Well, Hell, Rob, sir, you KNOW I never lock the doors of the motor vehicle, which is how I ended up with the cat William, an orange-and-white cat some jerk put into the automobile while I was away.
William by the way has turned out a perfectly fine cat.
Anyway, I had had the motor vehicle since November 17, 2007, and it was circa 8:00 p.m. New Year's Eve that I first ever bothered to lock it.
When one does something for the first time, sometimes there's problems.