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Title: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Tucker on December 26, 2011, 06:16:57 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100271428

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Mon Dec 26, 2011, 01:00 AM

Star Member ashling (14,205 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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I just got home from my mother-in-law's in Mississippi
My father-in-law came by (they have been divorced as he is a low-life scum sucking sleazeball bigot). Everybody else was out shopping and my wife came home to check on me because I was ill. As soon as she gets there her father drives up (nobody really wants anything to do with him, but his kids try to be civil to him) and comes in with my wife and sits down in the recliner and starts talking.

I had been having dizzy spells and had been asleep so I just listened - not that I could have gotten a word in if I had tried.

The thing is, I feel dirty just having listened to this man. On the way home, we stopped for gas in Louisiana. I had this strong urge to apologize to a lady outside and the clerk (both African-Americans).

I am not going to sully this board by trying to repeat even a portion of what that man said, but I want to apologize to every person on this board who is Black and/or Hispanic for every perjorative thing anyone of my race (Anglo Caucasian) has ever said about any minority. I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

Are there any DUmmies that aren't physically ill?

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Mon Dec 26, 2011, 01:07 AM

MellowDem (2,873 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
2. Why?

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You can't apologize for him. And why do you frame things in terms of race? I mean, everyone is bigoted towards everyone else, and it's never a good thing. If you are going to apologize for "Anglo Caucasian" bigotry towards blacks and Hispanics, you might as well apologize for all bigotry from any made up group to any other made up group that's ever been done. It would make as much sense.

In other words, it's not your problem, it's your father-in-law's. Don't apologize for him. Confront him with his bigotry if you feel you can, but if not (family is complicated), then don't sweat it.

You need to learn. Don't question the bouncies.

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Mon Dec 26, 2011, 02:18 AM

Star Member freshwest (6,933 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore
6. Very toxic person. Guess there's no TRO in place. How miserable to listen to poison when one is sick

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I might have thrown up if I'd had to hear it. Sorry you had to listen to that, nauseating.

Get some rest and enjoy some better vibes in the coming days. You're back in your world, now.

Why the TRO? I didn't read any mention of violence.

As to him being back in his world, I think not. Sounds like he lives in a red state.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 26, 2011, 06:42:23 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100271428



As to him being back in his world, I think not. Sounds like he lives in a red state.

Yeah, but the cull-de-sack he parks his BUICK on is blue.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Tucker on December 26, 2011, 06:47:07 AM
Yeah, but the cull-de-sack he parks his BUICK on is blue.

A DUmmy driving an American made vehicle!!! I don't think so. They love them some non union Japanese cars. They use the global market as an excuse to support non union companies.

Hypocrites.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: diesel driver on December 26, 2011, 07:12:57 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/100271428

Are there any DUmmies that aren't physically ill?

Physically or mentally?  No.

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Why the TRO?


What is TRO?  Truth:  Real or Otherwise? 
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Tucker on December 26, 2011, 07:20:48 AM
Physically or mentally?  No.

What is TRO?  Truth:  Real or Otherwise? 

Temporary restraining order.

Only reason I know this is because it's how DUmmies fight criminals, bullies and spouses.

Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Gina on December 26, 2011, 07:24:37 AM
So over over over dramatic to say you would throw up from words.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: diesel driver on December 26, 2011, 07:27:06 AM
Temporary restraining order.

Only reason I know this is because it's how DUmmies fight criminals, bullies and spouses.



That would explain how I would NOT know what TRO meant.    :lmao:

At first, I thought it was TRD, which stands for Toyota Racing Development, something I AM familiar with.   :-)
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Ballygrl on December 26, 2011, 08:11:44 AM
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I want to apologize to every person on this board who is Black and/or Hispanic

How come when White folk apologize for the behavior of other White folk, they only apologize to Blacks and Hispanics? never to Asians?

BTW, he needs to apologize to some "Hispanics" because they don't like being referred to as "Hispanic" they prefer "Latino or Latina or Latinos" or prefer to be called by Country of Origin:

http://www.pewhispanic.org/2009/05/28/whos-hispanic/

Q.How do Hispanics themselves feel about the labels “Hispanic” and “Latino”?

A. The labels are not universally embraced by the community that has been labeled. A 2006 survey by the Pew Hispanic Center found that 48% of Latino adults generally describe themselves by their country of origin first; 26% generally use the terms Latino or Hispanic first; and 24% generally call themselves American on first reference. As for a preference between “Hispanic” and “Latino”, a 2008 Center survey found that 36% of respondents prefer the term “Hispanic,” 21% prefer the term “Latino” and the rest have no preference.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 26, 2011, 09:18:01 AM
Temporary restraining order.

Only reason I know this is because it's how DUmmies fight criminals, bullies and spouses.



And it sounds like a misuse of the term by a DUmmie pretending to know more about stuff like law than they really do.  TROs are exactly that, temporary; they are meant to be a short-term emergency freeze until a fair hearing can be had for both sides of the story in a more-developed and developed way, culminating in a permant order.  From the context is sounds like this split occurred quite a long time ago, and no TRO would still be in place.  Nor does it sound like there was a basis for one in the first place, nothing mentioned makes it seem the ex was threatening to the spouse or kids, just more or less obnoxiously opinionated.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Tucker on December 26, 2011, 09:25:44 AM
And it sounds like a misuse of the term by a DUmmie pretending to know more about stuff like law than they really do.  TROs are exactly that, temporary; they are meant to be a short-term emergency freeze until a fair hearing can be had for both sides of the story in a more-developed and developed way, culminating in a permant order.  From the context is sounds like this split occurred quite a long time ago, and no TRO would still be in place.  Nor does it sound like there was a basis for one in the first place, nothing mentioned makes it seem the ex was threatening to the spouse or kids, just more or less obnoxiously opinionated.

Embellishment is a DUmmy's middle name.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: AprilRazz on December 26, 2011, 09:47:21 AM
Poor guy probably just mentioned that he didn't like one of Obama's policies.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: miskie on December 26, 2011, 09:49:55 AM
Why not craft a bouncy this way ? The 'fill-in-the-blanks' approach worked for Obama's election, allowing gullible voters to individually determine what 'Hope & Change' meant.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 26, 2011, 11:48:31 AM
Why not craft a bouncy this way ? The 'fill-in-the-blanks' approach worked for Obama's election, allowing gullible voters to individually determine what 'Hope & Change' meant.

I Hopes to haz all y'alls Change before I leave office.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: shadeaux on December 26, 2011, 01:09:49 PM
He just wanted to spank Mississippi and Louisiana. You know we're all racists down here.   :whatever:

I have a feeling ashling took too much cold medicine and felt left out of the festivities so he thought by smack talking the inlaw he'd feel better about himself. We all know for a fact DUmmy racist dreams live in their own heads.

Hey ashling   :bird: :bird:  Merry Christmas asshole.  Does your wife know you speak ill of her father on a public forum full of crazy people ?  I'll bet she don't.
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: sybilll on December 26, 2011, 04:49:04 PM
Dude, just some advice.  Next time you try to do a decent bouncy, try not to sound like your balls are in the wifey's purse. 
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: Boudicca on December 26, 2011, 06:08:02 PM
Dude, just some advice.  Next time you try to do a decent bouncy, try not to sound like your balls are in the wifey's purse. 

If she takes after her old man she's got to be a real ball buster. :whistling:
Title: Re: ashling tries a new approach- A bouncy without details
Post by: DefiantSix on December 26, 2011, 07:21:48 PM
Dude, just some advice.  Next time you try to do a decent bouncy, try not to sound like your balls are in the wifey's purse. 

What balls?  Where in that whole journalistic embarrassment of an OP did you see anything to suggest the boy's got balls? 

One: DUmbass is a DUmbass; which science is still trying to determine whether being a DUmbass cause one's testicles to wither like overripe grapes on a vine, or whether withered testicles causes one to be a DUmbass.

Two: boyo mentioned he's married, but never stated whether he's a hypocritical breeder or not, in addition to being a DUmbass.  No kids; no proof he's got balls.