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Title: Now in the ER
Post by: dutch508 on May 19, 2020, 03:54:44 PM
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Star Member safeinOhio (19,312 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213458941

Now in the ER
Started to shake a cioiple hours ago. Don’t feel bad, just shaking like a leaf. Temp is 102 but don’t feel bad. Did the swab and now we weight.

Please no prayers, might cause a lighting to hit this place.

 :whatever:

Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: 67 Rover on May 19, 2020, 04:00:13 PM
:whatever:

Any bets on how fast this mutt will be begging for  Hydroxychloroquine and Zinc if it is infected with that poor virus?
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: thundley4 on May 19, 2020, 04:11:13 PM
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Star Member safeinOhio (19,312 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213458941

Now in the ER
Started to shake a cioiple hours ago. Don’t feel bad, just shaking like a leaf. Temp is 102 but don’t feel bad. Did the swab and now we weight.

That could be the cause.
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: Delmar on May 19, 2020, 04:34:28 PM
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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)Tue May 19, 2020, 04:58 PM
Star Member iluvtennis (11,537 posts)
24. Keep the positive thoughts flowing...the mind is very powerful. Take care.

RIP DUmmy.
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: SVPete on May 19, 2020, 04:40:55 PM
Hopefully Star Member safeinOhio survives and improves his/her spelling.
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: Rufus2010 on May 19, 2020, 05:57:37 PM
Any bets on how fast this mutt will be begging for  Hydroxychloroquine and Zinc if it is infected with that poor virus?

Faster than one can say "Abracadabra". :mental:
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: Zathras on May 19, 2020, 08:04:50 PM
Is the DUmbass channeling Joe Biden in that post?
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: BamaMoose on May 20, 2020, 01:41:18 AM
He noticed his poor spelling and edited:

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safeinOhio (19,318 posts)

Now in the ER

Last edited Tue May 19, 2020, 08:07 PM - Edit history (1)

Started to shake a cioiple hours ago. Don’t feel bad, just shaking like a leaf. Temp is 102 but don’t feel bad. Did the swab and now we Waite.

Please no prayers, might cause a lighting to hit this place. 

Quality work there, Chief.   :rofl:

Might be related to this:

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safeinOhio (19,318 posts)

I stood there buying some cannabis

and a cop walked in and stood there next to me with a smile on his face. Yep, it was legal and I have a couple of plants going in my yard here in Michigan. All legal.

67 years old and never thought I'd see the day.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/12793992 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/12793992)

The stoners over there love telling everyone that marijuana is the wonder drug that will cure all known diseases.  But for some reason they just can't seem to get a coherent message across.

Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: fatboy on May 20, 2020, 08:52:00 AM
False Alarm

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Wed May 20, 2020, 07:45 AM
Star Member safeinOhio (19,319 posts)

Test for CV19 were negative. Still giving
 
me antibiotics. Lungs are clear and they can’t find the infection.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213461304
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: SVPete on May 20, 2020, 09:12:42 AM
False Alarm

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213461304

The test a hospital used on me takes 2-3 days to get results, so I suspect this may be a fauxny :bouncy: .
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: 67 Rover on May 20, 2020, 09:46:53 AM
Damn.
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: Delmar on May 20, 2020, 09:55:52 AM
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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)Wed May 20, 2020, 07:48 AM
The Magistrate (88,195 posts)
1. Glad To Hear That, Sir

They'll sort you out all right
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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)Wed May 20, 2020, 07:48 AM
Squinch (31,756 posts)
2. So glad to hear it.

But feel better soon!
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Response to safeinOhio (Original post)Wed May 20, 2020, 07:49 AM
Star Member Laffy Kat (11,785 posts)
3. So relieved it's not CV.

Are you feeling better?

The primitive doesn't know what he's got but everyone over there is relieved that it's not the Chicom crud because, in their minds, that would be a death sentence.  He could have Lou Gehrig's disease but that's okay, as long as it's not the 'rona.

It's probably nothing anyway.  The primitive was probably just shaking with fear from watching to much MSM covid panic porn.

Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: Delmar on May 21, 2020, 04:09:05 PM
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Thu May 21, 2020, 04:12 PM
Star Member safeinOhio (19,341 posts)

Just got home from the hospital.

Feeling great and good to know that 3 test for CV-19 came back negative. Looks like a combination of a virus and kidney stones. Some scary stuff for a couple of days.

Only good part was being able to stay on DU the whole time.
Love you folks.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213467419

Update: It looks like safeinOhio is going to live.
 
The original symptoms were fever and uncontrollable shaking but no pain.  Doesn't sound like kidney stones to me, but what do I know?
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: jukin on May 21, 2020, 05:24:59 PM
MAY SATAN HOVE NO MERCY ON YOUR SOUL AND YOUR ETERNAL LIFE IN HELL BE PAINFUL.
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: thundley4 on May 21, 2020, 05:34:54 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213467419

Update: It looks like safeinOhio is going to live.
 
The original symptoms were fever and uncontrollable shaking but no pain.  Doesn't sound like kidney stones to me, but what do I know?

Kidney stones and no pain.  :bs2flag:
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: dutch508 on May 21, 2020, 05:53:43 PM
 :rotf:

DTs.
Title: Re: Now in the ER
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 21, 2020, 08:28:40 PM
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Please no prayers, might cause a lighting to hit this place.
If prayer might cause spontaneous combustion, you might want to rethink your life.
The DUmmy came close to death this day, but his fear and loathing for people of faith kept him from asking for help from the one source that could actually do something about it.

If a DUmmy didn't hate, you would swear he had no feelings. These people are dead inside.