!!!! WE SHALL PRAY FOR GOD TO EXTERMINATE ALL LAGOMORPHS FROM THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOCKERS, SCOFFERS, AND BLASMPHEMERS OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIES HATE GOD AND CURSE AT GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!! GOD HATES BUNNIES FOR BREAKING THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, THYE SHALL HAVE NO IDOLS BEFORE GOD, THY SHALL NOT MURDER, THY SHALL NOT STEAL, AND THY SHALL NOT LIE, WHICH BUNNIES HAVE FLAGERNENTLY BROKEN IN WAGING THE GREAT PTARMIGAN/RABBIT WAR!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIES ARE THE SODOMITE DAMNED FILTH THAT THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY GOOD BUNNY IS A DEAD BUNNY!!!!!!!! NO, **** THAT, NO BUNNY IS GOOD, NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD ALL FACE GOD'S ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL BUNNIES ARE SENT A ETERNITY OF DAMNATION IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE GOING TO SAY, "WHY AM I IN HELL!!!!!! I SHOULD OF LISTENED TO GOD AND NOT KILL PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!" WELL, YOU BUNNIES GOT YOURSELF IN HELL, SO THAT'S TOO ******* BAD YOU GOD HATING SOULLESS VERMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!
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