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Offline bijou

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Suicide bummer
« on: September 25, 2009, 03:10:53 AM »
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A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.
Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up - but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries.

Last night astonished experts admitted: "We've never heard of anything quite like this before." The target was the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef.

Extremist Al-Asiri, who was on a local "Most Wanted" list, tricked his way into a meeting with him by saying he was turning his back on terror. ...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html

The Sun has such great headlines.  :-) 
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 03:55:18 AM »
I'd call that a mega-fart.......and I hope it gave Barney Frank ideas.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 04:19:16 AM »
Talk about explosive diarrhea. 
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 10:20:23 AM »
Un-Holy CRAP!
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 11:17:59 AM »
Kind of redefines the phrase "This is stick up", don't it?
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 11:36:08 AM »
Oh, blow it our your ass, people.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 11:43:23 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 25, 2009, 11:36:08 AM
Oh, blow it our your ass, people.
That guy was getting really behind in his work.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 11:55:12 AM »
And now he is the butt of many jokes. 
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 11:58:04 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on September 25, 2009, 11:55:12 AM
And now he is the butt of many jokes. 
Hey, no more cracks like that one, okay?
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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »
Pull my finger.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2009, 12:57:36 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 25, 2009, 12:47:31 PM
Pull my finger.
Some guys really get a bang out of their work.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2009, 09:52:02 PM »
Rectum?  You betcha it did!!
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2009, 01:30:09 AM »
guess a gerbil just didn't do it for him.... :uhsure:
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 05:01:43 AM »
I could make a joke here, but it would really stink . . .
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2009, 09:51:43 AM »
Quote from: debk on September 26, 2009, 01:30:09 AM
guess a gerbil just didn't do it for him.... :uhsure:

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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2009, 07:38:26 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 25, 2009, 09:52:02 PM
Rectum?  You betcha it did!!
He thought he was going to be a part of the fifth colon.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2009, 08:23:03 PM »
Last thing that went through his brain: his ass.
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Re: Suicide bummer
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2009, 08:43:20 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 26, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
Last thing that went through his brain: his ass.
I guess he just never learned to turn the other cheek.
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