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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2011, 10:33:49 AM »
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2011, 10:39:01 AM »
Damn, I hope these dopes eventually challenge $kammer's authority. The months worth of fallout will be hilarious!
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2011, 04:50:12 PM »
I've always said that the DUches would know the local Gestapo or NVDK phone numbers by heart. I should have jumped to the obvious conclusion that they would actually be members of those groups. 
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #28 on: December 20, 2011, 04:57:17 PM »
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Well, hell; that qualifier ALONE just about GUARANTEES that the DUmbass version of MI-6 will be riddled with Kim Philbys.  About the only DUmmies that bought their own donor stars under the old system WERE the moles.   :rotf:

Yup DUmbshits; we're in ur COINTELPRO office...
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #29 on: December 20, 2011, 04:57:25 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 20, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
I've always said that the DUches would know the local Gestapo or NKVD phone numbers by heart. I should have jumped to the obvious conclusion that they would actually be members of those groups. 

Oh, not members...just capos, block captains, and informants.  Real oppressors know better than to let the willing tools actually join, they're just too stupid and unreliable to be running things.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2011, 05:35:42 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 20, 2011, 04:57:17 PM
Well, hell; that qualifier ALONE just about GUARANTEES that the DUmbass version of MI-6 will be riddled with Kim Philbys.  About the only DUmmies that bought their own donor stars under the old system WERE the moles.   :rotf:

Yup DUmbshits; we're in ur COINTELPRO office...

Oh NOOOOO!!!

You actually paid for your own star?

That's what DUmmies are for.

We need a poll.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2011, 05:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 20, 2011, 05:35:42 PM
Oh NOOOOO!!!

You actually paid for your own star?

That's what DUmmies are for.

We need a poll.

You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.

I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.

<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2011, 05:45:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 20, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.

I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.

<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.

I figure that I was doing the world a favor. Let the DUmmies spend their money on me or on drugs, which puts everyone in danger.

I did it for the safety of mankind.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2011, 05:58:45 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 20, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.

I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.

<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.
Any DUmmy who's bought three or more stars has bought at least one for a mole.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2011, 09:37:24 PM »
Mineral Man is giving tips :

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 Troll-Busting and How to Make it Work and Get the Troll MIRTed.
With DU3 being new and all, there are quite a few trolls who are experimenting with the site. Here's a thread from one of them:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/100247935

Here's how I got it hidden, locked, and the poster MIRTed (I just made that up right now).

1. I read the thread and recognized the original post as trollery.
2. I read down the thread and noticed that others had the same suspicion.
3. I alerted on the OP, choosing the Community Standards option.
4. I selected the TOS Violation option.
5. I wrote a comment that said, "This poster appears to be a low post count troll. The post is disruptive. If you vote to Hide the post, it will be sent to the MIR Team." or words to that effect.
6. Shortly, the post was hidden, the thread was locked, and the OP was MIRTed.

I just thought I'd share this. It worked great.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124013529

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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2011, 09:38:55 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on December 20, 2011, 09:37:24 PM
Mineral Man is giving tips :
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124013529



I wonder what poor primitive that was, who got kicked off.

The primitives aren't smart enough to detect real moles.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2011, 10:07:02 PM »
Speaking of moles, trolls, and former DUmpmonkeys, the LUniebin appears to be gone.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2011, 10:08:15 PM »
That's so sad. 

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Their forum does appear to be broken.

Heh.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2011, 06:20:18 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 20, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
You know, I know of two decent and civilized people who got stars for their moles, paid for by the primitives.

I don't recall when, but one time the CalPig primitive bought one for one of them, and another time the w8liftinglady did.

<<has never had a star paid for by someone else, as likes to be under the primitive radar.

I had a mole get a heart but never a star.  :bawl:
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2011, 06:25:26 AM »
Shucks...I could never get a mole off the ground there.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2011, 06:35:55 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2011, 06:25:26 AM
Shucks...I could never get a mole off the ground there.

I hear that.  The early going can be brutal.  Best to just K&R the first hundred posts or so.    DUmmies are brutal on the new meat.  After a few hundred posts then you can actually make a few fawning comments.  Restraining your natural urge to make comments is rather like asking a kid to eat vegetables at an ice cream social but it has to be done if you want to get your mole out of the gate. :naughty:
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2011, 07:58:26 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2011, 10:07:02 PM
Speaking of moles, trolls, and former DUmpmonkeys, the LUniebin appears to be gone.

Yep, it damn sure is. 

I wonder if No Limit will be back here to drag his ass around the carpet some more?
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2011, 08:00:02 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 21, 2011, 07:58:26 AM
Yep, it damn sure is. 

I wonder if No Limit will be back here to drag his ass around the carpet some more?

I hope not.

I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time he was here.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2011, 08:01:15 AM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on December 20, 2011, 09:37:24 PM
Mineral Man is giving tips:

You know, madam, this is utterly ridiculous.

There's two sorts of "malicious intruders;" trolls who go to Skins's island to purposely disrupt, to purposely discombobulate the primitives, and moles who go to Skins's island for informational purposes.

Trolls can act any way they wish; moles must blend in with the primitives.

So the primitives are going to be running around looking for malicious intruders, but all they're going to find are trolls.  And they never needed a committee to detect trolls in the first place; the primitives on their own, even the most stupid of them, were always at least reasonably competent at detecting trolls.

Moles are another matter.

If the elusive enigmatic Elad couldn't find certain moles, I can guarantee you that a committee of 100 primitives aren't going to find them either.  I'm still dumbfounded that they still don't realize who the Walt Starr primitive was.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2011, 08:09:26 AM »
They're so immature, they can't handle an opposing political view now as it is, does DU really think this isn't going to get personal?
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2011, 08:49:32 AM »
"MIRT."  It has that oh-so-appropriate, deliciously-malignant Soviet Russian sound, like "SMERSH."

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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2011, 08:57:57 AM »
I wish they would find a way to append an 'H' to the end.

MIRTH

Then we could really laugh at them.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2011, 09:06:05 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 21, 2011, 08:57:57 AM
I wish they would find a way to append an 'H' to the end.

MIRTH

Then we could really laugh at them.

You just have to pronounce it like Joe Pesci, or Stinky the Dude might:

"Da two Yutes"...
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2011, 10:52:27 AM »
For some inexplicable reason, the LUniebin is back online.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2011, 12:19:20 PM »
Oh, that was helpful, MineralMan's how-to guide for spotting trolls.  Look for an opposing opinion, then squash it.  Genius.  Wish I'd thought of it. 


Here's a fawning post I ran by over there:  "Love your posts, Octafish.  I'll be looking for more of them!"   Now, it might make a mole's stomach turn to type that, but then again, it could be stated entirely honestly as a mole, couldn't it? 
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