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Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery
Surveillance Tape: Shooting Happened When Man Put Gun In Waistband

KOKOMO, Ind. -- Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the genitals as he robbed a convenience store early Tuesday morning.

Kokomo police said they were called to a Village Pantry store at 100 North Ohio Street at about 4:20 a.m. after a clerk at the store called them.

The female clerk told police that a man came into the store with a semiautomatic handgun and demanded cash and cigarettes before handing her a white cloth bag.

The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

Police said the man grabbed the bag full of cash and fled the store.

In-store surveillance cameras showed that the man, who police identified as Derrick Kosch, 25, of Kokomo, shot himself as he placed the gun into the waistband of his pants, police said. Authorities declined to release the surveillance footage early Tuesday.

Shortly after the robbery, dispatchers got a call from someone in a home in the 1000 block of East North Street about a man who was shot.

When officers arrived, they found Kosch with a gunshot wound to a testicle and leg. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Officers said that while at the home they found the bag of money that was taken from the convenience store and clothes seen on the robber in the surveillance tape.

Police said Kosch will be charged with armed robbery and related charges when he emerges from surgery on Tuesday.

Testicular Homicide

I didn't say what it was a picture of. :evillaugh: :-) :lmao:

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 02:09:48 PM »
 :mental:

Could be a nominee for the great darwin awards
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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 02:10:33 PM »
:mental:

Could be a nominee for the great darwin awards

only if they have a special category for eunuchs. :-)

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 02:12:42 PM »
I bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again.
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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 02:13:33 PM »
I bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again.

More like he lacks the testicular fortitude
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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 02:14:57 PM »
will he have the balls to try that again?
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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 02:21:04 PM »
Oh, the impetuous youth today.  Always going off half-cocked.

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 02:39:27 PM »
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The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

That line hits my funny bone just right for some reason.  I can just imagine the scene.

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 03:10:33 PM »

in need of replacement parts?


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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 03:12:47 PM »
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The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

That line hits my funny bone just right for some reason.  I can just imagine the scene.

I imagine her trying to hold back a laugh...

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2008, 03:14:41 PM »
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The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

That line hits my funny bone just right for some reason.  I can just imagine the scene.

I imagine her trying to hold back a laugh...

I didn't realize it was a she until you mentioned it.  I guess he ran off because he was embarrassed that it went off too soon. :naughty:

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2008, 03:15:47 PM »
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The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

That line hits my funny bone just right for some reason.  I can just imagine the scene.

I imagine her trying to hold back a laugh...

I didn't realize it was a she until you mentioned it.  I guess he ran off because he was embarrassed that it went off too soon. :naughty:

Are you saying he made a premature evacuation?  :innocent:

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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2008, 03:21:44 PM »
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The clerk said that as she retrieved the cigarettes she heard a gunshot and turned to confront the man, who yelled that he had shot himself.

That line hits my funny bone just right for some reason.  I can just imagine the scene.

I imagine her trying to hold back a laugh...

I didn't realize it was a she until you mentioned it.  I guess he ran off because he was embarrassed that it went off too soon. :naughty:

Are you saying he made a premature evacuation?  :innocent:

it was probably a premature exclamation, considering that he had just blown one of his balls out the bottom of his Levis with a handgun.  but yeah, you got the general idea.

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Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 07:35:39 AM »
Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin

(AP) Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.

The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.


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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2008, 07:39:46 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 07:48:37 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
Oops.

That pic is great.  Wonder why he looks so pissed.  :-)
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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 07:55:06 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
Oops.

That pic is great.  Wonder why he looks so pissed.  :-)

There's a 'vas deferens' between looking pissed and being pissed....
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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 07:58:13 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
Oops.

That pic is great.  Wonder why he looks so pissed.  :-)

There's a 'vas deferens' between looking pissed and being pissed....

:rofl:

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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2008, 07:59:41 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
Oops.

That pic is great.  Wonder why he looks so pissed.  :-)

There's a 'vas deferens' between looking pissed and being pissed....

:rofl:

Maybe that was the wrong anatomy, er....  analogy
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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2008, 07:59:46 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
Oops.

That pic is great.  Wonder why he looks so pissed.  :-)

There's a 'vas deferens' between looking pissed and being pissed....

:rofl:
Well urethra got it or ya ain't.   :-)
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Re: Suspected Robber Shoots Himself In Groin
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2008, 08:04:33 AM »
Dup


and merged.  and funny as hell. :-)
Oops.

That pic is great.  Wonder why he looks so pissed.  :-)

There's a 'vas deferens' between looking pissed and being pissed....

:rofl:
Well urethra got it or ya ain't.   :-)


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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2008, 08:05:24 AM »
A bullet in the sac, is worth two in the bush.
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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2008, 08:14:07 AM »
A bullet in the sac, is worth two in the bush.
So now criminals just bag themselves?
 :-)
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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2008, 08:20:33 AM »
A bullet in the sac, is worth two in the bush.
So now criminals just bag themselves?
 :-)

Urethra leave them laughing or your don't.  Your choice.

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Re: Police: Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery (w/ pic goodness)
« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2008, 09:27:48 AM »
I wonder if guys like this just get their teeth busted out and traded around for Kools when they show up in the jug with a story like this.

"I shot a cop in the chest and stole his car, but they got me with spike strips and capped me in the shoulder. Whatchoo do?"

"I uhh.. shot myself in the nuts trying to rob a circle K."

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