We don't need to read the DUmp, DUmmies, we have computer programs that do that. They read all of your asinine posts, catalog, count and analyze them - then index them into a full text search engine.
We know when you sleep.
We know what kind of mood you're in (usually foul).
We know every little bit of shit you've ever typed on DU.
The only reason a human ever reads your junk is for sheer entertainment value.