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Offline Dblhaul

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Cold Weather
« on: January 07, 2014, 12:40:23 AM »
Dang, it's so cold out there. Today I saw a democrat with their hands in their own pockets!
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Re: Cold Weather
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 12:50:56 AM »
Quote from: Dblhaul on January 07, 2014, 12:40:23 AM
Dang, it's so cold out there. Today I saw a democrat with their hands in their own pockets!

Had to be a Republican/tea partier/libertarian/independent. Democrats scientifically tested in a lab at Absolute Zero, were still reaching for someone elses pockets!!    :rotf:

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Re: Cold Weather
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 01:03:51 AM »
It wasn't the Magic Negro Inaction Figure with the kung fu grip on your wallet. No amount of cold could break that grip.
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Re: Cold Weather
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 01:18:55 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 07, 2014, 01:03:51 AM
It wasn't the Magic Negro Inaction Figure with the kung fu grip on your wallet. No amount of cold could break that grip.

If it was, you'd have heard this:

"Thats right, and don't even think of trying to take it back".



Do pay heed to the warnings on the box however:



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"Be not intimidated... nor suffer yourselves to be wheedled out of your liberties by any pretense of politeness, delicacy, or decency. These, as they are often used, are but three different names for hypocrisy, chicanery and cowardice." - John Adams

Hillary Clinton will never be the President of the United States.

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Re: Cold Weather
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2014, 09:05:23 AM »
  50 F
 - Florida residents wear thermal underwear
 - Alaska residents sunbathe
  40 F
 - Average refrigerator temperature
 - You can see your breath
  32 F
 - Water freezes
  10 F
 - Alaska residents wear long sleeve shirts
   0 F
 - Too cold to move
 - Heaters are brought out in Green Bay to keep the footballs warm
 -20 F
 - Boiling water freezes before it hits the ground
 - Florida residents cease to exist
 - Alaska residents wear scarves
 -36 F
 - Mercury freezes
 -40 F
 - Too cold to breathe
 - Fahrenheit and Celsius become equal
 - Ice fog begins to appear
 -80 F
 - Too cold to live
 - Average temperature on Mars
-135 F
 - World record lowest temperature on earth
-150 F
 - Chlorine freezes
 - Too cold to exist
-250 F
 - Krypton freezes
-360 F
 - Oxygen freezes
-400 F
 - Average temperature on Pluto
 - Lawyers button top button
 - Democrats put their hands in their own pockets.=
-460 F
 - Absolute zero
-500 F
 - Hell freezes over
 - Al Gore admits that he was wrong about global warming
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Re: Cold Weather
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2014, 09:39:25 AM »
^Any chance some of those could be in the form of a Happy Fun Ball "Obey This Sign" sign ?




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