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Title: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 27, 2013, 01:17:07 AM
Most vBulletin message boards that use a reputation system (eg Karma here) provide an option to see what post received the points (Karma).  I have searched high and low on all the various screens available to me and have not found one that shows this info.  Am I missing something or is this particular feature not available here?

Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: dutch508 on March 27, 2013, 01:20:18 AM
Most vBulletin message boards that use a reputation system (eg Karma here) provide an option to see what post received the points (Karma).  I have searched high and low on all the various screens available to me and have not found one that shows this info.  Am I missing something or is this particular feature not available here?



It kind of works like this:

Bitchslap for being nosy.

[no one really takes the whole kharma shit seriously]
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: thundley4 on March 27, 2013, 01:25:01 AM
Most vBulletin message boards that use a reputation system (eg Karma here) provide an option to see what post received the points (Karma).  I have searched high and low on all the various screens available to me and have not found one that shows this info.  Am I missing something or is this particular feature not available here?



Karma is kind of like Fight Club. 
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 27, 2013, 01:27:30 AM
It kind of works like this:

Bitchslap for being nosy.

[no one really takes the whole kharma shit seriously]


Did I say that I was taking it seriously, meathead?  I don't take anything seriously.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 27, 2013, 01:28:59 AM
Clearly, answering simple questions is something of a challenge around here.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: dutch508 on March 27, 2013, 02:04:24 AM

Did I say that I was taking it seriously, meathead?  I don't take anything seriously.

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Clearly, answering simple questions is something of a challenge around here.


I answered your question simply as I was sure that it was the only manner you could understand it.

AND... a bitchslap for being a whiner.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 27, 2013, 02:08:04 AM

I answered your question simply as I was sure that it was the only manner you could understand it.

AND... a bitchslap for being a whiner.

A whiner?  What are you, autistic?
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: dutch508 on March 27, 2013, 02:19:37 AM
A whiner?  What are you, autistic?

 :lol:

dumb ass.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 27, 2013, 03:04:54 AM
:lol:

dumb ass.

And here I was thinking you were autistic.  Dumb ass works too I guess.  Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: dutch508 on March 27, 2013, 03:48:11 AM
bitchslap, bitch!
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 27, 2013, 04:41:48 AM
Karma is not something you can control. so don't worry about it. There are people here who want more BS's than Hi5s. I have no idea why I got most of mine. But those who complain about BSs tend to earn more just by complaining. You didn't help things by getting snarky.

Oh and BS for the mere principle of the thing. Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: formerlurker on March 27, 2013, 05:24:54 AM

Did I say that I was taking it seriously, meathead?  I don't take anything seriously.

Clearly you are or you never would have searched high and low to determine how and why you received a BS.   

I still thing CC should charge for BS.   They would mean SOOOOO much more, and be quite delicious actually.    :afro:
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: formerlurker on March 27, 2013, 05:25:44 AM
And here I was thinking you were autistic. 

??

Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: formerlurker on March 27, 2013, 05:26:31 AM
A whiner?  What are you, autistic?

Ok, I missed this post.   I will be back later to slap you some more.   

Enjoy your stay.

Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: dutch508 on March 27, 2013, 06:06:25 AM
Ok, I missed this post.   I will be back later to slap you some more.   

Enjoy your stay.



It's like the kharma thing is a genius DUmpmonkie mole trap. The DU-types come here to mole/troll/etc and be all sneeky and shit and this shiny object catches their attention and they go all bat shit crazy.

Normal people see it and go, "Huh. What's the deal with the BS?" We beat them up about it and they laugh it off.

DUmpmonkiez are so wrapped up into thier holy internet id they just loose it. "How dare you make fun of me! I am a 'TRUE" conservative GENIUS!!!!Z!1121LAJHDOIUD"{@*EY!""

****ing retards.

and bitchslaps for everyone.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Big Dog on March 27, 2013, 06:40:30 AM
Most vBulletin message boards that use a reputation system (eg Karma here) provide an option to see what post received the points (Karma).  I have searched high and low on all the various screens available to me and have not found one that shows this info.  Am I missing something or is this particular feature not available here?

It's a simple system.

If you accumulate 1,000 High Fives, CC will send you a toaster oven.

If you reach 1,000 Bitch Slaps, you have to send it back. Clean, with no toast in it.

Here's a BS for you. Consider it a down payment.  :-)

Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: seahorse513 on March 27, 2013, 07:40:58 AM
It's a simple system.

If you accumulate 1,000 High Fives, CC will send you a toaster oven.

If you reach 1,000 Bitch Slaps, you have to send it back. Clean, with no toast in it.

Here's a BS for you. Consider it a down payment.  :-)


I am athird of the way there....Where's my toast???
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Big Dog on March 27, 2013, 07:45:18 AM
I am athird of the way there....Where's my toast???

You get a toaster oven when you hit 1,000 Hi5s. You have to make your own toast.

 :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Chris_ on March 27, 2013, 08:33:55 AM
Most vBulletin message boards that use a reputation system (eg Karma here) provide an option to see what post received the points (Karma).  I have searched high and low on all the various screens available to me and have not found one that shows this info.  Am I missing something or is this particular feature not available here?


There isn't one.  The +/- system here is very basic and doesn't provide any information at all.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 27, 2013, 08:41:28 AM
And here I was thinking you were autistic.  Dumb ass works too I guess.  Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Dutch bitchslaps people for just about any reason, or more often, no reason at all.  Autism is also a pet rock with some of the members.  Nobody actually cares about the karma, originally it was kind of a way of figuring out who the outliers were (Like Novaheart on CU), but over time there have been enough bitchslap wars and slapfights over bent feewings that it's pretty meaningless for that.  It's pretty much just an in-joke or game nowadays.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 29, 2013, 05:16:04 AM
Geez, y'all get worked up over this subject, don't you?  Sorry I asked and got your knickers in a knot over something so simple.  Forget about it. Wow,
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Big Dog on March 29, 2013, 09:43:18 AM
Geez, y'all get worked up over this subject, don't you?  Sorry I asked and got your knickers in a knot over something so simple.  Forget about it. Wow,

BS for taking all of this so seriously.

:hammer:
:fuelfire: :fuelfire:
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Articulate Ape on March 30, 2013, 03:24:26 AM
Whatever floats your boat, dude.  Whatever floats your boat.
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Eupher on March 30, 2013, 11:25:26 AM
There isn't one.  The +/- system here is very basic and doesn't provide any information at all.

That was essentially Ape's question.

Where's the info?

Seems to me a very direct answer to that question could've been offered -- "There is no information regarding Karma" along with, maybe, a reason for that.

There are the Terms of Use. So why not a paragraph about Karma, along with a photo of Dutch, in them?

That should take care of it quite nicely.  :-)

And then the bitchslap fest continues, along with Ape's question having been answered.


Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2013, 02:03:59 PM
That was essentially Ape's question.

Where's the info?

Seems to me a very direct answer to that question could've been offered -- "There is no information regarding Karma" along with, maybe, a reason for that.

There are the Terms of Use. So why not a paragraph about Karma, along with a photo of Dutch, in them?

That should take care of it quite nicely.  :-)

And then the bitchslap fest continues, along with Ape's question having been answered.




BS for daring to turn this stupid thread into a suggestion to the Great and Powerful Oz.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: Eupher on March 31, 2013, 07:04:01 PM
BS for daring to turn this stupid thread into a suggestion to the Great and Powerful Oz.

 :popcorn:

Waitaminute.

It ain't officially a stupid thread until vestanumbers weighs in.

I checked in the TOU. It's on page 6.  :-)
Title: Re: Karma question
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2013, 07:14:46 PM
Waitaminute.

It ain't officially a stupid thread until vestanumbers weighs in.

I checked in the TOU. It's on page 6.  :-)

OK, H5, ya got me there.

 :-)