DUmmy Omaha Steve, Drama Queens Local 101, Leaves The DUmp Yet Again

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmy Omaha Steve, who coulda been a contendah, leaves the DUmp for the second time in two weeks.
One can safely assume he is weeping.

Omaha Steve  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-18-11 05:15 PM
Original message
DUs not my playground anymore (this is not aimed at the mods)
 
We keep trying to make this the great place it once was again. So far it ain't happened. I've had three questions that went unanswered from powers above in the last couple weeks. Today I had my first deleted (that I can remember in over 29,000 posts) message because I asked if someone anti-union was really a Democrat. I thought it was fair. I remember much worse mud thrown in my direction that never was removed than that. I got nailed by another user for posting a blond joke. The list grows. The fun things don't seem to be here anymore.

I was gone a week and returned Tuesday. For me in the past, 24 hours without the DU and I'd go into withdrawal. Not this time. And my few days since returning have been less than happy. So I won't be around as much. Up to now I've averaged over 4,000 posts a year. I'll be looking for someplace that is more like what the DU used to be. I'll always be reading and may say "duh" and get back in the swing.


Hoping to find nirvana for liberals,

Omaha Steve

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1323800

girl gone mad (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 05:18 PM
Response to Original message
2. k & r
There are many havens for liberals on the web. This isn't one of them any longer.

DUmmy girl gone mad has misunderestimated the DUmp. It has never been a haven for liberals.
It's an asylum for lunatics, and always has been.

taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-18-11 05:18 PM
Response to Original message
3. Don't piss in the sandbox on your way out

That's not piss, it's tears.

[franksolich]

My fellow Nebraskan'll be back in time to launch a campaign to be top primitive.

Trust me.

By late September, OmahaSteve'll be posting a comment every thirty seconds.

[Airwolf]

Well, Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[formerlurker]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.   Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't go!!!!!!  









 

[formerlurker]

We have a welcome forum, the DU needs an opus forum. 

Speaking of the consummate opus, has anyone found Pam's new username yet?

[franksolich]

Well, Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, sir, he's such a big boy.

And such a big crybaby too.

[Skul]

Perhaps the lad would be more comfortable at the one tree island.
The only folks that respond to posts, are themselves.
Gitcha some, Stevieboy.
 

[Tucker]

Did the union man get a time out from Der Skimmer for an infraction? He'll never tell.

I do know that he can't stay away for a week on his own. A few months back, he stated that he was going to have surgery and would be off the DUngheap for a few weeks. He was posting from the hospital the next day.

Or course the surgery thing could have been a lie. We all know about DUmmies and lies.

[Revolution]

Mr. Scorpio is going to be gone for a day or two??



I must be crying on the inside...

[Skul]

Even Mr. Dorkio embarreses the Skimmer.

[franksolich]

Mr. Scorpio is going to be gone for a day or two??



I must be crying on the inside...

Wrong thread, sir.

This one we're on is about my fellow Nebraskan Omaha Steve.

There's two other threads here, current, about the dorkio primitive, who's a crybaby too.

[Ballygrl]

Well that was fast, did we have an over and under?

Omaha Steve   (1000+ posts)             Sat Jun-18-11 07:33 PM
Response to Reply #82
89. Those that leave in silence don't get to say goodbye or why or what is wrong
   
#1 reason to say what is wrong here these days.

I did say I'd be reading, just not posting as much. My private mail went nuts on this.

Omaha Steve   (1000+ posts)             Sat Jun-18-11 08:05 PM
Response to Reply #90
104. There are hundreds of Friends here I don't have contact info for
   
Not to mention those that say they read but never replied to me.

[franksolich]

Well that was fast, did we have an over and under?

Now, reading those two comments, a certain "picture" popped up in the head.

For a second there, it seemed as if my fellow Nebraskan were a Polish walrus, forlornly sobbing.

[Skul]

Where in the world can you purchase Walrus Polish?
I've seen Moose Wax, never Walrus Polish.
Does the water bead up?

[franksolich]

Where in the world can you purchase Walrus Polish?
I've seen Moose Wax, never Walrus Polish.
Does the water bead up?

My fellow Nebraskan likes to claim notoriety because he's 1/64th or 1/132nd some obscure long-ago-oppressed minority.  I've seen photographs of him, and he looks pretty Slavic, specifically Polish, to me.

And remember the picture of the walrus and whatever-else-it-was, in the Alice in Wonderland books of our childhoods?  There's a resemblance there, too.

[Skul]

My fellow Nebraskan likes to claim notoriety because he's 1/64th or 1/132nd some obscure long-ago-oppressed minority.  I've seen photographs of him, and he looks pretty Slavic, specifically Polish, to me.

And remember the picture of the walrus and whatever-else-it-was, in the Alice in Wonderland books of our childhoods?  There's a resemblance there, too.

AHA!
He's an expert at polishing a turd!
It's a socialist sort of skill.

[BlueStateSaint]

My fellow Nebraskan likes to claim notoriety because he's 1/64th or 1/132nd some obscure long-ago-oppressed minority.  I've seen photographs of him, and he looks pretty Slavic, specifically Polish, to me.

And remember the picture of the walrus and whatever-else-it-was, in the Alice in Wonderland books of our childhoods?  There's a resemblance there, too.

I remember seeing pics of him with the Ditch Witch.  All this time, I thought that he was your mole, Coach.  Whoops!

[franksolich]

I remember seeing pics of him with the Ditch Witch.  All this time, I thought that he was your mole, Coach.  Whoops!

My fellow Nebraskan's a hefty guy, a really hefty guy; I wish--sort of, a little bit--I could say the same for franksolich, but I can't.

My fellow Nebraskan has blunt, flat features; franksolich has sharp ones.

We're probably about the same height.

But I'll bet the primitives, if they had their druthers, they'd druther grope franksolich's posterior than my fellow Nebraskan's posterior.

[BlueStateSaint]

But I'll bet the primitives, if they had their druthers, they'd druther grope franksolich's posterior than my fellow Nebraskan's posterior.

Coach, I mean you no disrespect with this, but there isn't a gasoline tanker in existence that could hold enough mind bleach to get that image out of my mind.

[franksolich]

Coach, I mean you no disrespect with this, but there isn't a gasoline tanker in existence that could hold enough mind bleach to get that image out of my mind.

You forget, sir; ten years of dealing with the primitives tends to coarsen one.

[Skul]

>snip<
But I'll bet the primitives, if they had their druthers, they'd druther grope franksolich's posterior than my fellow Nebraskan's posterior.

OK, ya'all go right ahead.
Can I sell tickets?
Is there a prize involved?

[Skul]

So, you're a Walrus Wracist?
Just askin?

[GOBUCKS]

Believe me, I had no idea this thread would descend into posterior groping.
While I'm a lifelong fan of posterior groping, when men are involved it's sort of like sex with nadin: icky, at best.

[franksolich]

Believe me, I had no idea this thread would descend into posterior groping.
While I'm a lifelong fan of posterior groping, when men are involved it's sort of like sex with nadin: icky, at best.

Ooops, sorry, I didn't mean to kill the thread, sir.

But it was of utmost importance to show BlueStateSaint that franksolich is nothing, nothing, absolutely nothing at all, like his fellow Nebraskan Omaha Steve.

I have a reputation to uphold, after all.

[franksolich]

By the way, unless I decide to cut it out, there's a whole chapter in "Mrs. Alfred Packer does the 4th of July," in which the hippywife primitive compares what hippyhubby Wild Bill has, with what franksolich has.