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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #325 on: February 18, 2012, 05:37:51 PM »

+1

A funny little game I like to play silently to myself is to imagine the people I meet as dogs, what sort of dog would they be?

That one is a dead ringer for my ex girlfriend. She would say anything to get a doctor to write her a script and popped pain pills like jelly beans. We lasted less than a year, would have been much less but she did have some genuine health issues and was very slick at hiding things from me.


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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #326 on: February 19, 2012, 03:38:04 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #327 on: February 19, 2012, 03:38:57 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #328 on: February 20, 2012, 03:13:45 PM »

If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #329 on: February 20, 2012, 03:18:16 PM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #330 on: February 20, 2012, 04:48:21 PM »


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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #331 on: February 21, 2012, 07:34:07 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #332 on: February 21, 2012, 09:20:30 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #333 on: February 21, 2012, 12:24:42 PM »


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  that is the same look I now have since Whitey Houston's death.  I am so sick of that damn song  :lmao:






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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #334 on: February 22, 2012, 09:30:22 AM »
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  that is the same look I now have since Whitey Houston's death.  I am so sick of that damn song  :lmao:

The look screams, Make it go awaaaaayyy!!!!!
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #335 on: February 22, 2012, 09:32:47 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #336 on: February 23, 2012, 10:04:29 AM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #337 on: February 23, 2012, 10:54:45 AM »


I just want you to know that this song was stuck in my ****ing head all night long.  I could't sleep, I just kept hearing Whitney Houston getting to that part where she belts out "ANDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII  EEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVVVVE YOU...........EEEEEE.......IIIIIII"

I am pissed  :censored:






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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #338 on: February 23, 2012, 11:05:10 AM »
I just want you to know that this song was stuck in my ****ing head all night long.  I could't sleep, I just kept hearing Whitney Houston getting to that part where she belts out "ANDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII  EEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVVVVE YOU...........EEEEEE.......IIIIIII"

I am pissed  :censored:

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #339 on: February 23, 2012, 11:08:10 AM »
Better living through chemistry! (A couple of Tylenol PMs will knock the crap out of you and make you wish you DIDN'T take them, but at least they'll get you through the night.)

I take zanaflex for sleep.  I take 2 and I am out in 15 minutes and even if I wake up 30 minutes later I am not groggy.  They just knock me out.  If I didn't take them I would be up at all hours.  I am a huge insominac.  Been up for 3 days one time.  After I had Jeep I was up for 48 hours straight.  The hospital tried every drug and I wouldn't go out.  

Tylenol PM made me feel sick to my stomach and groggy after using and gave me this weird taste in my mouth






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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #340 on: February 23, 2012, 11:08:36 AM »
I want a new drug -Huey Lewis-
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« Reply #341 on: February 23, 2012, 11:15:53 AM »
I take zanaflex for sleep.  I take 2 and I am out in 15 minutes and even if I wake up 30 minutes later I am not groggy.  They just knock me out.  If I didn't take them I would be up at all hours.  I am a huge insominac.  Been up for 3 days one time.  After I had Jeep I was up for 48 hours straight.  The hospital tried every drug and I wouldn't go out.  

Tylenol PM made me feel sick to my stomach and groggy after using and gave me this weird taste in my mouth

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« Reply #342 on: February 23, 2012, 11:17:28 AM »
Must.  Not.  Go.  There.   :-)
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« Reply #343 on: February 23, 2012, 11:32:47 AM »
Restraint, an advantage conservatives have over libs.

I didn't know you were a lib?






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« Reply #344 on: February 23, 2012, 11:37:58 AM »
I didn't know you were a lib?
Must...exercise...restraint...
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« Reply #345 on: February 23, 2012, 11:57:16 AM »
Must.  Not.  Go.  There.   :-)

Really!  The target is locked . . . and it goes down without a shot taking it down. :tongue:

And . . .

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« Reply #346 on: February 23, 2012, 02:23:14 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #347 on: February 24, 2012, 08:44:30 AM »

:thatsright:
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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« Reply #348 on: February 24, 2012, 09:22:06 AM »
That dog looks proud of its' handiwork, too . . .  :rotf: :lmao:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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« Reply #349 on: February 24, 2012, 09:25:33 AM »
Speaking of dogs, but at Cheezburger . . .

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
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That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.