Thieving Trumpster busted and confronted at the market (bouncy)

[FunkyZero]

It's almost like they aren't even trying anymore...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217070303

Mon Aug 22, 2022, 12:20 PM
Star Member packman (15,465 posts)

Egging a Repuke at the grocery store
Waiting behind a guy at the egg cooler to get done. He was replacing his regular-size eggs with the Jumbo one, transferring eggs from one container to the next,
After a minute of waiting and watching, I couldn't help myself.
"Pardon me," I said, "But, I bet you're a Republican"

He turned around with a smile on his face, "Yes, how do know?"- Big grin
"Oh, just a guess the way you're looking out for yourself at the expense of another."
He paused, put down the jumbo eggs (now 1/2 filled with smaller ones), muttered something and left.

wha? No clapping or or pats on the back? At least you got the part about confronting, confounding, and embarrassing your lowlife invisible friend.

Response to packman (Original post)Mon Aug 22, 2022, 01:07 PM
Star Member gab13by13 (11,670 posts)

15. Last week I went to buy a dozen golf balls,

I picked up the box, it was empty. A worker was nearby so I say, where's the golf balls? He says at the check out, people switch good balls for cheap balls. The thought crossed my mind, it's Magats.

Let's wait and see if there is a call-out.  so far, just a downpour of stupid.

[CollectivismMustDie]

You know how you can tell this is a lie?

Because the larger eggs have been cheaper for several weeks in every grocery store I've been in that time.

[SVPete]

I'll take Shit That Didn't Happen But I Did Instead for $10, Art.

[FlaGator]

You know how you can tell this is a lie?

Because the larger eggs have been cheaper for several weeks in every grocery store I've been in that time.

These morons don't understand that the large eggs are more in demand that the extra-large or the small and medium eggs. Most recipes that call for eggs are built around large eggs.

[jukin]

I'll take Shit That Didn't Happen But I Did Instead for $10, Art.

No, I believe this did happen but, as we all know DUchebag DUmmy are all about thieving, it was the DUmmy doing the stealing. It has either done it before or had spent a serious amount of time thinking about doing it.

[Tess Anderson]

https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/person/pl6294l6u880r92u9ruu

old hippie spinning a yarn

[Old n Grumpy]

"Oh, just a guess the way you're looking out for yourself at the expense of another."
He paused, put down the jumbo eggs (now 1/2 filled with smaller ones), muttered something and left.

And THEN!! Foghorn Leg horn miraculously appeared along with 12 transvestite roosters dressed as chickens and congratulated me!!

I picked up the box, it was empty. A worker was nearby so I say, where's the golf balls? He says at the check out, people switch good balls for cheap balls. The thought crossed my mind,
.

you need to watch your balls!!

fixed it!

[ADsOutburst]

Oh really? The guy just turned around with a smirk, not even trying to hide the fact that he was doing something wrong?

[RuralNc]

These morons don't understand that the large eggs are more in demand that the extra-large or the small and medium eggs. Most recipes that call for eggs are built around large eggs.

Not to mention most brands have different size cartons for different size eggs. Nothing about the bouncy makes a lick of sense. 

[DUmpDiver]

[Karin]

I'll give the DUmmie credit.  This line:

"Pardon me," I said, "But, I bet you're a Republican"

Made me literally laugh out loud.  This little tale garnered 265 DU recs.  Everyone over there is just gleeful over the story, including spouting egg puns.      Then there's this guy:

Sympthsical (4,788 posts)

64. Well, I clapped

   

How does he stand it over there?

[SVPete]

...
How does he stand it over there?

IDK. It wasn't even a cool story.

[Rebel]

And people wonder why it was so easy for these clowns to fall for Russiagate, PeeGate, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc. These idiots will fall for anything.