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BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« on: January 10, 2014, 09:03:52 AM »
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I was at the grocery store tonight and a guy said to me: "Do you want to make more money than you do in your current job? I live on Cedar. I can help you market your assets."  

"My assets," I asked incredulously.

He then said, "Well, if you're a seamstress or something."

I shook my head and then replied, "I make beaded jewelry." He said "the natives do that."  No, he wasn't interested in my jewelry.

I turned to walk away. I didn't say much because I wasn't even sure what had happened. I'm not exactly young anymore. My "assets" are middle-aged. I stopped by my aunt and cousin's place on the way home and told them the story and asked if he had proposed what I thought he had. They said yeah. He wouldn't have been anymore interested in seamstress skills than beading. He was offering to pimp me out.

I feel kind of weird, like maybe I should have told him off. I thought about saying something to the store manager so they would try to make sure he wouldn't bother other women in the store, but what he said was ambiguous enough that he could easily have denied it. I don't think anyone has propositioned me for paid sex since I was 14. I didn't know what to do.

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2014, 09:33:49 AM »
BS for no  :spork: alert.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2014, 09:37:48 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on January 10, 2014, 09:33:49 AM
BS for no  :spork: alert.



2nd time you have done that to me..pics bother you that much? Sensitive little fellow aren't you?
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2014, 09:41:31 AM »
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2014, 09:41:47 AM »
Just a little friendly user hint:  When you quote one of those idiots, the norm is to highlight everything you're quoting, then click the little icon that looks like a cartoon speech bubble, right above the middle of the first row of smilies.  That will put the DU content in a quote box, and you can add your own commentary outside it.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2014, 09:43:58 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 09:37:48 AM

2nd time you have done that to me..pics bother you that much? Sensitive little fellow aren't you?


Whiny little ****, aren't you.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2014, 09:53:35 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 10, 2014, 09:43:58 AM
Whiny little ****, aren't you.

Stalk me much?? What the *** is your beef with me? Brave keyboard commando you are...would not say that to me in person.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2014, 09:58:45 AM »
The poor man probably looked at how the DUche was dressed and tried to help it out by letting it clean his toilet.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 10:31:17 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
Stalk me much?? What the *** is your beef with me? Brave keyboard commando you are...would not say that to me in person.

Son, you might want to do a little more research on the person to whom you're flopping your jaws before you issue such a foolish challenge.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 10:32:47 AM »
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A weird thing happened to me tonight

I was at the grocery store tonight and a guy said to me: "Do you want to make more money than you do in your current job? I live on Cedar. I can help you market your assets."

"My assets," I asked incredulously.

He then said, "Well, if you're a seamstress or something."

I shook my head and then replied, "I make beaded jewelry." He said "the natives do that." No, he wasn't interested in my jewelry.
 
I turned to walk away. I didn't say much because I wasn't even sure what had happened. I'm not exactly young anymore. My "assets" are middle-aged. I stopped by my aunt and cousin's place on the way home and told them the story and asked if he had proposed what I thought he had. They said yeah. He wouldn't have been anymore interested in seamstress skills than beading. He was offering to pimp me out.
 
I feel kind of weird, like maybe I should have told him off. I thought about saying something to the store manager so they would try to make sure he wouldn't bother other women in the store, but what he said was ambiguous enough that he could easily have denied it. I don't think anyone has propositioned me for paid sex since I was 14. I didn't know what to do.

In BainsBane's case, this would have to be called a true "bouncy."
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2014, 10:35:30 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 10, 2014, 10:32:47 AM
In BainsBane's case, this would have to be called a true "bouncy."


Hers are more like floppies...and just as dated.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 10, 2014, 10:31:17 AM
Son, you might want to do a little more research on the person to whom you're flopping your jaws before you issue such a foolish challenge.

I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 10:53:36 AM »
The pimp was just trying to start a new budget line called "Any Port in a Storm" not overly popular, but it does cover that poor illegal or drug addict demographic
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2014, 11:04:47 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.

Hint;  Dutch don't fight fair

A.  Oversensitivity don't go over well on this forum.  I (and almost all Cavers) have plenty of BSs but have never been moved to internet badassnes.

3.  BSd for whining about BSs.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2014, 11:07:26 AM »
Imaging all of those quarters jugs  :yahoo: would have to haul around.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2014, 11:07:42 AM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on January 10, 2014, 10:53:36 AM
The pimp was just trying to start a new budget line called "Any Port in a Storm" not overly popular, but it does cover that poor illegal or drug addict demographic

Every sea captain knows the value of a foul weather port- and they don't come much more foul than PhDD.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 11:09:10 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.

     If I may add my occasionally eloquent two cents: your posts are often hard to read because you seem to reject tried-and-true CC conventions. Someone helped you format your prose, now let me
help you format your attitude: don't have one until you've developed a persona. Me, for example: I'm a douche, and have been accepted as such, even by those who could beat me to dust.

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 11:14:36 AM »

     Notice how crafty she is: she hates men, but uses their misdeeds and insults to flatter herself in public. Of what use is this anecdote (which either didn't happen or was misconstrued) to DU, other
than to mention in yet another way that she has enough sweater meat to strangle a donkey?

     Yes, BainsBane, you have large breasts. How nice for you.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2014, 11:36:08 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I'll meet him anytime in my gym...I'm just saying he would not call me a whiney ass  in person...and not going to be bullied by him and 2  other posters who keep stalking me from thread to thread.

Shithead, I haven't even paid attention to your lame as **** posts. As for calling you a whiny piece of shit, I guess I will reference your above post.

Gym? Please, cupcake. You wouldn't last fifteen seconds.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 11:38:43 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 09:53:35 AM
Stalk me much?? What the *** is your beef with me? Brave keyboard commando you are...would not say that to me in person.

 :lol:

Yeah. I would.
Now stop being a sensitive little asswhipe and go read something educational.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 11:41:43 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 10, 2014, 11:36:08 AM
Shithead, I haven't even paid attention to your lame as **** posts. As for calling you a whiny piece of shit, I guess I will reference your above post.

Gym? Please, cupcake. You wouldn't last fifteen seconds.

Saw the pic of you with on your link ...your fat beer gut playing with your toy soldiers....not impressed.

No I am not sensitive..just not going to take crap from you on every thread I post on.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 11:44:32 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 11:41:43 AM
Saw the pic of you with on your link ...your fat beer gut playing with your toy soldiers....not impressed.

No I am not sensitive..just not going to take crap from you on every thread I post on.

LOL. Who is stalking who?

Pathetic, dumbass.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 11:46:14 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 11:41:43 AM
Saw the pic of you with on your link ...your fat beer gut playing with your toy soldiers....not impressed.

No I am not sensitive..just not going to take crap from you on every thread I post on.

The posting format advice was just that good advice.  The spork alert BS was good natured fun.

Lighten up Francis.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 11:50:05 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 10, 2014, 11:46:14 AM
The posting format advice was just that good advice.  The spork alert BS was good natured fun.

Lighten up Francis.

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2014, 11:50:28 AM »
Quote from: fitman on January 10, 2014, 11:41:43 AM
Saw the pic of you with on your link ...your fat beer gut playing with your toy soldiers....not impressed.

No I am not sensitive..just not going to take crap from you on every thread I post on.


     Actually that is the very definition of sensitive. Seriously - take your lumps and play nice, especially with people who have been here forever.
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