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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #125 on: October 03, 2013, 09:21:49 PM »
Awww man!!! Still nothing new from her??? The wolf couldn't have eaten her THAT fast!!

She should have been able to get one last gasping post done!!!

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Don't they go for the throat first?
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #126 on: October 03, 2013, 10:59:07 PM »
I drove from Tucson south to Bisbee late one night and those dogs ran right in front of me...they were numerous, were not singular, and a whole lot bigger than I thought they were.  It was freaky.





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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #127 on: October 15, 2013, 05:17:51 PM »
Someone is worried about safety and sack lunches - blames the Tea Party  :whatever:


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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #128 on: October 15, 2013, 05:29:20 PM »
Ditches, Amber. You can sleep there and you'll be below the line of fire. Sure, you'll share your bed with rattlesnakes and horny toads...But thats a small price to pay when the bullets start flying.

AND you'll want to talk to an expert in these situations. Send a PM to Nadin. She'll set you straight.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #129 on: October 15, 2013, 05:34:12 PM »
Ditches, Amber. You can sleep there and you'll be below the line of fire. Sure, you'll share your bed with rattlesnakes and horny toads...But thats a small price to pay when the bullets start flying.

AND you'll want to talk to an expert in these situations. Send a PM to Nadin. She'll set you straight.

I don't think there is a ditch deep enough where nads wouldn't lay proud of the ground level. 

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #130 on: October 15, 2013, 08:00:38 PM »
I don't think there is a ditch deep enough where nads wouldn't lay proud of the ground level. 

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« Reply #131 on: October 15, 2013, 08:26:14 PM »
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Man, I sure hope nads didn't hurt herself when she tripped and fell, leaving that.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #132 on: October 15, 2013, 08:44:12 PM »
Amber can't come to the phone right now...






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« Reply #133 on: October 15, 2013, 09:38:04 PM »
"This situation in Washington is big talk around the picnic tables..."

God forgive me, this might be the funniest thing I have ever read.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #134 on: October 16, 2013, 07:54:22 AM »
"This situation in Washington is big talk around the picnic tables..."

God forgive me, this might be the funniest thing I have ever read.

I think Amber now aspires to be the Hedda Hopper, the gossip columnist, of the streets.
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« Reply #135 on: October 16, 2013, 08:23:55 AM »
She sounds like she's adapting well to being homeless.  She already has the lingo down.
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« Reply #136 on: October 16, 2013, 08:40:03 AM »
She sounds like she's adapting well to being homeless.  She already has the lingo down.

Yeah, it's bothersome, not a single word about her job-search.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #137 on: October 16, 2013, 09:30:09 AM »
Yeah, it's bothersome, not a single word about her job-search.

You say that like you thought there really was such a thing.

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« Reply #138 on: October 16, 2013, 09:35:10 AM »
Yeah, it's bothersome, not a single word about her job-search.

Priorities.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #139 on: October 16, 2013, 09:41:12 AM »
What with chasing after all the freebies one can get....who has time to look for a job?
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #140 on: October 16, 2013, 09:48:21 AM »
She sounds like she's adapting well to being homeless.  She already has the lingo down.

She's been homeless before, and she certainly "chose" to go that route again.  She planned it, put it into motion and succeeded.






 

 
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #141 on: October 16, 2013, 10:27:58 AM »
What with chasing after all the freebies one can get....who has time to look for a job?

That and chasing after the Indian with the 6 pack...whoops...almost forgot...she also has to have time to keep us updated through her posting at DU...
Got to keep things in perspective and her priorities right.
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #142 on: October 16, 2013, 01:01:12 PM »
I think Amber now aspires to be the Hedda Hopper, the gossip columnist, of the streets.

Do you think nadin would let her use the "good rig" for a while to get the feelings of the people around the picnic tables?
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Re: she discovers us (Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Amber Alert!)
« Reply #143 on: October 16, 2013, 01:04:45 PM »
Do you think nadin would let her use the "good rig" for a while to get the feelings of the people around the picnic tables?
Now that you mention it, nadin hasn't mentioned The Good Rig in ages.

I hope it didn't get trashed on one of her death-defying assignments.

If it did, there's no way Crazy Miriam will pay for it.