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The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with

a MAGA zombie is, I think, explained in this joke.

Two cows are standing in a field.

First cow: "Isn't the news about Mad Cow Disease just terrible."

Second cow (who begins to spin in a circle) "Mad Cow Disease, what do I care, I'm a helicopter!"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216717742

WTF??? that is so DUmb.

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2022, 10:31:58 AM »
WTF??? that is so DUmb.

coming from people who believe that they can identify as one or more of 30,000 genders, regardless of their DNA and physical biology, the level of self-awareness there is requires heavy equipment to dig down to.   
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2022, 11:12:17 AM »
WTF??? that is so DUmb.

The "joke" gets a full five- :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: rating for stupidity.
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2022, 11:13:24 AM »
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The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with

a MAGA zombie is, I think, explained in this joke.

Two cows are standing in a field.

First cow: "Isn't the news about Mad Cow Disease just terrible."

Second cow (who begins to spin in a circle) "Mad Cow Disease, what do I care, I'm a helicopter!"

Aren't jokes supposed to have a punchline?

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2022, 12:24:38 PM »
Aren't jokes supposed to have a punchline?
And be funny?
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2022, 01:40:55 PM »
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Two cows are standing in a field.

First cow: "Isn't the news about Mad Cow Disease just terrible."

Second cow (who begins to spin in a circle) "Mad Cow Disease, what do I care, I'm a helicopter!"


Lets try a rewrite for lefty audiences:

Two men are standing in a field.

First man: Isn't the news about prostrate cancer terrible?

Second man (Richard levine): What do I care, I'm a woman!!

 :rofl:



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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2022, 03:23:56 PM »

Lets try a rewrite for lefty audiences:

Two men are standing in a field.

First man: Isn't the news about prostrate cancer terrible?

Second man (Richard levine): What do I care, I'm a woman!!

 :rofl:

You see because CMD's joke is funny. That's the difference DUchbags. Your cow "joke" wouldn't even make a 5 year old laugh.
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2022, 03:56:53 PM »
Congrats, the stupidest thing at the DUmp today. 

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2022, 04:04:43 PM »
Congrats, the stupidest thing at the DUmp today.

Don't get that bet down just yet. The evening is still young, and the inhabitants of Skinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups could beat that level of stupid without even trying...
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2022, 05:05:11 PM »
Congrats, the stupidest thing at the DUmp today.

So far. The day is long and the DUchebags aren't even into their fourth joint.
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2022, 05:10:48 PM »

Lets try a rewrite for lefty audiences:

Two men are standing in a field.

First man: Isn't the news about prostrate cancer terrible?

Second man (Richard levine): What do I care, I'm a woman!!   :rofl: 

 
Ooh! Well done ...  :clap:

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« Last Edit: May 23, 2022, 05:14:53 PM by ABC-2 »
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2022, 05:15:46 PM »
coming from people who believe that they can identify as one or more of 30,000 genders, regardless of their DNA and physical biology, the level of self-awareness there is requires heavy equipment to dig down to.

Right? People who think that...men can be women and women can be men...talking down to others about rational discussions.

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2022, 07:18:43 PM »
Right? People who think that...men can be women and women can be men...talking down to others about rational discussions.



You just reminded me of something I read online somewhere, putting down such fools.

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2022, 07:41:42 PM »
You see because CMD's joke is funny. That's the difference DUchbags. Your cow "joke" wouldn't even make a 5 year old laugh.


In fairness, my joke wouldn't make a 5 year old laugh, or a DUmmy.

The 5 year old doesn't know what a prostrate is, and the DUmmy isn't a biologist*...

:rimshot:





















*and therefore can not acknowledge that only men can get prostrate cancer, even if it does have a sense of humor, which is highly unlikely:



 
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2022, 07:56:46 PM »

In fairness, my joke wouldn't make a 5 year old laugh, or a DUmmy.

The 5 year old doesn't know what a prostrate is, and the DUmmy isn't a biologist*...

:rimshot:

Enough, stop making me laugh CMD ...

Am trying to get outta here for the night!!! 





















*and therefore can not acknowledge that only men can get prostrate cancer, even if it does have a sense of humor, which is highly unlikely:


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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2022, 08:38:10 PM »
Enough, stop making me laugh CMD ...

Am trying to get outta here for the night!!! 





















*and therefore can not acknowledge that only men can get prostrate cancer, even if it does have a sense of humor, which is highly unlikely:



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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2022, 07:05:42 AM »
Congrats, the stupidest thing at the DUmp today.

So far. Remember, it's early..
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2022, 10:18:42 AM »
So far. Remember, it's early..

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2022, 10:36:17 AM »
Every day is an IQ test for leftists.

The devil is in the details:

Every day is a failed IQ test for leftists.

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2022, 10:41:34 AM »
Every day is an IQ test for leftists.

Every day is a competition in which leftists try to out-stupid one another.

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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2022, 11:23:58 AM »
Every day is an IQ test for leftists.

A test for each of them which consistently comes back NEGATIVE. DUmp Minkies  :wink: have the strongest immunity to IQ the world has ever seen...
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Re: The clear waste of time in having a rational conversation with
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2022, 03:41:56 PM »
I'm reminded of the statement I apply to all discussions with liberals. "Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2022, 08:31:18 PM »
A test for each of them which consistently comes back NEGATIVE. DUmp Minkies  :wink: have the strongest immunity to IQ the world has ever seen...

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That is awesome.

Here they are in their natural environment:




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