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Texacon:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220802929#post16


--- Quote ---sir pball
Yesterday
So I did a thing today...and I'm gonna do it again.

[pic of the DC Kitchen]

I mentioned this a while back, that I was going to donate my skills…and hoo boy, did I. I was on zucchini-slicing duty, and given that we were all in teams of 2 filling the same size containers, by my math I'm five times faster than a civilian at slicing vegetables

In all seriousness, it was the most satisfying thing I've done in a very long time and I've already booked the same shift as far out as I can.
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That’s all I’m bringing, but there is much congratulations by the DUmmies. Because they don’t do this much.

KC

FunkyZero:

--- Quote from: Texacon on November 14, 2025, 05:21:06 PM ---"civilian" ?

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Well, sounds like the DUmpass did his first ever outreach work. I can't call it charity, because he's blabbing about how awesome he is for doing it.
But at least the POS is helping someone, even if he is forced to work with those lowlife "civilian" zucchini slicers

BamaMoose:

--- Quote from: FunkyZero on November 14, 2025, 05:47:21 PM ---Well, sounds like the DUmpass did his first ever outreach work. I can't call it charity, because he's blabbing about how awesome he is for doing it.
But at least the POS is helping someone, even if he is forced to work with those lowlife "civilian" zucchini slicers
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For almost anyone else, I'd say thanks for your volunteer work, even if you're an asshole about it.  For a DUmmy, my first thought is that he's serving out his community service sentence for some criminal offense.

67 Rover:
Doing the work of a mandolin.  ::)

jukin:
How many zucchinis did the DUmbass keister?

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