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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2013, 06:10:45 PM »
Oh, btw Amber.

I am vacationing in Cancun next week.  All-inclusive with all I and Mrs. FD can drink and eat.

My mom also taught me it is OK to reap and enjoy the rewards of hard work.

I will raise a glass to you.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2013, 06:29:11 PM »
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5. I know.

I was sent a PM that says they eve have my picture post up on the site somewhere!

Hear I am trying to get back on my feet and these "put yourself up by your bootstrap" crowd is putting me down for trying to do just that!

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No.  We just love watching you enhance the trainwreck.  We enjoy a good chuckle.

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1. The more you post here about it, the more they dig in.

They suck, but you should really ignore them - don't give them what they want.

Leave them to their pathetic little lives.

Just shut up and give us comedy.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #52 on: September 30, 2013, 06:30:00 PM »
Amber dear, you're still slyly looking at this thread.

Please examine this photograph; you snapped it yourself and posted it yourself, about the time your ex-boyfriend was showing signs of unhappiness being with you.

Now Amber dear, you were in a "relationship" with this guy for ten years, which was plenty of time to drag him to the altar.  If you'd made it legal, you'd have him by the balls right now, entitled to all he has.  

But no....."real love doesn't need a piece of paper."

Yeah, right.  Being a male, I know how we are.  You should've made it legal, Amber dear, and you had plenty of time to do that, and if you'd only done that, you'd be in clover right now, instead of lost on the streets of a strange city.  Whether Dreamboat Dave wanted to or not, he'd have to cater to your every whim.

But no....."real love doesn't need a piece of paper."

That was probably the biggest damned mistake you ever made in your life Amber dear, trusting a guy to "love" you without civil and legal recognition to back it up.


Okay now Amber dear, look at the expression on Dreamboat Dave's face.

Remember, when that photograph was taken, he was looking right at you.

And remember, franksolich is deaf, having to depend nearly wholly upon interpretation of body-language.

Body-language, unlike words that come from lips, doesn't lie.

What Dreamboat Dave's body-language betrays is mostly contempt, with a little bit of fear, for the person he's looking at.  He's not being humanly grouchy or just out of sorts; that expression of disgust is intense.

This is the real reason, Amber dear, you went back to Tucson; you entertain fantasies of getting back together again, and him taking care of you.

Give it up, Amber dear; it's not going to happen.

It's not the end of one's world, being rejected.  In fact, it'd be highly unusual to run into anybody who's ever not been rejected.

Rejection hurts, but time heals all.

If I had someone looking at me the same way Dreamboat Dave was looking at you that day, I'd take a deep breath, "hooooo-kay," and then move on.

Ask any psychiatrist, Amber dear; this is good advice, the best advice possible for someone in your situation.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #53 on: September 30, 2013, 06:39:49 PM »
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #54 on: September 30, 2013, 06:42:22 PM »
Coach speaks to DUmmy Amber the way he does crazy vesta.

I guess I can understand that.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #55 on: September 30, 2013, 06:43:52 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2013, 06:42:22 PM
Coach speaks to DUmmy Amber the way he does crazy vesta.

I guess I can understand that.


But one can hope that maybe Amber listens better than vesta does.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #56 on: September 30, 2013, 07:24:25 PM »
It could be a good thing she's reading here now, the DUmp was sure giving her some bad advice. Dave's body language in that pic is unapproachable and closed off . . . try a younger guy, Amber, and get some mental health therapy ASAP.

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Bullshit. <-----------for lurking DUmmies.

If this so called smelly fish is the primitive AKA Walldude, he's an out and out liar. He never got fired from his job 2 weeks later because the job that he wallduded himself on was a week-end gig and a convention center. He was manning a booth and imbedded a subliminal message in the manufacturers presentation video. He bragged about it at the DUmp and was fired from the three day gig the next day. He was escorted out of the convention center by security.

He was a freelance video editor working the three day gig because he was, as most DUmmies are, broke.




Yeah, that's walldude alright - here's the old thread where he complained about being fired:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4107281

Several years later, he blames "the freepers" and claims his new job is at triple the salary of his old one:

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4. One time long ago

 

Edited on Tue Jan-11-11 03:54 PM by walldude

I was talking online about a job I was doing and let just a bit too much information slip out. A freeper called "security" at the place I was working and said I threatened to blow the place up.

The worst part wasn't losing my job, that actually worked out great for me(thanks you dumb freeper ****, I now make triple what I did), the worst part was they had me in this room with my boss and "security" and they had a copy of my DU post on the table. Now nowhere in this post did I threaten anyone or anything, but even though it was sitting right in front of them they kept asking my why I made threats.

It was insane.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x176128

I think he switched names around the time DU3 started up.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #57 on: September 30, 2013, 07:40:27 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on September 30, 2013, 07:24:25 PM

Oh my.

It was like reliving the old days, reading that "I got fired" thread.

Good times, good times.....
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2013, 07:57:31 PM »
LOL Gern!

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2013, 08:17:20 PM »
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Looks like the The Conservative Cave had marked me for hurt.

Amber, if we wanted you DainBramaged by now, you would have been. That goes for any of you primitives. We call the shots.

Now run along and do stupid things like only you can do.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2013, 08:18:14 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 30, 2013, 08:17:20 PM
Amber, if we wanted you DainBramaged by now, you would have been. That goes for any of you primitives. We call the shots.

Now run along and do stupid things like only you can do.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2013, 09:33:43 PM »
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Oh my.

It was like reliving the old days, reading that "I got fired" thread.

Good times, good times.....

Yes, it was good.

But this moron DUmbass is just a DUmp troll wannabe:

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11. Because I was making fun of Bush...

They really worshipped that guy. I made a joke about slipping a subliminal "I hate Bush" frame in a video I was doing for a church. It really pissed them off...

The chances of this being walldude are slim and none. DUmmy walldude had the good judgment of Doug braindamaged Bulna and Eva cali Gage, but he was by no means stupid, like this poster.

Walldude would never have misstated the situation like this, and he would not sound like an idiot troll. Whoever wanted to pose as walldude should have at least gone back in the archives to learn the details.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #64 on: September 30, 2013, 09:49:35 PM »
Ha!  Walldude was a broke ass after he was fired. He tried to make it sound like he was doing well but if you look up his posts he was crying about being broke all the time.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #65 on: September 30, 2013, 10:07:24 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 30, 2013, 01:30:54 PM
If LFR gets hurt, it will most likely be self-inflicted.

I'm picturing some sort of awful spelling or punctuation accident.  She should be more careful.

I shudder to think of the harm that could come to her, and those around her, should she ever stumble upon the semicolon.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #66 on: September 30, 2013, 10:14:37 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on September 30, 2013, 05:56:57 PM

The single thing that killed America was the death of shame.


How right you are.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #67 on: September 30, 2013, 10:26:36 PM »
I hope Amber's out turning tricks or something to make a few bucks, and not shutting down her posting because those lamebrains at the DUmp tipped her off.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #68 on: October 01, 2013, 07:32:24 AM »
Monday night was her last night at the Sally.  Now what's going to happen? 

BTW, it is unpossible that I'm seeing posts here.  Cryano said we'd all perish at 12:01 am if the government shut.  Billions of us.  Wait, is this heaven? 
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #69 on: October 01, 2013, 07:45:00 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 30, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
LOL Gern!

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #70 on: October 01, 2013, 08:31:41 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on September 30, 2013, 05:56:57 PM
The single thing that killed America was the death of shame.

Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2013, 06:06:20 PM
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Could NOT agree more.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #71 on: October 01, 2013, 01:42:46 PM »
Amber, seriously, think about it...you want to hook up with a guy who is a RAIDERS fan?

Seriously?

And no, when we sit here and observe, comment, and laugh when someone decides to make the fateful decision, their latest in a series of bad life choices, their most recent, "Hold muh beer and watch THIS!" moment, we're not the ones hurting you, dearest.

You are.  All we're doing is just expressing our gratitude that no matter how shitty our lives get, that we'll never be as ****ed up as YOU.  For you, dear Amber, all the pain, hurt, misery, and darkness in your life is (say it with me now) self-inflicted.

And if you can't figure that out, no amount of demonstration to change or pleading with you is going to change that.

C'est dommage, Amber.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #72 on: October 01, 2013, 02:58:57 PM »
Well, I'm afraid Amber has really screwed the pooch (in addition to whatever else she's been screwing to make ends meet).

She seems to have taken advice from the DUmp, the worst possible source on earth, to stop her Tucson updates.

Her DOTY campaign was rounding into shape.

It could have been the only thing she's ever won, the only recognition she's ever had, in her entire deprived, depraved life.

But now she's shut it down, allowing other competitors an open field to make up ground.

You can expect Dennis to have a dramatic breakdown, taking advantage of the opening.

Expect rsmithnumbers to have some amazing problems breaking into the over-the-road profession.

Expect Doug Bulna to make some amazing appearances.

Let's hope Amber doesn't let this chance of a lifetime pass her by.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #73 on: October 01, 2013, 03:11:04 PM »
Well, as of 3:00 p.m. central time, Tuesday, one notices the convenience store primitive hasn't updated us.

One might suppose she's embarrassed by all the publicity she's generated, but I don't think it's that.

It looked to me as if she was in some rather convulsive emotional turmoil yesterday, brought about by that things weren't working the way she'd hoped they would.  Perhaps it was starting to trickle into her head that this whole enterprise wasn't such a good idea.

<<<been there, done that.  (But obviously with much better endings.)

But what to do?  She refuses to consider the most reasonable option, the best option, that of forgetting all about the old guy and returning to the care and nurture of her loving sisters back in Joplin.

Hey, the sisters aren't exactly sterling, but they're better than any alternative available to her.

Not contemplating that course of action, she has no idea what to do.

Amber's confused.

Amber's lost.

In her panic, she's making a whole lot of more bad decisions.

Unless by some miracle of God, she high-tails it back to Joplin, this will not end well.

It's obvious where the responsibility for this imminent tragedy lies--on Amber herself, on the primitive who purchased the bus ticket for her, and on the primitives who encouraged her.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #74 on: October 01, 2013, 03:16:32 PM »
DUmmies like Amber, they never learn.

And it's always someone elses fault.
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