Three tipoffs that this is a purely fictional bouncy tale:
Both my boyfriend and myself
The chinless, 300lb. 'Bama butterball?
Not even if she could breathe through her ears.
we ran ahead several blocks
Ran? The Alabama butterball?
during this eight hour plus ordeal we were not given food
Li'l Ava would surely perish long before completing an eight-hour fast.
Some pic's included
At least she follows the ironclad DUmp rule of using an apostrophe whenever writing a plural.
Both her homeschooling and her little YouTube college program are apparently abysmal on teaching spelling and grammar.
God kills a kitten every time someone forms a plural by using an apostrophe.