Thus one of the lords of the cave that is conservative proclaimed to the denizens of the place of much debauchery, lying, faulty logic, evil, and stupidy: "Verily I sayeth unto you, O odiferous lot of the little common sense, whosoever bringeth tthemselves into the cave of beauty, knowledge, and right and spew forth your ignorant and vile thoughts as to darken the beauty of the cave, let it be known that the inhabitants shall SMITE thee mightily....."