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Offline jinxmchue

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Will Chuck Norris blend?
« on: February 26, 2008, 11:05:40 AM »
[youtube=425,350]NdD54rG9oQA[/youtube]

I laughed.
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 12:13:42 PM »
 :lmao:
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 12:37:18 PM »
Pretty funny.
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 02:02:44 PM »
That was freaking awesome!!!!!!
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 08:53:41 PM »
Chuck Norris goes to bed with the lights on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 08:18:11 AM »
Jesus turned water into wine because Chuck Norris told him to.
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 08:19:58 AM »
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  But no one has been cured because he has never cried.
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 08:20:32 AM »
Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing cows at a chain link fence.
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2008, 11:24:37 AM »
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Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2008, 08:07:38 PM »
The Bible was originally titled, "Chuck Norris and Friends."
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