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Offline txradioguy

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #100 on: October 02, 2013, 01:16:52 AM »
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5. I know.

I was sent a PM that says they eve have my picture post up on the site somewhere!

Hear I am trying to get back on my feet and these "put yourself up by your bootstrap" crowd is putting me down for trying to do just that!

You're not trying too hard if you're running to DU every 5 minutes to post.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #101 on: October 02, 2013, 05:15:41 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on October 02, 2013, 01:16:52 AM
You're not trying too hard if you're running to DU every 5 minutes to post.

Are you suggesting that posting on the DUmp isn't pulling oneself up by the bootstraps?
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #102 on: October 02, 2013, 05:43:18 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on October 02, 2013, 05:15:41 AM
Are you suggesting that posting on the DUmp isn't pulling oneself up by the bootstraps?

It's more akin to digging yourself deeper into the hole you're already in.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #103 on: October 02, 2013, 05:52:40 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on October 02, 2013, 05:15:41 AM
Are you suggesting that posting on the DUmp isn't pulling oneself up by the bootstraps?

You see, that's just the reason they fail. DUmmies get it wrong every time.

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5. I know.

I was sent a PM that says they eve have my picture post up on the site somewhere!

Hear I am trying to get back on my feet and these "put yourself up by your bootstrap" crowd is putting me down for trying to do just that!
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #104 on: October 02, 2013, 06:18:59 AM »
I'm all out of hands and healing white light - but I can provide Amber this substitute image --



Feel better soon, Amber !

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #105 on: October 02, 2013, 07:08:04 AM »
Amber's new fella:

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #106 on: October 02, 2013, 07:18:16 AM »
Amber, you really should keep us updated on your situation. Who else will let your sisters know if you do befall some mishap?
At least we keep an eye on you from afar, like watching over a friends child and trying to steer them in the right direction.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #107 on: October 02, 2013, 08:07:26 AM »
I've decided that Convenient Store Amber does need some help, and being the kind-hearted individual that I am have decided to help her financially. As the wicked people at PayPal are determined to keep her away from the generous gifts of the DUmmies, I'm not going to send her money that way...but rather am going to adapt the DUmmies' practice of sending pictures of hands rather than actual help. So, here's $300 to add to her nest-egg:






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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #108 on: October 02, 2013, 08:17:47 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on October 02, 2013, 08:07:26 AM
I've decided that Convenient Store Amber does need some help, and being the kind-hearted individual that I am have decided to help her financially. As the wicked people at PayPal are determined to keep her away from the generous gifts of the DUmmies, I'm not going to send her money that way...but rather am going to adapt the DUmmies' practice of sending pictures of hands rather than actual help. So, here's $300 to add to her nest-egg:

Your cyberdough's more than what she's ever going to get from the primitives.....especially the primitives who egged her on, encouraged her, abetted her.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #109 on: October 02, 2013, 08:36:22 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on October 02, 2013, 08:07:26 AM
I've decided that Convenient Store Amber does need some help, and being the kind-hearted individual that I am have decided to help her financially. As the wicked people at PayPal are determined to keep her away from the generous gifts of the DUmmies, I'm not going to send her money that way...but rather am going to adapt the DUmmies' practice of sending pictures of hands rather than actual help. So, here's $300 to add to her nest-egg:








I suspect that you will be charged as an accessory to a crime.

Amber will print the money pic and try and spend it.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #110 on: October 02, 2013, 09:44:37 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 02, 2013, 08:36:22 AM
I suspect that you will be charged as an accessory to a crime.

Amber will print the money pic and try and spend it.

I was thinking that too. Counterfeiting money is a federal offense.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #111 on: October 02, 2013, 09:45:08 AM »
Why is Amber making this public at DU? Just asking.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #112 on: October 02, 2013, 10:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 02, 2013, 09:45:08 AM
Why is Amber making this public at DU? Just asking.

     So they'll become enchanted by her Quixotic sojourn (a) away from "abusive" relatives, (b) to reclaim her spot next to the real Old Shady, and (c) to "empower" herself. All of which is meant to acquire attention and, of course, money.
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #113 on: October 02, 2013, 10:52:08 AM »
Quote from: txradioguy on October 02, 2013, 01:15:11 AM
If you don't want people to make comments quit putting your entire damn life on display at a public discussion forum.

Well, now, that's about the worst advice I've seen here in a long time.

It's the same advice she got from the DUmp, which guarantees that it's wrong.

I want to encourage Amber, Dennis, nadin, and all the DUmp wackadoodles to lay out every detail of their lives at the DUmp.

It's always a good idea to talk out your problems and get input from your fellow DUmmies and other interested parties.

We always have the DUmmies' best interests in mind here. 

We've helped lots of DUmpmonkeys to work on their personal problems, while continuing to provide  entertainment.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #114 on: October 02, 2013, 10:56:09 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 02, 2013, 10:52:08 AM
Well, now, that's about the worst advice I've seen here in a long time.

It's the same advice she got from the DUmp, which guarantees that it's wrong.

I want to encourage Amber, Dennis, nadin, and all the DUmp wackadoodles to lay out every detail of their lives at the DUmp.

It's always a good idea to talk out your problems and get input from your fellow DUmmies and other interested parties.

We always have the DUmmies' best interests in mind here. 

We've helped lots of DUmpmonkeys to work on their personal problems, while continuing to provide  entertainment.


     One of the many ironies is that DU makes a specific point of ridiculing the banalities of reality TV, especially from the self-absorbed. But when it comes to their lives and their problems, most DUmmies get real Kardashian real fast. I LOVE it.

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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #115 on: October 02, 2013, 11:46:03 PM »
This really sucks.

The entire innertube seems to have forgotten poor addled Amber, much the way an Arizona coyote might gnaw the last tiny bit of flesh from a human femur, drop it, and move on.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #116 on: October 03, 2013, 01:52:19 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 02, 2013, 10:56:09 AM

     One of the many ironies is that DU makes a specific point of ridiculing the banalities of reality TV, especially from the self-absorbed. But when it comes to their lives and their problems, most DUmmies get real Kardashian real fast. I LOVE it.



As a public service, we should provide all the conjugations of the adjective "Kardashian."

We Kardash
We become Kardashian
I be gettin' Kardashian on yo' ass..
Damn, honey, you got youself a Kardashian on your backside...

(etc?)
 
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #117 on: October 03, 2013, 06:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on October 02, 2013, 05:15:41 AM
Are you suggesting that posting on the DUmp isn't pulling oneself up by the bootstraps?

More like going swimming with a boat anchor as a life preserver.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #118 on: October 03, 2013, 06:19:58 AM »

"Guess what I found under the overpass?"
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #119 on: October 03, 2013, 06:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 03, 2013, 06:19:58 AM

"Guess what I found under the overpass?"

Amber. Call your sisters. Beg forgiveness and for a bus ticket home.
You may consider them a pain in the ass, but they love you and are only concerned about your well being.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #120 on: October 03, 2013, 06:40:41 AM »
Quote from: Linda on October 03, 2013, 06:25:14 AM
Amber. Call your sisters. Beg forgiveness and for a bus ticket home.
You may consider them a pain in the ass, but they love you and are only concerned about your well being.

Amber can't come to the phone right now...


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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #121 on: October 03, 2013, 10:57:43 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 03, 2013, 06:40:41 AM
Amber can't come to the phone right now...




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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #122 on: October 03, 2013, 01:05:18 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on October 03, 2013, 10:57:43 AM
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The rains have stopped in Arizona, that would be a bone dry wash she was sleeping in now.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #123 on: October 03, 2013, 05:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 03, 2013, 06:40:41 AM
Amber can't come to the phone right now...



She's was alive and kicking a few hours ago.

She deleted her original post and left this.

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1. RATS!! Was supposed to be posted in GD!!!!
 
Deleting and reposting!

Sorry Guys!!!
   

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #124 on: October 03, 2013, 08:59:42 PM »
Awww man!!! Still nothing new from her??? The wolf couldn't have eaten her THAT fast!!

She should have been able to get one last gasping post done!!!

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