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Title: Puppy 1, Me 0
Post by: Chris_ on January 10, 2008, 09:54:17 PM
With more humor than sadness, over the recent holidays I've come to the startling realization.... I simply can't compete with a puppy!  :thatsright:

I suppose its pretty darn understandable, I mean sheesh... even I want a puppy! If anyone wants to give me one  :uhsure:

Yet, when asking my four year old niece if she wants to head out n' about for the day on adventures with me. Having her pause to consider:

Munchkin: "Can we bring the puppy?"

Me: "No, the puppy has to stay here."

Munchkin: "Well, do you have a puppy now too?"
(understandable question to ask, as both of my little sisters just picked up puppies)

Me: "Nope."

With a pause of contemplation that would make Atlas himself proud....

Munchkin: "No... I think I should stay with the puppy."

Me:   :thatsright: :loser:  :lmao:

Title: Re: Puppy 1, Me 0
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 10, 2008, 10:09:34 PM
Oh Vonne! Don't take it to heart.  :lmao: