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Offline TheSarge

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Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« on: November 18, 2008, 10:48:22 AM »
I guess if you live long enough, you'll see everything, for this morning the e-zine known as Salon actually published an article about Michelle Obama's butt.

No, sadly, I'm not kidding.

Entitled "First Lady Got Back," the piece actually praised, and discussed in great detail, Mrs. Obama's posterior.

As some readers might find this subject a tad offensive, the lowlights are conspicuously placed below the fold

But what really thrills me, what really feels liberating in a very personal way, is the official new prominence of Michelle Obama. Barack's better half not only has stature but is statuesque. She has corruscating intelligence, beauty, style and -- drumroll, please -- a butt. (Yes, you read that right: I'm going to talk about the first lady's butt.)

As I gradually relaxed, as Michelle strode onto more stages and people started focusing on her clothes and presence instead of her patriotism, it dawned on me -- good God, she has a butt! "Obama’s baby (mama) got back," wrote one feminist blogger. "OMG, her butt is humongous!" went a typical comment on one African-American online forum, and while it isn't humongous, per se, it is a solid, round, black, class-A boo-tay. Try as Michelle might to cover it with those Mamie Eisenhower skirts and sheath dresses meant to reassure mainstream voters, the butt would not be denied.

The author, one Erin Aubry Kaplan who besides being a Salon contributor is also contributing editor to the op-ed section of the Los Angeles Times, then moved into the totally absurd:

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/11/18/salon-publishes-piece-about-michelle-obamas-butt
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 10:57:27 AM »
Big F-in' deal!  Aren't all communists anatomically correct?
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 11:25:51 AM »
You think it's big now, just give her 4 years at the public trough.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 12:46:09 PM »
The fact that she has a big ass is just life.  The fact that someone is actually gushing about it like a damn' Renaissance fountain is just disgusting.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 02:28:27 PM »
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 08:14:36 PM »
first mulatto pres aint even sworn in and already the level of discourse in America has dropped to gangsta rap.

heaven help us...
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2008, 08:12:50 PM »
Michelle is not a natural for the camera.

She scowls and she is very bow-legged.... Not trying to be catty, that's just the way I see her.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 10:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 26, 2008, 08:12:50 PM
Michelle is not a natural for the camera.

She scowls and she is very bow-legged.... Not trying to be catty, that's just the way I see her.


I don't know, but for some reason I always see her as the militant in that political cartoon that was circulated.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 09:27:31 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 26, 2008, 08:12:50 PM
Michelle is not a natural for the camera.

She scowls and she is very bow-legged.... Not trying to be catty, that's just the way I see her.



Just say it Schade......she's butt f*ckin ugly.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 09:32:50 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 03, 2008, 09:27:31 AM

Just say it Schade......she's butt f*ckin ugly.

I dunno about butt ugly, but she comes off as a Super Mega Bitch. Only after she was polished after the remarks such as "first time proud of my country", did she crack small smiles (probably hurt her to do that) for the camera.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 05:25:01 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 26, 2008, 08:12:50 PM
Michelle is not a natural for the camera.

She scowls and she is very bow-legged.... Not trying to be catty, that's just the way I see her.


Neither is her hubby.  My wife has noted that he has blue lips.  He also has big ears and that wart thingy on his nose.

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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 05:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on November 26, 2008, 08:12:50 PM
Michelle is not a natural for the camera.

She scowls and she is very bow-legged.... Not trying to be catty, that's just the way I see her.


Far and away the ugliest 1st lady we have ever had.  Not because she is Black, but because she is stupid and it shows on her face.
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 08:40:09 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on December 03, 2008, 05:41:48 PM
Far and away the ugliest 1st lady we have ever had.  Not because she is Black, but because she is stupid and it shows on her face.


Stupid probably isn't the right word, even taking into account all 'mentoring' and affirmative action boost (given willingly or extorted) she had to have had a pretty high intelligence to make it through the educational gates she did.  I think of her more as willfully ignorant and extremely biased, but cunning. 
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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 09:38:11 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 04, 2008, 08:40:09 AM
Stupid probably isn't the right word, even taking into account all 'mentoring' and affirmative action boost (given willingly or extorted) she had to have had a pretty high intelligence to make it through the educational gates she did.  I think of her more as willfully ignorant and extremely biased, but cunning. 


She may be a little smarter than her hubby who obviously had a little more AA help but she's no genius.
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

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Re: Salon Publishes Piece About Michelle Obama's Butt
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 09:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Jim on December 04, 2008, 09:38:11 PM

She may be a little smarter than her hubby who obviously had a little more AA help but she's no genius.

Who do ya think wears the "pants" in that family? Isn't it amazing that the last DimWhit that was in the Whitehouse had a domineering wife?

What's with these guys? None of them seem to have any balls! I guess that testicle lockbox was more popular than I thought!
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