Welcome to the official voting thread for the Top DUmmies of 2014!
The rules are simple:
Voting is done by secret ballot only; the purpose of this thread is simply an opportunity for members to “campaign†for their choices, to ask questions if one’s unsure about one primitive or another, to brag about how one voted, or for general comments about primitives.
One votes by sending a personal message to Mr. Wiggum here at conservativecave or on our sister site conservativeunderground, or via e-mail to ralphwiggumcave@outlook.com
One votes for
ten primitives for Top Dummiedom; one should, really, vote for ten, and not a lesser number, given the closeness of races in the past. Every vote counts.
The easiest way to do this is by recalling certain primitives, and checking to see if they’re on the list.
One’s top
five choices should be ranked; one’s first choice is counted as 5 votes, one’s second choice as 4 votes, one’s third choice as 3 votes, one’s fourth choice as 2 votes, and one’s fifth choice as 1 vote.
And then for the other five, just list them, no ranking necessary.
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Top DUmmies [10 chosen]1strongblackman
Aerows
angstlessk
are_grits_groceries
BainsBane
cali
California Peggy
cbayer
CK_John
darkangel218
diabeticman
fizzgig
graham4anything
Cha
Gothmog
grasswire
hrmjustin
Judi Lynn
kelliecat44
kentuck
KingCharlemagne
Lady Freedom Returns
laserhaas
malaise
MannyGoldstein
MineralMan
mopinko
MrScorpio
nadinbrzezinski
NJCher
NYC_SKP
Omaha Steve
PCIntern
randys1
RBinMaine
riqster
rsmith6621
sheshe2
Skinner
socialist_n_Tennessee
Stinky the Clown
TheMastersNemesis
True Blue Door
WilliamPitt
WillyT
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Vote for
one each for the special awards:
the William Rivers Pitt award, the "Willie"---the most memorable primitive since the emergence of Skins’s island
BainsBane
CaliforniaPeggy
DainBramaged
Redstone
the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve"--the primitive who most made an ass of himself in 2014
Drunken Irishman
mopinko
nadinbrzezinski
Omaha Steve
the Nadin Abbott award, the "nadin"--the primitive who most thinks he’s smarter than God
MrScorpio
TheMastersNemesis
the Bartholomew Scott award, the "Skippy" or the "Barry"--the most paranoid primitive of 2014
Atman
Octafish
NYC_SKP
TheMastersNemesis
the Steven Senti award, the "stewert"--the freeloadingest primitive the past year
are_grits_groceries
ColesCountyDem
IronGate
Left Coast2020
rbrnmw
stewert
the group awardthe Baghdad Bobs
*the freeloaders, the scammers
the gun-grabbers
the nuts
the 0bamacare fanatics
the cop-hating racist primitives
the women's libbers
*this refers to the primitives who persistently and mule-headedly predicted Democrat upsets in the mid-term elections.
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Voting closes circa suppertime Wednesday, December 17.
Awards will be given out beginning the afternoon of Christmas Eve December 24, concluding with the big one the afternoon of New Year’s Eve December 31.