Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet? (1-year!)

[Aristotelian]

And I was joking about my concern for Crazy Doug's career.

You had us all fooled, especially given how concerned you are for the DUmmies' welfare usually...

[Tucker]

Be a real bitch if he starved in the dark, wouldn't it?

Maybe some DUmmy will see a homeless Doug Bulna begging on a street corner for food. They will buy him a Chic-Fil-A chicken sandwich then run to the DUmp and proceed to tell the rest of DUmmyville a bouncy.

So here I was...

[Tucker]

I just hope this has no negative impact on Doug's career.

I have the impression that he isn't very well prepared for retirement.

I do believe that employers are doing a google search as well as wanting your Facebook info as part of research for potential employee's.

Doug Bulna had better keep a low profile, if he doesn't get shit canned at Gearhart Chevrolet.

[Karin]

Tucker, I wonder if you might consider changing avatars.  It's giving me the creeps.   

[Tucker]

Tucker, I wonder if you might consider changing avatars.  It's giving me the creeps.   

Didn't you make the same request about the one with the crawling bugs?

Anyway, done.

[Linda]

Tucker...I really like your new avatar.....

[obumazombie]

I've been tempted to put vesta on "ignore," but I won't do it; as a moderator, I'm professionally and ethically required to listen to every member.

However, just because one listens, doesn't mean one takes the other person seriously.

She's (vesta) getting better.

One has to admit that they have a problem, if the problem is to get solved.

Problem ? What problem ??

[Tucker]

Tucker...I really like your new avatar.....

Thanks.

[obumazombie]

Thanks.

It is quite nice. I'm not sure I would have noticed without it being pointed out by Linda. So maybe Linda deserves another Thanks !

[Karin]

I like it too!  You can bring back the obamazombie at Halloween!   

[franksolich]

I like it too!  You can bring back the obamazombie at Halloween!   

You know, I just thought of something.

It took me a while to think of it, because I don't do movies or television.

Isn't the brain-damaged primitive oddly similar with John Belushi as Bluto in that one movie?

[Tucker]

You know, I just thought of something.

It took me a while to think of it, because I don't do movies or television.

Isn't the brain-damaged primitive oddly similar with John Belushi as Bluto in that one movie?

Difference is one is still alive.

[Charles Henrickson]

DB reminds me a little bit, visually, of "the Old Man" on "Pawn Stars":



Except the Old Man would have no patience for DainBramaged: "Bulna, you DUmbass, get up in those rafters and bring down the remote!"

[franksolich]

Oh my.

I went over to Skins's island to see if the brain-damaged primitive was hanging around--he wasn't--and bored, I went to read his journal, as I'm getting ready to start posting hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer returns to the Sandhills some time today, and I wanted some inspiration.

I usually don't bother with primitive journals; they're pretty boring.

But then I found this, from May 3 of this current year:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/~DainBramaged

I just got home a few minutes ago, cops everywhere, the coroner's van parked in the street

My downstairs neighbor, in his 50's, not an educated man, hung himself.

Lost his menial job on the night crew of a supermarket of many years to an argument with his supervisor. Soon after unable to find work, his girlfriend of many years and their daughter left him because he had become abusive and argumentative. After the first year, we noticed he had begun drinking, parking on the sidewalk, talking slurred when we saw him on his deck. The last time I talked to him a couple of months ago, he had said he was out of money and he would have to leave here soon because he couldn't' find a job, a menial job for an uneducated soul. He didn't know how to use a computer, he was amazed at what I do. He went out many mornings, I've seen him nicely dressed in a tie, but I guess he just didn't fit the profile for corporate America.
 
They must have put the eviction notice on his door today because it wasn't there this morning when I left for work. The only reason they found him was a visit from his sister late this afternoon. A visit to give him some money to help him out. (I talked to her before I sat down to write this tonight).
 
Another victim of the recession dies alone. No money, no job, no hope. His cry for help unheard.
 
It just sucks.

Besides the essential question--I thought this sort of thing wasn't going to happen once the Big Zero took over the White House.....more than four and a half years ago--I wonder if the brain-damaged primitive was, without realizing it, foretelling, in a fashion, his own destiny.

[Ptarmigan]

If you go to Google and type Doug Bulna, the first hit is this site.

It is reported at DUmmie FUnnies.

Get DUmmie DainBramaged FIRED For Stealing Cable Box Remote At Work
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2013/08/get-dummie-dainbramaged-fired-for.html

It is also at FR.

[SarasotaRepub]

Oh my.

I went over to Skins's island to see if the brain-damaged primitive was hanging around--he wasn't--and bored, I went to read his journal, as I'm getting ready to start posting hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer returns to the Sandhills some time today, and I wanted some inspiration.

I usually don't bother with primitive journals; they're pretty boring.

But then I found this, from May 3 of this current year:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/~DainBramaged

Besides the essential question--I thought this sort of thing wasn't going to happen once the Big Zero took over the White House.....more than four and a half years ago--I wonder if the brain-damaged primitive was, without realizing it, foretelling, in a fashion, his own destiny.

What a condescending little prick...

[franksolich]

DB reminds me a little bit, visually, of "the Old Man" on "Pawn Stars":

He also resembles a fat grouchy old walrus.

I dunno why he thinks that makes him look good, unless that's what he wants to look like.

[GOBUCKS]

He also resembles a fat grouchy old walrus.

I dunno why he thinks that makes him look good, unless that's what he wants to look like.

Facial hair like Crazy Doug's is a repulsive self-mutilation like tattoos.

The saving grace is that facial hair can be temporary, if a person regains some minimal self-respect, and isn't necessarily evidence of a losing bout with drugs or alcohol.

In Doug's case it's mental illness.

[Karin]

There are two things I cannot and will not stand on a man:

1)  Sandals
2)  Mustaches

[DefiantSix]

There are two things I cannot and will not stand on a man:

1)  Sandals
2)  Mustaches

Guess it's a good thing I'm not married to you, then.  Me missus likes the way my mustache tickles her, umm...

[obumazombie]

Guess it's a good thing I'm not married to you, then.  Me missus likes the way my mustache tickles her, umm...

Feet ?

[DefiantSix]

Feet ?

That's a great way to get kicked in the face in my house.

[Tucker]

If the powers that be at Gearhart Chevrolet really wanted to know about Doug Bulna, AKA Dainbramaged, they would join DU, pay 5 dollars to get a star, then do a search of DB past postings.

It's a real shame that DU ll isn't a viable site anymore. If one could search that site for his prior posting, after reading some of his rants, they would have him forcibly committed.

[Mr Mannn]

If the powers that be at Gearhart Chevrolet really wanted to know about Doug Bulna, AKA Dainbramaged, they would join DU, pay 5 dollars to get a star, then do a search of DB past postings.

It's a real shame that DU ll isn't a viable site anymore. If one could search that site for his prior posting, after reading some of his rants, they would have him forcibly committed.

They don't need to do that at all. Frank has done all the hard work for them, and they can see all the best of Dain Bramaged right here at http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,82728.0.html

and its FREE. No need to be come a member of CC or to pay DU $5 bucks.
and for you guys at Gearheart...every quote is linked to the original DU post, so you know we are not making this up or misquoting.

Frank is a great guy and he's gone out of his way to save us all long hours of searching.
Hi5 to Frank! Thanks for going the extra mile.

[GOBUCKS]

Those are some great Doug Bulna highlights.