Author Topic: poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (Read 36910 times)

franksolich · « **on:** August 28, 2009, 03:30:00 PM »

This isn't the right forum for the issue, but it might interest lurking primitives.

Patrick Kennedy, second son and third child of the late behemoth, is a Democrat congressman from Rhode Island, and apparently speculated to be the next patriarch of the whole entire Kennedy clan.

Patrick Kennedy is 42 years old, never married. As far as I can recall, never embroiled in any of those sex scandals in which Kennedy men treated women like dirt, either.

for the record: franksolich is a little older than the congressman, never married. And never involved in any sort of affair where a woman was treated like dirt. But there the similarities between the congressman and franksolich end.

Chris_ · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:34:16 PM »

Probably not teh Ghey (apparently that "genetic mutation" was never present in any strength in the Kennedy genome); more likely a secretly, self hating JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!ELEVENTY!!1

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:34:36 PM »

I sure hope this poll doesn't get freeped.

dutch508 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:47:38 PM »

I vote teh Ghey.

Karin · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:53:13 PM »

I don't know, as I've never paid the guy the least little attention. Can't even a place a face in my mind's eye.

franksolich · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2009, 04:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Karin on August 28, 2009, 03:53:13 PM

I don't know, as I've never paid the guy the least little attention. Can't even a place a face in my mind's eye.

He was the one who had a temper-tantrum shortly after 9-11, at an airport, I think in California. He was a congressman, after all, and didn't think he should have to be checked over before boarding an airplane.

mamacags · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM »

He looks like he would suck a dick to get something. Doesn't mean he is gay, just a cock sucker.

Odin's Hand · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2009, 04:19:20 PM »

The new Queen of Camelot.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:41:21 PM »

Quote from: mamacags on August 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM

He looks like he would suck a dick to get something. Doesn't mean he is gay, just a cock sucker.

Lots of people who do that aren't gay.

Lord Undies · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:49:43 PM »

Quote from: Karin on August 28, 2009, 03:53:13 PM

I don't know, as I've never paid the guy the least little attention. Can't even a place a face in my mind's eye.

My thoughts, exactly.

Quote from: Frank

for the record: franksolich is a little older than the congressman, never married. And never involved in any sort of affair where a woman was treated like dirt. But there the similarities between the congressman and franksolich end.

umm-hmm. You forgot to mention you collect cats.

Chris · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:55:18 PM »

Quote from: Karin on August 28, 2009, 03:53:13 PM

I don't know, as I've never paid the guy the least little attention. Can't even a place a face in my mind's eye.

Wasn't he the one that got drunk and crashed his car, and when the cops showed up said he had to be at a meeting (at 3am)?

LC EFA · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »

I was going to add the option for "I don't give a f*** " - but I guess you get the idea,

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:01:00 PM »

Quote from: mamacags on August 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM

He looks like he would suck a dick to get something. Doesn't mean he is gay, just a cock sucker.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Chris on August 28, 2009, 05:55:18 PM

Wasn't he the one that got drunk and crashed his car, and when the cops showed up said he had to be at a meeting (at 3am)?

Can't remember. All the Kennedy's kind of blend together to me. I'm sure someone is probably googling it right now.

WMD Owl · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2009, 07:19:21 PM »

He has been in rehab for pills and coke, and recently went back into rehab, this time for booze.

I don't think he is gay, just a druggie/drunk.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:26:43 PM »

Quote from: WMD Owl on August 28, 2009, 07:19:21 PM

He has been in rehab for pills and coke, and recently went back into rehab, this time for booze.

I don't think he is gay, just a druggie/drunk.

Sounds like a Kennedy patriarch to me.

thundley4 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:31:19 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2009, 08:26:43 PM

Sounds like a Kennedy patriarch to me.

Pretty difficult to be a patriarch, with no wife and no kids.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:34:28 PM »

Quote from: thundley4 on August 28, 2009, 08:31:19 PM

Pretty difficult to be a patriarch, with no wife and no kids.

Well, then he can be an unclriarch.

RobJohnson · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:44:40 PM »

Quote from: mamacags on August 28, 2009, 04:17:50 PM

He looks like he would suck a dick to get something. Doesn't mean he is gay, just a cock sucker.

Libs don't mind taking it up the ass, even the straight ones.

franksolich · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:00:42 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2009, 08:26:43 PM

Sounds like a Kennedy patriarch to me.

You know, this thead was hung here a while back, and hardly any lurkers paid attention to it.

But today, the dam burst, and lots and lots of lurkers have scrambled to read it.

It puts the primitives in a quandary.

If the primitives want to insist the poll is "smearing" Pat by wondering about his sexual orientation, then the primitives have to admit there's something "dirty" about being gay.

It's all very amusing.

Chris_ · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:07:47 PM »

Quote from: franksolich on August 29, 2009, 02:00:42 PM

You know, this thead was hung here a while back, and hardly any lurkers paid attention to it.

But today, the dam burst, and lots and lots of lurkers have scrambled to read it.

It puts the primitives in a quandary.

If the primitives want to insist the poll is "smearing" Pat by wondering about his sexual orientation, then the primitives have to admit there's something "dirty" about being gay.

It's all very amusing.

Well.....I certainly don't know if he is gay or not, but he certainly has the Kennedy predisposition for drugs, booze, and general mayhem.......

doc

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:08:10 PM »

Speaking of Kennedy patriarchs, here's a nice article on the remaining
candidates for that coveted post:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272009/news/columnists/kennedy_clan_is_down_to_its_dregs_186739.htm

lastparker · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:28:50 PM »

Wasn't he the one who plowed through a police baracade in an ambien-induced (ambien is the Kennedy code word for Scotch) stupor?

franksolich · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:29:25 PM »

Quote from: lastparker on August 29, 2009, 02:28:50 PM

Wasn't he the one who plowed through a police baracade in an ambien-induced (ambien is the Kennedy code word for Scotch) stupor?

Yep.

Chris_ · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2009, 02:31:06 PM »

Quote from: lastparker on August 29, 2009, 02:28:50 PM

Wasn't he the one who plowed through a police baracade in an ambien-induced (ambien is the Kennedy code word for Scotch) stupor?

That's him.....then ran away to rehab to escape the consequences.......typical Kennedy.......

doc

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Author Topic: poll: is Patrick Kennedy gay? (Read 36910 times)