How about fudgepacker?
*that was just a random utterance... nevermind*
It is time ... no it is past time for this nation to get its sense of humor back and to relearn not to be offended by every little thing. Jeezus. You can't say ANYTHING without offending someone.
If queers don't like some of the terminology used to describe them then they should get over it. I have heard all kinds of racial slurs used to describe white men and NONE of them have ever offended me.
KC