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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #175 on: December 06, 2013, 07:45:43 PM »
Well, I certainly hope they are all at "age of consent".  :-)
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #176 on: December 06, 2013, 07:55:46 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 06, 2013, 07:45:43 PM
Well, I certainly hope they are all at "age of consent".  :-)

Depends on how you define age of consent.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #177 on: December 06, 2013, 08:04:57 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 07:55:46 PM
Depends on how you define age of consent.

If the proglodytes had their way, it'd be "womb to tomb" in their warped little minds.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #178 on: December 06, 2013, 08:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 06, 2013, 07:55:46 PM
Depends on how you define age of consent.
With WC and PW, that would be when they can mimic "yes".
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #179 on: December 06, 2013, 09:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Carl on December 06, 2013, 08:09:02 AM
Too early...he is making the rounds of all the local elementary schools right now.

Or getting thrown out of another Toys R Us.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #180 on: December 06, 2013, 09:27:39 PM »
AWW come on guys!....he/she/it is just overwhelmed like a fish out of water. He/she/it has just got to get "USED" to the environment, and I am sure he/she/it will be happy to answer ALL questions and have a LOGICAL debate.   :lmao:
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #181 on: December 06, 2013, 09:34:49 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on December 06, 2013, 09:27:39 PM
AWW come on guys!....he/she/it is just overwhelmed like a fish out of water. He/she/it has just got to get "USED" to the environment, and I am sure he/she/it will be happy to answer ALL questions and have a LOGICAL debate.   :lmao:

I think you are being overly optimistic.

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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #182 on: December 06, 2013, 09:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 09:34:49 PM
I think you are being overly optimistic.

 :lmao:

 :lmao: NO! Im being a lil shit.... :rotf:
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #183 on: December 06, 2013, 09:45:38 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on December 06, 2013, 09:27:39 PM
AWW come on guys!....he/she/it is just overwhelmed like a fish out of water. He/she/it has just got to get "USED" to the environment, and I am sure he/she/it will be happy to answer ALL questions and have a LOGICAL debate.   :lmao:
That's what the DUmp troll is trying to do.
It didn't work out like he planned.  :lmao:
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #184 on: December 06, 2013, 09:47:22 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on December 06, 2013, 09:39:21 PM
:lmao: NO! Im being a lil shit.... :rotf:

Yes, yes you are. So am I.  :-) :-)

DUmpmonkey Pretzel Warrior can only sputter at us with impotent rage.

Well, he can do a couple of other things: masturbate to old copies of Boys' Life, and pump the neighbor's cat. But I wasn't going to mention them.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #185 on: December 06, 2013, 09:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 06, 2013, 09:47:22 PM
Yes, yes you are. So am I.  :-) :-)

DUmpmonkey Pretzel Warrior can only sputter at us with impotent rage.

Well, he can do a couple of other things: masturbate to old copies of Boys' Life, and pump the neighbor's cat. But I wasn't going to mention them.

The neighbor's cat will be the only ***** he could ever get.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #186 on: December 06, 2013, 10:04:29 PM »
The DUmpmonkey primitive bailed out when he didn't get to dictate the line of discussion.
Quite typical of that sort.
They all run, when they lose control.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #187 on: December 06, 2013, 10:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 06, 2013, 10:04:29 PM
The DUmpmonkey primitive bailed out when he didn't get to dictate the line of discussion.
Quite typical of that sort.
They all run, when they lose control.

He had control? Did I miss some pages somewhere? ...(looks back through the thread)  :rotf:
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #188 on: December 06, 2013, 10:24:34 PM »
Quote from: biersmythe on December 06, 2013, 10:06:44 PM
He had control? Did I miss some pages somewhere? ...(looks back through the thread)  :rotf:
Oh no. He thought he did. That's when the fun started.
I know you dropped in late in the game.
It was funny to watch it happen in real time.
I don't think that stupid DUmp troll will be bragging about it.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #189 on: December 07, 2013, 05:12:52 AM »
Quote from: Skul on December 06, 2013, 10:04:29 PM
The DUmpmonkey primitive bailed out when he didn't get to dictate the line of discussion.
Quite typical of that sort.
They all run, when they lose control.

Nah.

I'm thinking that it went back to it's cronies and told them how it "schooled" us conservative idiots on dozens of topics, had us choking in the throttling grip of reason, and got bored after we resorted to racist arguments.

You know, the typical bouncy.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #190 on: December 07, 2013, 09:22:14 AM »
The truly funny thing about Pretzel Warrior's post is that if he posted it on his DUMMY site it'd get flagged for review because of his lame attempt at an insult....the "feminizing" phrase he used would have gotten him flamed and he knows it.  He doesn't see the irony in the fact that he could post that insult to this "dump" of a website and not the one he's actually affiliated with........... :yahoo:
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #191 on: December 07, 2013, 10:57:45 AM »
Quote from: rabbitsfoot8 on December 07, 2013, 09:22:14 AM
The truly funny thing about Pretzel Warrior's post is that if he posted it on his DUMMY site it'd get flagged for review because of his lame attempt at an insult....the "feminizing" phrase he used would have gotten him flamed and he knows it.  He doesn't see the irony in the fact that he could post that insult to this "dump" of a website and not the one he's actually affiliated with........... :yahoo:

Damn good point.
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Re: Re: Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #192 on: December 07, 2013, 11:28:32 AM »
Quote from: Pretzel Warrior on December 05, 2013, 03:23:46 PM
:loser:

Loser? Loser is David Allen not letting opposing views on his kook fringe site.

You DO realize that if we were allowed to post there that the DUmpster would lose a tremendous amount of traffic?
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #193 on: December 07, 2013, 11:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Pretzel Warrior on December 06, 2013, 03:02:01 PM
tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Not as pathetic and NON substantive by a factor of 1000 than the drek that pours from you and your ilk on the Democrat Underground Message Board...or D.U.M.B. for short.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #194 on: December 08, 2013, 12:42:49 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on December 07, 2013, 11:57:39 PM
Not as pathetic and NON substantive by a factor of 1000 than the drek that pours from you and your ilk on the Democrat Underground Message Board...or D.U.M.B. for short.

I kind of see his point,   Nothing pathetic about loconuts posts or non-substantive about LFR's.  Oh, and I could go on for freaking ever.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #195 on: December 08, 2013, 06:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Pretzel Warrior on December 05, 2013, 03:18:23 PM
****ing idiots like you spending so much of your time (Especially "Frank Solich") and effort sitting around reading DU. 

Seriously. Your site has other discussion areas, but most here just want to whine and moan about DU. Do you realize how feminizing that is to you?

You're a bunch of little school girls. Not grown men. You may drive trucks and own guns to hide how small your dicks are, but in the end you just love to sit around with your guy-pals and talk about how bad and crazy DU is instead of getting off of your asses and doing something.

We are all laughing at you. Thank you for putting so much wasted effort into this heap you call a website. That's less time you're working on pipe bombs and Obama-Hitler posters.

Instead of doing this -- which honestly, really?   why don't you jump into one of the threads and debate what we are laughing about (<--- we are laughing at you, have been for years - perhaps that was clear in the threads? we will work harder on that).

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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #196 on: December 08, 2013, 08:46:19 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on December 08, 2013, 12:42:49 AM
I kind of see his point,   Nothing pathetic about loconuts posts or non-substantive about LFR's.  Oh, and I could go on for freaking ever.

Don't forget about UGP.  The one ...whatever...walking freak show.  Nothing pathetic there, either.   :rotf:
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #197 on: December 08, 2013, 08:49:11 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 08, 2013, 08:46:19 AM
Don't forget about UGP.  The one ...whatever...walking freak show.  Nothing pathetic there, either.   :rotf:

Like I said.
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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #198 on: January 03, 2014, 08:26:16 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on December 08, 2013, 08:49:11 AM
Like I said.

You could go on forever. I shall enjoy it...

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Re: Here's some really DUmb shit
« Reply #199 on: January 03, 2014, 08:43:32 AM »
Zombie thread!!  :panic: 

I was just thinking the other day.  That told me all I needed to know about Pretzel, the fact that he thought that the Pajama Boy ad was brilliant, genius, perfect.  It was ironic and sarcastic. 

Idiot. 
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