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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1225 on: February 11, 2013, 04:57:46 PM »
I'm glad my cat doesn't do shit like that.  Who are these people that have such evil cats?

This is the worst thing I have to deal with.


I've got two like that.  One of them likes to knock stuff down off of tables, bookshelves, whatever- but only if you're looking at him. 

The other one I am convinced has mental issues.  Occasionally, he goes 'hunting' in the cupboards, and will eat anything not in a cardboard box, and occasionally destroy a cardboard box to get at something.  It's usually something like gravy packets, which he then gets all over the house.  He does this at night, when everybody is asleep, the jerk.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1226 on: February 12, 2013, 07:10:20 AM »
I've got two like that.  One of them likes to knock stuff down off of tables, bookshelves, whatever- but only if you're looking at him. 

The other one I am convinced has mental issues.  Occasionally, he goes 'hunting' in the cupboards, and will eat anything not in a cardboard box, and occasionally destroy a cardboard box to get at something.  It's usually something like gravy packets, which he then gets all over the house.  He does this at night, when everybody is asleep, the jerk.

Put the cardboard boxes in plastic bins.  Problem solved. :tongue:  (See how helpful I am?)

Looks like this dot's pretty much surrounded, eh?

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1227 on: February 12, 2013, 10:03:43 AM »
We have a cute little kitty who chews electrical cords.  I'd offer him to one of you, but I don't know you, and I don't hate you that much.

Oh, they also like chewing the cords for the blinds.  Half the little knobby ornament thingies are in drawers around the house because the cats have chewed through the cords.

Forget declawing them, I'd like to rip their little teeth out sometimes.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1228 on: February 12, 2013, 04:22:04 PM »
Put the cardboard boxes in plastic bins.  Problem solved. :tongue:  (See how helpful I am?)

I'm debating between which is tougher: childproofing or catproofing a house.

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1229 on: February 12, 2013, 05:20:35 PM »
I'm debating between which is tougher: childproofing or catproofing a house.

Cat proofing.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1230 on: February 12, 2013, 06:10:59 PM »
We have a cute little kitty who chews electrical cords.  I'd offer him to one of you, but I don't know you, and I don't hate you that much.

Oh, they also like chewing the cords for the blinds.  Half the little knobby ornament thingies are in drawers around the house because the cats have chewed through the cords.

Forget declawing them, I'd like to rip their little teeth out sometimes.
My cat has a thing for hanging cords too.  Doesn't matter what they are, if they're hanging down and he can chew on it, he will.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1231 on: February 13, 2013, 12:56:04 PM »
The DUmp's favorite type of cat . . .

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1232 on: February 13, 2013, 01:21:52 PM »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1233 on: February 13, 2013, 01:27:58 PM »
Hey, Chris--do you know where Cheezburger After Dark went to?
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1234 on: February 13, 2013, 01:31:16 PM »
They keep changing the URL.  This is what I came up with after a Google search

http://cheezburger.com/tag/ICHC-After-Dark
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1235 on: February 13, 2013, 02:07:49 PM »
Thank you very kindly!

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1236 on: February 14, 2013, 11:12:04 AM »
 :rotf:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1237 on: February 14, 2013, 01:22:08 PM »
:rotf:


Meet Kitler's cousin, Goatee cat!!   :lmao:
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1238 on: February 14, 2013, 02:29:10 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1239 on: February 14, 2013, 02:30:40 PM »
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1240 on: February 14, 2013, 02:33:53 PM »
« Last Edit: February 14, 2013, 09:09:39 PM by Chris_ »
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1241 on: February 14, 2013, 02:55:52 PM »


Actually, that one looks like it's gonna blubber about leaving Brittany alone.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1242 on: February 14, 2013, 07:59:55 PM »
They keep changing the URL.  This is what I came up with after a Google search

http://cheezburger.com/tag/ICHC-After-Dark
It's been months since the last update.

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« Reply #1243 on: February 15, 2013, 07:52:58 AM »
I suppose this one would be Pope Leo . . .

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« Reply #1244 on: February 15, 2013, 07:54:08 AM »
Canary . . . ptarmigan . . . what's the difference?

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1245 on: February 15, 2013, 08:24:02 AM »
This reminded me of Chris_


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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1246 on: February 17, 2013, 11:32:32 AM »
For the DUmmies in their C&B forum...

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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1247 on: February 17, 2013, 03:42:57 PM »
I need to post a video of my cat drinking water from the bathtub faucet.
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Re: ur new lolcat thread
« Reply #1248 on: February 17, 2013, 04:42:55 PM »
While I'm tryiong to figure out how to post videos, I'll post a photo of Peymon the Wonder Cat.


He was annoyed by me and my camera. We dared to interrupt his beauty rest.
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« Reply #1249 on: February 17, 2013, 09:26:25 PM »
While I'm tryiong to figure out how to post videos, I'll post a photo of Peymon the Wonder Cat.


He was annoyed by me and my camera. We dared to interrupt his beauty rest.
And a handsome fellow he is!!!
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