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The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« on: December 03, 2021, 01:54:42 PM »
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If only there were a safe method of abortion that involved using a firearm...
...then we could get some Republican support for women's rights.

Or maybe a tiny gun can be implanted next to the embryo or fetus, and the mother can then claim she feels threatened.

This would work best, of course, if the mother claims the father is black.

I lost brain cells reading that. 

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4. This is kinda weird.

Ya think?


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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2021, 02:05:01 PM »
Romans 6:17-18 But thanks be to God, that you who were once slaves of sin have become obedient from the heart to the standard of teaching to which you were committed, and, having been set free from sin, have become slaves of righteousness.

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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2021, 02:57:11 PM »
I'll bet I know where they got that idea....

https://www.thesun.ie/news/7971741/webcam-model-shoots-herself-vagina/

how did you stumble across that on the web?

nevermind, I don't want to know

Back to the original DUmmies post, they seem to think that we will agree to anything as long as a firearm is involved with it.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2021, 03:08:42 PM »
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3. Unfortunately, women are killed with alarming frequency for

getting pregnant, usually by the man who made them pregnant. So, I'm not sure that's such a good idea, you know...

No.  No they are not. 

It is likely true in the circles mm travels but in the Real World it is so rare it is almost never even imagined.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2021, 03:58:32 PM »
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3. Unfortunately, women are killed with alarming frequency for

getting pregnant, usually by the man who made them pregnant. ...

MM left out a key detail. In at least some of such cases, the killing happened after the woman refused to have an abortion. IOW, MM lied by omission, unsurprisingly.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2021, 04:22:53 PM »
how did you stumble across that on the web?

nevermind, I don't want to know

Back to the original DUmmies post, they seem to think that we will agree to anything as long as a firearm is involved with it.

 :lmao:

Just normal Reddit stuff, sadly. 
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2021, 04:57:46 PM »
Hell, every day is a repeat of "The DUmbest thing you'll read all day" over yonder.  This was someone's tag line or signature line here or CU, but just when you think the DUmmies can dig deeper in the well of stupidity, they keep going deeper.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2021, 05:11:03 PM »
The phrase “safe method of abortion” isn’t really applicable to the unborn child that’s murdered, is it primitives?

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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2021, 05:35:51 PM »
The phrase “safe method of abortion” isn’t really applicable to the unborn child that’s murdered, is it primitives?

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they consider that collateral damage that is acceptable to them as long as their goals are met
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2021, 05:43:47 PM »
"The DUmbest thing you'll read all day"

Yet. And certainly it won't be tomorrow. The DUmbasses can only asymptotically approach maximum leftist stupidity. It can never be reached but they try. They try so hard each and every hour of every day.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2021, 09:05:15 PM »
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10. When I was in the service - some many years ago

There was a radio discussion about rape and abortion.

A LTC called in and said that he was against abortion. As the conversation continues, it was asked if he was against abortion in the case of rape.

The conversation went something like this - if the woman was white and the rapist was white, then he could not support an abortion.

If the woman was white and the rapist was black, then he would support an abortion.

I then turned off the radio.

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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2021, 09:13:19 PM »
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2. Don't they want to charge women for miscarriage that's completely not the mother's fault?

No, DUmbass, I doubt any of us are against early-term abortion in the case of incest, rape, or if delivery may cause deadly harm to the mother. What we're OPPOSED to is you immoral ****s using it as a contraception and many of you leftists exhibit joy in the killing of a child. The overwhelming majority of us are NOT opposed to contraception, but you ****ers took it too far. WAY too far. When Gosnell is a hero of yours? You've went completely off the ****ing rails. MOST of you who I see in protests don't even have anything to worry about anyway. I highly doubt there's a guy that'll give you neither the time nor day....unless he's also a leftist then are you even sure of his gender?

Besides, you low-IQ ****ers who don't read or listen, the overturning of RvW doesn't ban abortion; it sends it back to the states. ALL liberal states will allow it.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2021, 05:43:36 AM »
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2. Don't they want to charge women for miscarriage that's completely not the mother's fault?

Even for a DUmmy that’s pretty dimwitted. We oppose abortion because we regard intentionally killing innocent humans as wrong. Any half-decent pro-lifer (which includes every one I’ve met) has far greater concern for a woman who miscarries precisely because we know that the poor mother has lost a child and not just a bundle of cells.

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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2021, 06:30:46 AM »
Even for a DUmmy that’s pretty dimwitted. We oppose abortion because we regard intentionally killing innocent humans as wrong. Any half-decent pro-lifer (which includes every one I’ve met) has far greater concern for a woman who miscarries precisely because we know that the poor mother has lost a child and not just a bundle of cells.
This all hits very close to home because my family has just suffered a 2nd trimester loss for the second time. My wife has never gotten over the first and this one has devastated her. These people are animals in the purest definition possible. They will never understand life and the connection between mother and child
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2021, 08:37:26 AM »
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2. Don't they want to charge women for miscarriage that's completely not the mother's fault?

No, but I'll give Femi-DUmmie Claustrum credit for posting an anti-Pro-Life lie I had not heard before. Unsurprisingly, no one called out Femi-DUmmie Claustrum's lie, though the thread didn't get a lot of replies (probably because the OP was so dumb and pretzellated).
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2021, 10:39:34 AM »
No, DUmbass, I doubt any of us are against early-term abortion in the case of incest, rape, or if delivery may cause deadly harm to the mother. What we're OPPOSED to is you immoral ****s using it as a contraception and many of you leftists exhibit joy in the killing of a child. The overwhelming majority of us are NOT opposed to contraception, but you ****ers took it too far. WAY too far. When Gosnell is a hero of yours? You've went completely off the ****ing rails. MOST of you who I see in protests don't even have anything to worry about anyway. I highly doubt there's a guy that'll give you neither the time nor day....unless he's also a leftist then are you even sure of his gender?

Besides, you low-IQ ****ers who don't read or listen, the overturning of RvW doesn't ban abortion; it sends it back to the states. ALL liberal states will allow it.

It's a hard call, and not a position I would ever want to be involved in in any aspect, but I am opposed to abortions in the horrible cases of rape, and incest, and have not been shown sufficient evidence that the frequency or likely-hood of deadly danger to the mother is enough to leave that option in there. Biblically, nothing happens without God's say so, even things we see as tragedy through out earthly eyes, which means if a woman gets pregnant from any of those events, there's a reason for it.  There's some possible argument for the very early one's, but we're living on the slippery slope which that idea goes down.

Other than that, I agree with the rest of your post.  The issue of abortion has gone far past any interest in women's safety and rights, and turned into a disregard for human life and just a flat demand to be able to execute your child at whim.   
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2021, 11:09:03 AM »
I have a brand new DUmbest Thing you'll read today.  This is from a thread about gas prices.  They're comparing from where they live:

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7. Gas across the Canadian border from me is $1.38, not adjusting for the cheaper $ and larger gallon.

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9. Larger gallon? Its per liter

A liter is slightly bigger than a quart. $1.38 cdn per liter is $4.19 a gallon in USD

 :lmao: :rofl: :rotf:

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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2021, 11:31:56 AM »
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9. Larger gallon? Its per liter

A liter is slightly bigger than a quart. $1.38 cdn per liter is $4.19 a gallon in USD

 :rotf: It took 9 replies for someone to figure this out.

 :rotf: $4.19 USD per gallon would probably be a >10% decrease from what I've been paying (i.e. a much greater decrease than the $0.02 decrease Dems were braying about last week).
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2021, 03:09:21 PM »
Hell, every day is a repeat of "The DUmbest thing you'll read all day" over yonder.  This was someone's tag line or signature line here or CU, but just when you think the DUmmies can dig deeper in the well of stupidity, they keep going deeper.

I believe that was mine. It was "Just when you think the DUmmies have hit the bottom of the barrel of stupid they kick that thing out of the way and keep digging where it stood" or something like that.
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2021, 06:13:46 PM »
I believe that was mine. It was "Just when you think the DUmmies have hit the bottom of the barrel of stupid they kick that thing out of the way and keep digging where it stood" or something like that.

Ah, thanks!  Couldn't recall who had that in their signature nor the exact quote, but it was the sentiment.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2021, 09:16:50 PM »
I have a brand new DUmbest Thing you'll read today.  This is from a thread about gas prices.  They're comparing from where they live:

 :lmao: :rofl: :rotf:

The one about gas prices at least was entertainingly dumb instead of offensively dumb like the first one.
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Re: The DUmbest Thing you'll Read all Day
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2021, 09:46:08 PM »
It might've been the dumbest thing one read that day, but DU faces stiff competition from itself.