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My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« on: December 26, 2011, 09:23:25 AM »
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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 08:33 PM

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My dad sometimes changes stories to be anti-Republican when reading to my nieces.

That seems to be a common trait with the democrat party.

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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 08:41 PM

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1. I used to become feminist reading kids stories when I babysat

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the gal never married the prince and lived happily ever after; she kicked his ass to the curb, got a degree, launched a career and had her pick of men

That's why you end up with losers that you have to support while they stay home posting on DU.

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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:46 PM

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12. How about "she kicked his ass to the curb"?

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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:49 PM

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13. Ever heard of a medaphor?

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Perhaps you should take things less seriously?

Another one who's not as smart as she thinks she is.

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15. good lord, Texasgal

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I am not even gonna BOTHER with that one!

It would be a shame to lose 78,000 posts for calling a DUmmy a DUmmy.

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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:28 PM

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8. What stories, how?

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Sun Dec 25, 2011, 09:31 PM

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10. He goes like "and these people don't have anything to eat because of the Republicans".

What's his DU name?

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Mon Dec 26, 2011, 09:23 AM

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17. Hope nieces listened. Republican bigotry, callousness, dogma, etc., is bad.

Are you LoZoccolo's Dad?

(Typing on a 7" notebook balanced on my knee sucks)
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Re: My Dad was a low downm lying scumbad when talking about Republicans
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2011, 09:31:59 AM »
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the gal never married the prince and lived happily ever after; she kicked his ass to the curb, got a degree, launched a career and had her pick of men

Reminded me of that old joke:

A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. He got over his heartbreak and bought cars, went out with friends, and lived happily ever after.
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Re: My Dad was a low downm lying scumbad when talking about Republicans
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 09:40:44 AM »
Quote from: docstew on December 26, 2011, 09:31:59 AM
This part:
Reminded me of that old joke:

A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. He got over his heartbreak and bought cars, went out with friends, and lived happily ever after.

That old joke reminded me of this old joke :

Q. Why to men die sooner than women ?

A. Because they want to.
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Re: My Dad was a low downm lying scumbad when talking about Republicans
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 09:45:46 AM »
Quote from: miskie on December 26, 2011, 09:40:44 AM
That old joke reminded me of this old joke :

Q. Why to men die sooner than women ?

A. Because they want to.

Or:

Q. Why do married men live longer than single men?

A.  They don't, it just seems longer.
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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2011, 09:50:08 AM »
This one's headed for the short bus. :whistling:
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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 09:51:56 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 26, 2011, 09:50:08 AM
This one's headed for the short bus. :whistling:


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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 10:00:49 AM »
The nut didn't fall very far from the tree there.

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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2011, 10:06:31 AM »
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17. Hope nieces listened. Republican bigotry, callousness, dogma, etc., is bad.

Their(republicans) 'dogma' is bad? Yeah, cause "this" is what all normal people do when reading young children bedtime stories. They insert ridiculous political stands into make believe STORIES. Reality is harsh enough, can't kids enjoy the fantasy for a little bit of prince charming, wicked witches dying, and life happily ever after? You'd think since they dwell in the land of fantasy ie eat the rich and public healthcare for all, they'd understand that fairytales are just fantasy too....
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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2011, 10:15:13 AM »
I think LoZoccolo is trolling for bouncies.
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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2011, 11:09:36 AM »
Notice none of them tell the story of the Ant and the Grasshopper?
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Re: My Dad was a low down lying scumbag when talking about Republicans
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2011, 11:28:19 AM »
Or "The Little Train That Could" !
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Re: My Dad was a low downm lying scumbad when talking about Republicans
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2011, 08:31:27 PM »
Quote from: docstew on December 26, 2011, 09:31:59 AM
This part:
Reminded me of that old joke:

A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. He got over his heartbreak and bought cars, went out with friends, and lived happily ever after.

Quote from: miskie on December 26, 2011, 09:40:44 AM
That old joke reminded me of this old joke :

Q. Why to men die sooner than women ?

A. Because they want to.

Quote from: thundley4 on December 26, 2011, 09:45:46 AM
Or:

Q. Why do married men live longer than single men?

A.  They don't, it just seems longer.

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