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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #825 on: July 24, 2012, 01:23:40 PM »
Quote from: debk on July 24, 2012, 01:10:14 PM

Ummm.....remember the suggestions that if you were going to keep Bob as an indoor cat only, to get his front paws declawed? :whistling:

I had a cat who could STILL shred things even though she was declawed . . . well, maybe not completely shred them but she could make a mess of things that were fabric-covered.  She made a total mess of the covers on a couple of speakers that sat on floor in the living room (totally my fault, I'm sure!  :-) )
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #826 on: July 24, 2012, 01:37:57 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #827 on: July 24, 2012, 01:48:26 PM »
Quote from: njpines on July 24, 2012, 01:23:40 PM
I had a cat who could STILL shred things even though she was declawed . . . well, maybe not completely shred them but she could make a mess of things that were fabric-covered.  She made a total mess of the covers on a couple of speakers that sat on floor in the living room (totally my fault, I'm sure!  :-) )

I have one that shreds toilet paper with her teeth.  :whistling:

All of mine have back claws which they are very good at using when springing off of something.....like my legs, or the bedspread on our bed.  :bawl:  I'm convinced they work at keeping them very sharp.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #828 on: July 24, 2012, 02:00:54 PM »
 :rofl:  at the "Dude, your shit was in our way" 

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #829 on: July 24, 2012, 02:47:12 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #830 on: July 24, 2012, 03:52:13 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 24, 2012, 01:19:56 PM


A co-worker of mine, that I was showing this to, damn near coated my monitor with Coca-Cola because of this.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #831 on: July 24, 2012, 04:37:05 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 24, 2012, 03:52:13 PM
A co-worker of mine, that I was showing this to, damn near coated my monitor with Coca-Cola because of this.

Yeah, that is one of the better ones.  :lmao:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #832 on: July 24, 2012, 07:45:47 PM »


The bottom one is one pissed-off koala.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #833 on: July 24, 2012, 07:59:34 PM »


heh.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #834 on: July 25, 2012, 10:23:33 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 24, 2012, 07:59:34 PM


heh.

I eat a lot of tuna fish. Amazing how the cats can come running into the kitchen when I open a can.....  :lmao:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #835 on: July 25, 2012, 12:12:09 PM »
Quote from: debk on July 25, 2012, 10:23:33 AM
I eat a lot of tuna fish. Amazing how the cats can come running into the kitchen when I open a can.....  :lmao:

Belle, our golden, gets medication twice per day. Only way to do it is to stick it inside a piece of lunchmeat. So guess what happens when the fridge is opened, the lunchmeat tray is pulled out, and the rattle of the lunchmeat pack is heard?

Instant dog hovering.  :lmao:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #836 on: July 25, 2012, 01:04:16 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 25, 2012, 12:12:09 PM
Belle, our golden, gets medication twice per day. Only way to do it is to stick it inside a piece of lunchmeat. So guess what happens when the fridge is opened, the lunchmeat tray is pulled out, and the rattle of the lunchmeat pack is heard?

Instant dog hovering.  :lmao:

Same with my Aussie, Mattie, except it's the peanut butter jar opening that brings her at an instant!
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #837 on: July 25, 2012, 01:15:03 PM »
When I was growing up, the freezer door opening would bring out Siberian Husky running (for ice cream).
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #838 on: July 25, 2012, 02:45:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 25, 2012, 01:15:03 PM
When I was growing up, the freezer door opening would bring out Siberian Husky running (for ice cream).

I can haz ice creem??

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #839 on: July 25, 2012, 10:07:20 PM »
My dog thinks marshmallows are doggie crack.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #840 on: July 26, 2012, 09:31:11 AM »
I'm sure that this can apply to some people here (though, not me).

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #841 on: July 26, 2012, 10:47:51 AM »


*kisses*
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #842 on: July 26, 2012, 10:53:45 AM »
Getting back to cats--BFCs-- . . .

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #843 on: July 26, 2012, 12:31:18 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 25, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
My dog thinks marshmallows are doggie crack.

I dunno, dood



Haven't seen too many cracks on a dog and even less of which that look like marshmallows.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #844 on: July 26, 2012, 12:38:32 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on July 26, 2012, 12:31:18 PM
I dunno, dood



Haven't seen too many cracks on a dog and even less of which that look like marshmallows.

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« Reply #845 on: July 26, 2012, 12:41:24 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 26, 2012, 12:38:32 PM
That's a new place for seeing an image of Christ. Look closely.

HOLY crap!!!!!!!   :-)
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« Reply #846 on: July 26, 2012, 12:43:45 PM »
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« Reply #847 on: July 26, 2012, 12:50:07 PM »
Oh Thundley. 
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« Reply #848 on: July 26, 2012, 01:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 26, 2012, 12:50:07 PM
Oh Thundley. 

I know--This is what might happen . . .

 :zap:

So, . . . :bolt: :runaway:

And, . . .

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #849 on: July 26, 2012, 01:21:05 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 26, 2012, 12:38:32 PM
That's a new place for seeing an image of Christ. Look closely.

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