Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road

[franksolich]

She left the loving caring embrace of her sisters in Joplin on Saturday, with $300 in her purse, and the hoped-for $100 "nest egg" in paypal.

By the time she got to Tucson on Sunday, she was down to $250, probably having spent fifty bucks on overpriced bus-depot restaurant cuisine during the trip.

This is only Wednesday, and she's already trying to get that paypal "nest egg," indicating she's since spent the $250?

She's been spending money like a drunken sailor.

This is not ending well.

[AllosaursRus]

Communications major. I'm guessing the reason she can't find a job in her chosen field is because she's an infantile, half-witted moron with self-indulging emotional issues.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023728074

What the hell is she leachin' off of Skinner's cash cow for? A dictionary?

Wed Sep 25, 2013, 01:03 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts)

2. I feel like the tornado has come back!

It is like history is repeating itself! I don't know what I did to deserve this again???

You post at the DUmp, expect everyone to send ya a dime, and wallow in your own stink.

Gee, I don't know why you deserve it either.

[BannedFromDU]

She left the loving caring embrace of her sisters in Joplin on Saturday, with $300 in her purse, and the hoped-for $100 "nest egg" in paypal.

By the time she got to Tucson on Sunday, she was down to $250, probably having spent fifty bucks on overpriced bus-depot restaurant cuisine during the trip.

This is only Wednesday, and she's already trying to get that paypal "nest egg," indicating she's since spent the $250?

She's been spending money like a drunken sailor.

This is not ending well.

When you move cross country with no job, no place to stay, and $400 to your name, it can't end well. You might as well live it up, because you are toast. And Tucson winters are not kind to the homeless. That wind gets cold.

[franksolich]

When you move cross country with no job, no place to stay, and $400 to your name, it can't end well. You might as well live it up, because you are toast. And Tucson winters are not kind to the homeless. That wind gets cold.

She's got two choices now.

She could contact the primitive in Tucson who's always been willing to help her--OffWithTheirHeads?--and take him up on his offer.

But for all we know, he might be a guy who collects cadaver-carvers, and is itching to use one.

Or she could eat humble pie and contact her sisters in Joplin again, begging for bus fare back to home.

Of course, her loving, caring sisters are on to her now, and the terms wouldn't be so easy as they were last time.   She'd probably have to become their indentured servant, cook, housekeeper, nanny, gardener, maid, lady-in-waiting, laundress, &c., &c., &c., but at least she'd be alive and safe.

And get her job at the convenience store back, signing over her entire paycheck to them.

It's her own fault she put herself into this, and needs to man up to her mistakes.

[dane]

     She's obviously mentally ill and not truly responsible for herself. I don't know any woman who would take a bus for two days and sleep in a wash or station herself in a Salvation Army and think that any of that is comely or attractive to a man that has obviously moved on.
 
     She's even more pathetic than that astronaut Lisa Nowak...at least that woman had a plan, batshit though it may have been. Amber has burned the bridge behind her: she has no money to get home, and has alienated the white trash relations who could have been her salvation. What does she have in the world? Her bags and whatever small amount of money she has left. She'll be permanently homeless very soon...these things spiral quickly: she has no job. She probably can't get a job because she has no address, and she has no address because she can't find a job. Her funds will run out in the next couple of days, and she'll be forced to panhandle, whore, or steal. All because she can't let some pathetic dude go. Wow.

Her savior is going to be this other DUmmy, mentioned in other threads.  BUT, if this happens, it's going to be a bumpy ride for them, enjoyable reading for us - you know they will post every little thing for the reading pleasure it gives us and the prospect of receiving folded hands photos and healing light from the DUmmies.

Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 23, 2013, 08:48 PM

Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,185 posts)
3. PM me. You can stash your stuff at my house.

Though I expect that it is a long way from where most of the services you need are located.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,185 posts)
3. PM me. You can stash your stuff at my house.

Though I expect that it is a long way from where most of the free shit you will try to get will be.

Fixed for truth.

[BannedFromDU]

Fixed for truth.

Amber would do well to remember a saying I recall from the late 70's stoner culture:

Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free.

[chitownchica]

Does anybody else read the OP - second paragraph especially - as a confession that she's stalking the shit out of Dave? Purely for the sake of innocents, I'm sorely tempted to pass the word to the Pima County Sheriff's Office; except the Gabby Giffords shooting tells me what I can expect to happen with that information.

Definitely.  In a city of that size, she sees him within her first few days? She's definitely stalking him.

[USA4ME]

This OffWithTheirHeads primitive is really hard up to meet Amber. Someone should let him know if his advances towards her doesn't work out, Amber's ex SO has one that looks just like her.

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[BannedFromDU]

This OffWithTheirHeads primitive is really hard up to meet Amber. Someone should let him know if his advances towards her doesn't work out, Amber's ex SO has one that looks just like her.

.

OffWithTheirHeads is probably going to tell Amber OffWithYourPants if she avails herself of the largesse too liberally.

After proper bathing and grooming, I'm sure.

[GOBUCKS]

This OffWithTheirHeads primitive is really hard up to meet Amber. Someone should let him know if his advances towards her doesn't work out, Amber's ex SO has one that looks just like her.

This DUmmy has never seen a picture of crazy Amber.
Or, he has seen a picture and he's a cannibal.

[njpines]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018486490

Lady Freedom Returns (6,043 posts) Wed Sep 25, 2013, 12:56 PM

I can't belive it!


The guys at PalPal said to get the money people send me all I needed was a PayPal Debit card. Now they are demanding a bank account or they won't do it! I feel like they lied to me just to get me to get that card!

And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner. It hurts so bad to see them. He has his pack already so I guess he is heading out. He was talking to some guys that are staying at the Sally so I guess I will get t hear about it since they are doing a bunch of double takes.

This hurts so much!!!!

As Frank writes, this will NOT end well .. .

[JohnnyReb]

This DUmmy has never seen a picture of crazy Amber.
Or, he has seen a picture and he's a cannibal.

Fat and greasy when cooked, huh.....sounds like 'possum.....wonder if she'd taste like 'possum.

[njpines]

Oops, sorry -- dupe thread.  Mods, feel free to delete or combine with GOBUCKS'   

[BlueStateSaint]

Her savior is going to be this other DUmmy, mentioned in other threads.  BUT, if this happens, it's going to be a bumpy ride for them, enjoyable reading for us - you know they will post every little thing for the reading pleasure it gives us and the prospect of receiving folded hands photos and healing light from the DUmmies.

 

Pull up a chair.

[AllosaursRus]

Talk about a lost cause! Maybe she can get some drugs from the other homeless DUmmies where she's at and become a crack whore.

Problem solved.

If other DUmmies don't step up and part with some of their depression meds, then she needs to start askin', ( God forbid ), a church for a little help.

[GOBUCKS]

I still think there's a good chance Amber's tale is a carefully crafted bogus storyline. It's just so perfect.

The trailer trash family, the convenient store, the wino veteran boyfriend, that evil Chad, frozen PayPal, it's such an exquisite plot it's hard to believe it happened by chance.

But regardless whether Amber's on the up and up, if she can keep this up for a couple more months nadin is in deep, deep trouble. I know I'm gullible - it's just the cross I have to bear.

[AllosaursRus]

I still think there's a good chance Amber's tale is a carefully crafted bogus storyline. It's just so perfect.

The trailer trash family, the convenient store, the wino veteran boyfriend, that evil Chad, frozen PayPal, it's such an exquisite plot it's hard to believe it happened by chance.

But regardless whether Amber's on the up and up, if she can keep this up for a couple more months nadin is in deep, deep trouble. I know I'm gullible - it's just the cross I have to bear.

Kinda reminds ya of the Red Round One don't it. Not much deviation from that plot.

[BattleHymn]

With Doug Bulna peaking when he did, and the crazy LocoNuts already back from his attempt at school, the gates are wide open for Amber to run away with this one.  Nads is really going to have to step it up a few notches.

[Tucker]

Dave is going to end up dead and a *bunny is going to get boiled before this is all over with....


*Not you, SGT Snugs.   

Where's Ptarmigan?

[Aristotelian]

Does anybody else read the OP - second paragraph especially - as a confession that she's stalking the shit out of Dave? Purely for the sake of innocents, I'm sorely tempted to pass the word to the Pima County Sheriff's Office; except the Gabby Giffords shooting tells me what I can expect to happen with that information.

Yes, my first thought as well.

^5 for that.

[Tucker]

Shouldn't she be spending her time looking for a job instead of stalking her "SO", she will burn through her nest egg in no time and the Salvation Army will not allow you to stay there in perpetuity.

She's not staying there. She has no roof to sleep under. She's sleeping in a AZ straddle trench latrine.

[Tucker]

I still think there's a good chance Amber's tale is a carefully crafted bogus storyline. It's just so perfect.

The trailer trash family, the convenient store, the wino veteran boyfriend, that evil Chad, frozen PayPal, it's such an exquisite plot it's hard to believe it happened by chance.

But regardless whether Amber's on the up and up, if she can keep this up for a couple more months nadin is in deep, deep trouble. I know I'm gullible - it's just the cross I have to bear.

One thing is factual is the Paypal debit card. DUmmies have donated to it. If her tale is false and she taps into that money, she's in deep do-do with the police.

[BannedFromDU]

One thing is factual is the Paypal debit card. DUmmies have donated to it. If her tale is false and she taps into that money, she's in deep do-do with the police.

Unless someone crafts a story about her needing surgery and then dying.

[DefiantSix]

With Doug Bulna peaking when he did, and the crazy LocoNuts already back from his attempt at school, the gates are wide open for Amber to run away with this one.  Nads is really going to have to step it up a few notches.

gNads is gonna need some divine assistance - Southern Califunny sliding into the Pacific or something, and she's up and rolling (bad choice of words, I know) with the good rig all the way off the continental shelf - in order to even place with the nutballs contending for DOTY gold this year.