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Shooting ranges for progressives only.
« on: September 12, 2009, 12:15:41 PM »
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Joanne98  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Sep-12-09 12:56 PM
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Shooting ranges for progressives only.
   
Edited on Sat Sep-12-09 12:57 PM by Joanne98
We wouldn't need very much. Just small plots of land or commercial buildings, barbecue , picnic benches and targets with Sarah Palin's face on them!

We can start them all over the country and take videos of us shooting conservatives with big "Don't tread on me EITHER" signs behind us and put them on youtube.

Good idea?

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2. It would be nice to shoot and not have to deal with right wing idiots...BUT
   
The idea of shooting at pictures of real people would just make us as bad as the right wing rednecks who shoot at the Osama bin Laden targets. I like the idea of progressives only shooting clubs though.
   

Good God these people want everything in life to be like DU no right wingers allowed.  :mental:

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4. I love my guns but this is the behavior I expect from Tea-goobers
   
not from progressive gun owners though I confess to gluing Dick Cheney's picture to at least one target.

Hmm the first sentence you condemn the teabirthers then in the last sentence you fess up to doing what you knock them for allegedly doing.


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Re: Shooting ranges for progressives only.
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 12:44:45 PM »
The only reason they would want 'Progressive Only' shooting clubs is so they could LEARN TO SHOOT WITHOUT BEING LAUGHED AT for not knowing which end to point down range!

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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2009, 02:32:45 PM »
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Re: Shooting ranges for progressives only.
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2009, 07:20:35 PM »
Yeah, DUmmies....air softs at 50 inches. You'll be a sniper in no time.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2009, 07:27:58 PM »
Damn, what a misleading title.  I thought this was going to be about DUmmies volunteering to be targets.   :evillaugh:

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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2009, 07:31:50 PM »
That sounds like quite a viable business plan... *snort*

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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 12:54:11 AM »
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Shooting ranges for progressives only.
   
Edited on Sat Sep-12-09 12:57 PM by Joanne98
We wouldn't need very much. Just small plots of land or commercial buildings, barbecue , picnic benches and targets with Sarah Palin's face on them!

We can start them all over the country and take videos of us shooting conservatives with big "Don't tread on me EITHER" signs behind us and put them on youtube.

Good idea?

:lmao:

Where do they think they are ? Camden ?

Do they really think they can set up a firing range like they would a public garden ?

In all seriousness - What are they gonna use for a backstop ? Bags of ponyunicorn poo ?

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Re: Shooting ranges for progressives only.
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »
This is just a litttle PSA for the DUmmies.

This is a list of the guns authorised for use ay a Progressives only gun range.






For the tactical shotgun lovers



and for those that can't get enough of real firepower

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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2009, 07:12:09 AM »
That sounds like quite a viable business plan... *snort*

Yeah, right up there with selling steaks to vegetarians.
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2009, 11:35:58 AM »
They might want to set up a shooting range near a hospital or clinic....

That way, the don't have far to go when they shoot their toes, fingers, feet, etc., OFF....   :rotf:
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2009, 11:39:24 AM »
I seriously recommend pointing Joanne98 out to the authorities.  She's gone on record for saying she'd like to see us dead.  Now she's attempting to set up "militias".  This womans really ****ing unhinged.
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Re: Shooting ranges for progressives only.
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 11:56:35 AM »
This womans really ****ing unhinged.

You win the award for "Understatement Of The Year."  :tongue:
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Re: Shooting ranges for progressives only.
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2009, 12:18:48 PM »
I seriously recommend pointing Joanne98 out to the authorities.  She's gone on record for saying she'd like to see us dead.  Now she's attempting to set up "militias".  This womans really ****ing unhinged.

I think all of us would be unhinged if we had 9 day old underwear bunching up on us.  :-)
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2009, 12:21:29 PM »
I think all of us would be unhinged if we had 9 day old underwear bunching up on us.  :-)

That thought is just nasty!!!

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« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2009, 01:25:38 PM »
I think all of us would be unhinged if we had 9 day old underwear bunching up on us.  :-)

Well, there was this one time in the Marines when 9 day old underwear would have seemed rather "fresh".
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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2009, 01:32:09 PM »
Liberals with firearms?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2009, 03:20:54 PM »
Well, there was this one time in the Marines when 9 day old underwear would have seemed rather "fresh".

Comedian Yakoff Smirnoff told a joke about how different it was here compared to Russia:

"In America, you have 7 pairs of underwear, one for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on.

In Russia, you have 12 pairs of underwear, one for January, February, March...."
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« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2009, 04:17:14 PM »
I remember the old marine joke about underwear.  After weeks of wearing the same pair, day in and day out, the commanding officer told his men they could change.  "Johnson, you change with Smith, Brown, you change with Green." etc.  :-)

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« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2009, 04:22:57 PM »
I remember the old marine joke about underwear.  After weeks of wearing the same pair, day in and day out, the commanding officer told his men they could change.  "Johnson, you change with Smith, Brown, you change with Green." etc.  :-)

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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2009, 04:36:56 PM »
Well, there was this one time in the Marines when 9 day old underwear would have seemed rather "fresh".

And Marines are known to be cranky  :tongue:

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Hell in the Army if I got a bit cranky after a couple of days with no shower and complete change of clothes.
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2009, 04:41:19 PM »
And Marines are known to be cranky  :tongue:

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Hell in the Army if I got a bit cranky after a couple of days with no shower and complete change of clothes.


I think the USAF Zoomies get 2 changes a day. And are still cranky.  :tongue:
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2009, 06:43:19 PM »
And Marines are known to be cranky  :tongue:

*runs away*

Hell in the Army if I got a bit cranky after a couple of days with no shower and complete change of clothes.


You must've been in a different Army than I was.  In my third year in the tank battalion in Germany, I was astounded to find they had actually laid on a field shower unit for us during a break in one of the four week field problems that year, whcih was a first.  That was the Cold War of course; the good thing about asymmetrical war like the GWOT is you can have base camps with actual amenities like actual shitters and mess halls.
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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2009, 06:49:36 PM »
Unfortunately there's still a few shitters around. And if you piss off the C.O. you know where you'll be.

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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2009, 06:51:01 PM »
All I know is that on a sub, you had better take a daily shower, or you'll get hosed down fairly quickly.

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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2009, 06:52:44 PM »
You must've been in a different Army than I was.  In my third year in the tank battalion in Germany, I was astounded to find they had actually laid on a field shower unit for us during a break in one of the four week field problems that year, whcih was a first.  That was the Cold War of course; the good thing about asymmetrical war like the GWOT is you can have base camps with actual amenities like actual shitters and mess halls.

Not if your in the Infantry. The only time I saw a shower on a 4 week deployemnt was at 29 Palms training with the Marines. They also had water buffalos that had refigeration units on them to keep the water cold. As for meals they were either MRE's or if it was hot it might have came from a mess hall but we sure as hell never ate in one. The second time I was in the Calofornia Desert was at Ft. Irwin and they sent us hot food but no utensils to eat it with. A day later the unit had several of us get ill and they had to shut us down for two days.
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